/brit/

it demonstrates that they are afraid of something there is no reason to be afraid of

youtube.com/watch?v=gGdGFtwCNBE
*grabs the aux*

That was earlier today lol

What if it was purple?

alright lads.. ill do it... ill say it and if i get doxxed well fuck it
i live in coventry

i live in London because I'm young and it's easy to pull 8/10s here

Red pill me on the Coronavirus, lockdown etc

for me, its andy youre a star

its london like 60% non white people?

you rub alcohol on your hands to get rid of the virus
just drink all the time that way with every sip you disinfect yourself
that's what i do, and i'm not sick

even more than that

*What if it were
Hypothetical. Subjunctive mood.

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no reason to be afraid? maybe they don't want to be sick and/or give to others the virus? that doesn't sound that idiotic to me

yeah haha

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>no, I don't watch cricket

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For me it's Bling (Confessions of a King)

Good post

I'm merely doing the OP thing

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why would you want to live there?

Jesus fucking Christ lads

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so I was lying in bed with the window open feeling a bit hungover and a fucking wasp just flew into my room and i ran out butt naked and now i'm in the study on the computer

>I pull in london

lmao no you don't mate, you're competing with international gigachads who mog you on levels you can't even concieve

you're sick in the fucking head though

That figure is based on the larger London regions. I don't think you understand just how big London is. The metro area is actually bigger (population-wise) than the nation of Belgium.

Fuck off Rasheed

Told you she posts on ths chon. She tweets like shes posting on Yas Forums

anyone with half a brain cell believes in just letting the virus take its course
it's overblown bullshit and who cares if some boomers die

yes probably but people operate in circles, just because the majority of london is black it doesn't mean the majority of people i know are black

Convinced that Subjunctive Mood Autist is an actual bot

*takes a deep whiff of /brit/*

sure smells like incel in here

100% giga black

.... jesus christ you're a retard

Be quiet, I want to stay off toil some more

no i'm not, that's the whole point

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I reckon the french poster would be rather alarmed if he realised what percentage of replies to him are all me

I don't understand the BBC told me London wasn't a racially segregated city though

still don't know anyone or anyone who knows anyone with coronavirus

why do americans pronounce caramel as if the second A just doesn't exist
does my head in

>Commuter suburbs and university towns
Yawnorama

Nice cg video from nasa

About to engage in a wankathon

i reckon there's more than one french poster

you can use as hominem as much as you want, it doesn't make your argumentation more solid. would you say the same thing if one of your parents caught it and died because of it a couple of weeks after?

what seems to be the matter, lad?

They're Muslim ghettos

Reckon humanity peaked with the moon landings. Can pack it in now

it's not racially segregated but nobody's forcing you to make friends with anyone

what is it about Yas Forums that attracts mentals? For example theres thst emma watson guy and that israeli called shakar or somehting he post shis face here saying hes going to leave once and for all today.

I know some people like to force a gimmick everynow and then but posting the same material day in day out for months if not years is surely a sign of mental illness.

>rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-77756245.html

is this the TRUE london experience? having to live on a boat because you've been pushed out of your own capital city by international billionaires?

yes

COVENTRY ON THE FUCKING MAP

Carahmel

anonymity has always resulted in deviant behaviour

So it is segregated, people generally just stick their own, right aren't I?

i do. coworker of mine, 40ish years old. had to be sent into coma for a week. recovered from it recently.

This tomorrow, Monday, I'm dabba bring out the new me, new week new me. Two weeks from now? Finna break out this isolation cocoon with a fire ass glow up.

boats are expensive anyway desu

why do all the retarded conspiracies come from your country?
Flat earth theory conspiracy theory
Reptilian conspiracy theory
Various antisemitic conspiracy theories
Ancient aliens building the pyramids conspiracy theories (this one is literally on America's history channel....lol)
Fake moon landing conspiracy theory
Conspiracy theory claiming evolution is a lie trying to attack Christianity.
2012 end of the world conspiracy theory.

etc etc. There is a new retarded conspiracy theory coming out of the land of retards about every year.

why are so many priests bent nonces

is that why it's so easy for them to take a vow of celibacy because they don't even like women?

wonder what bojo is seeing in his coma dreams

i wouldn't use the word segregated either because there are lots of people who do mix

I think London is completely different than the rest of the UK. It's four times bigger than the next biggest city, has an incredibly massive and iconic public transport infrastructure that no other UK city matches, has by far the most tourists out of any of the cities. Just walking around, seeing the sheer amount of people, the sheer variety of people, the tall buildings, all the monuments, the harbours and docks with expensive boats, luxury apartments all over the place, how well kept a lot of the city centre streets are...it's miles away.

I'm from Belfast, spent a lot of time in Glasgow, Edinburgh, Manchester, etc. It's nothing like them at all. London is a global city where everything is happening, and is much different than anything I've been to.

the 1969 landings were fake
jews do conspire against goyim
evolution is a lie
rest is bullshit

any depressioncel man in

nigger

it's weird this, despite yanks being the literal biggest bootlickers on the planet, all their conspiracy theories are distrusting the gubmint

get your arsehole out

bought sour dough bread instead of regular bread yesterday on my weekly shop, the misses will NOT be impressed when she finds outt

good thing I have no misses eh haha

Red Red Wine on a Sunday

If I were a more confident sailor I'd live on a ketch on the Brisbane River

London is shite.

who writes these

sourdough is way nicer than normal bread though

6 cans of red bull on a sunday

there are small ihv rna sequences in the covid19

No way you'd survive that.
2 cans a day max.

true but my ideal girlfriend would like strawberry jam on her toast and i don't think they would go together so she'd freak

why is /brit/ always fucking whinging about london where would you rather live leeds? blackburn?

Imagine not having bought a proper n95 masks and filters ages ago and having to settle for this shit.

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see the french posters in /brit/ as a sort of dancing chimplike species that are here for our entertainment and to throw small bits of food at

i went to art school with people who could do it like it was nothing desu, but they were all crackheads as well

that's shit value unless it includes mooring costs
you could get yourself a perfectly good narrowboat for 40/50k and moor it up in london somewhere.

This fascist government should have forced us to stay at home way earlier.

Seriously though where do white British live in London? Do they actually clump together in a specific area or do they just try and dissolve as small minorities in ethic areas? I'm not even memeing I'm curious.

Bit of that, bit of that the priesthood and religiosity naturally attracts head cases, bit that christianity's focus on forgiveness allows for nonces to go unpunished, mostly that churches are large respected organisations that could traditionally sweep noncery under the carpet to maintain the social order

And? Give it to me in english doctor

rude and uncalled for

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this but every single foreign flag

'round here we call a shovel a shovel

*points to the UJ in the corner*