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I dont even know what those are

Reckon they should repeal the 1st amendment. You want that shit you gotta exercise your 2nd amendment

13th amendment banned slavery, 14th gave blacks citizenship, 15th let blacks vote, 19th let women vote

Fuck I've been on like 4 kilos recently. I can feel my gut just sitting there. I need some god damn exercise and less fucking cheese.

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god smoking cones feels like shite. especially mixed with tobacco like they do it over here. can't believe I used to do that shit

cop a fat sack of chron?

Just finished off the chicken Pad Thai takeaway I bought on Friday night. Just got under th covers in my bed and now comfy browsing /brit/

youtube.com/watch?v=wLRI6AnmZ5A

Been thinking about suicide alot lately lads. Just need a quick way out of my failure of a life. I've got some rope in the garage I might make a noose and put it over the basketball hoop down the the road at night time when know one is around.

Might have to buy some gosha with my trumpbux

youtube.com/watch?v=E1fzJ_AYajA

housing marktr finally looks set to tumble

nah, investors will buy it all up and rent it back to you

Or just take a dip in the ocean

i'm buying m8

fuck can't relax knowing I've put on weight. I just can't be a fat cunt, I just can't. It's not who I am.

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Oh yeah, I actually went to the beach on Friday and nearly got taken by a RIP.

Yo lil donnie I just hung myself from a fuckin basketball hoop ya fat orange cheetus muthafucka. Bet you’re feeling pretty stupid right about now you racist scumbag muthafucka, eh little donny don don?

not sure if the weed here is really shit or if the weed i used to buy from roadmen in the UK was just incredibly strong

This. You will never be free

you just get mugged off over there

yuck

I'm brewing up a shit at the moment I hope it knocks off a couple of kilos at least

Every time I smoke weed I want to kill myself

Do something now. Just be aware of how much calories something is and you'll naturally self regulate
its a completely different when gonig to maccas is an abstract bad thing vs 1300 calories for a meal
or just 600 if you do a burger and diet drink and no chips
But do it now i somehow didn't realise i was becoming a fat cunt until i checked and had put on 15kg

You can’t buy edibles from the weed store in Canada. Fucking pisses me off.

why dont you sort your life out then

I’ve lost 20lbs so far and have noticeably bigger lats now

Home gym master race

Carnival!
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You are my fire
The one desire
When i say
I WANT IT THATA WAY

based
I was going on about being a taxi driver here yesterday

yeah it's fucked. Ever since I got made redundant (pre corona) I've got less exercise for various reasons. I'm going to buy a cheap exercise bike tomorrow as well so I can use that when I'm front of the tv. I don't even drink soft drink, although I have been hitting up the sausage and egg sandwiches lately. Need to get back into form.

Lads ok I’m retarded anyway I clicked random link that I think was phishing or a virus (idk) but didn’t download anything am I good idk how it works pls don’t troll my retarded brain

Do you have anti virus?

I am sorting it out currently

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How can people this pathetic exist? He sounds out of breath just standing their talking

can't stop being a cringelord
haven't developed socially since I was 14
28 now

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Going to stop being a fat bastard today

aye that's why i looked it up. looks like an interesting place. like a different world.

starting to like the lockdown

yeah just look up how many calories shit is or read the packet if its on one its surprising sometimes. Because 1 chocolate bar is worth half an hour of exercise overall.
So many 'diet' things like low fat foods are a meme. But diet soft drinks are 0 calorie and do wonders.
And 30% fatty beef is 3x the calories per gram than kangroo or lean meat

mauritanian dwarf spotted

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kek

yes mate

Fuck me look at the little shit

Fantastic post

Trapped in lockdown quarantine with this bird FML !
Why is life such a drag my bros.

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Honestly, I don't really eat anything sweet anyway. For instance I usually have weetbix and bananas for breakfast, half a dozen slices of toast with salmon and a cup of tea for lunch. And i don't snack, outside of some plain oats bars. However for dinner I've been eating shit like egg and sausage sandwiches, or just buying a burger and chips. It's the savoury shit that's killing me. And I haven't been getting near enough exercise as I used to.

Why is she dressed? She better not be going outside