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chhattisgarh looks like THAT?
>tfw outed myself as an AMBEDKARITE BVDDHIST to my staunchly vaishnava h*ndu uncle and his family by explaining how atman couldnt real
How does one date NE Indian girls in Delhi?
JINNAH MADARCHOD
Yes
probably that, forests, and slums
> be me
> walking down the street
> see a pretty girl waiting for the bus
> brush my hand up against her butt
> keep going and whistling
> get onto public transportation
> start singing
> "KYUNKI TUM HI HO, AB TUM HI HO, ZINDAGI AB TUM HI HO! JAAN BHI, MERE DAARD BHI, MERI AASHIQUI AB TUM HI HO!"
> get off bus
> go to paan wala
> "AREY BHAI! EK GOLD FLAKE - CHOTA NAHI, BADA BADA BADA BOOM!''
> light up my cigarette as mere yaar Rajev pulls up
> pull the collar on my 100 rupee polo up
> throw down my fake Ray Ban shades and start singing a Shah Rukh Khan song
> roll with Rajev down the gali
> throw down hard at GB Road
> "AYYYYY DIDI HEHE 300 RUPEE IS OKAY?"
> spend my 300 rupees
> walk out of Kotha No. 64
> high five my bro Rajev
> jump back on our Bullet
> hop off at CP
> walk around in a big circle looking cool with our popped collars, Ray Ban, and manly attitudes
> see a nice gori
> "AAAYYYYYY GORI YOU WANNA GO A RIDE ON MERE BIKE?"
> wonder why the gori is running away
> hear a ringing noise
> "AYYY RAJEV EK SECOND BHAI... MAA KI PHONE AAYA"
> maa says come home abhi
> go home with my bro Rajev
> tell maa I was studying
> about to go to bed
> log onto Facebook
> set a cool slogan like "LOVE ME OR LEAVE ME....... MY WAY IS HIGHWAY" as status
> go to sleep feeling like SRK
Any cunt from Rajhastan ? I hear it's all nuked for some reason
There are no slums in Chhattisgarh, only Adivasi jungaal raj
Holy based
>mfw I wrote this three years ago
holy fugg
/comfy/ place
Come on dude, you know that's not how things work in the subcontinent. Revenge has to be taken, or we'll be called unmanly cucks.
ooga booga, they adivasi houses not slums
Anyone from MH?
I would have married a Muslim girl back in college too. Even came close to converting for her because of her dad threatening me. I loved her so much from class 10 and she was in class 8. I got beat up by her cousin at a railway station for stalking her all the way to her stop one day like in our movies. Shes fat and overweight now and lives in Dubai I stalk her on facebook now and then ;__;
I just did bachelors. Also, I wouldn't say its as easy as most people make it to be
post her fb profile perhaps?
>converting for her because of her dad threatening me
holy cringe
the muslim girls i got involved in came from non practicing families so they didnt give a shit.
>your gora face when you realize that Adivasis have American-sized houses and pay no taxes
Depends on uni tho.
Hey guys, I don't post on this board much. Quick question. My girlfriend (her parents dont know, neither mine) and are planning to get married in a few months. We'll break it to our parents when the lockdown ends.
The issue is, im from a muslim family (personally athiest) and she's a hindu.
You guys think the community will interfere? Assuming are parents are okay with this.
>tfw their houses have no AC and no protection against the wild nor electricity nor Verizon fios
ADIVASI BVLLS btfo of ary*n and dr*vidian cvcks
INDVS VALLEY CIVILISATION
Good luck mate, if dramas are anything to go by I'd say yeah you's fucked
I studied in midwest at a no name uni tho
There's like a family of 12 living in there
indonesia is better as hindu
both of you should convert to BVDDHISM
Have you fornicated?
He said he'd file a police complaint for spoiling her daughters life. This was back in 2011 or 12. Didn't convert or secretly marry her because I was in my second year desu I plan to make a movie out of this, I didn't know converting to islam was just one line long process.
Indonesian women love Indian cock.
If they are haryanvi or punjabi and have some pride, then they would ostracize the girl in best case and burn her in normal case. But then again, there are plenty of cucks. I would've honour lynched both to desu
I mean, yeah. We've been friends since we were 8.
My senior is doing his masters in asu. Chances of getting into jewgle?
indonesia best as BVDDHIST
seriously though look at hindu countries:
nepal, india
then look at BVDDHIST ones:
japan, thailand
>tamil dalit larp
>Dilli cuck larp
go back to indiachan faggots
>Muslim boy
>Hindu girl
Hope bajrang dal gets a hold of you
>indiachan
There is one?
>He said he'd file a police complaint for spoiling her daughters life
>dating a girl is a crime in poondia
It's all abuot getting an interview and passing the interview. They don't teach either in uni. Also, imagine spending 40k a year baka
Fucking kek
>1:30am in Hauz Khas Village
>clubs are getting empty
>roll down the access road with you of your best Jat friends
>BLUE EYES HYPNOTIZE TERI KARDI AE MENU
>three Chinese girls on the strip
>roll down the window on Raju's 2002 Mahindra Scorpio
>reach under the seat
>pull out a bag of 100% veg momos
>start making ching-chong noises
>they start running away
>tfw the game's afoot
It's the same guy.
It's not, I made the dilli larp a long fucking time ago
How the fuck did you convince her?
No shit. You do know what fornication means right?
my kids will only 1/4th pajeet
>jbw version of india
K incel
he's larping. Faggot got insecure at the tamil chamar writing his life history here as usual.
Hmmm i could a long post about events leading into pandit genocide and 90s
Based Jat friend and the mandatory scorpio made me giggle
Did you have a green card before getting the interview?
Ask him to post his hand and I'll post mine dumbass. I dont larp as anybody but myself.
muh kulchar
What do you think about him?
She's the one who convinced me.
And yes.
do it. only info i get of kashmir is by watching shitty propaganda movies like haider and shikara
>Haider
>propaganda
wew
No why would I
You 100% live in one of the metros, don’t you?
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it's a very left leaning film.
Ye
Indonesian were never fully a hindu. they were predomenantly siwa-buddhist and animist. even the so called Balinese Hindus are remnants of Majapahit buddhist mixed with Balinese local wisdom
> watching movies showing muslims in any sort of positive light
cringe
I bet you think Chakravyuh is propaganda too
Oh. I confused you for another American Indian.
Stop samefagging you pathetic muzzie incel.
desu most indians consider any non abrahamic religion as hinduism esp if there is at least some presence of hindus there
Feelssadman.jpg
???
Yes, of course I do. That one was just straight up propaganda.
BVDDHISM IS NOT h*nduism FFS
Recommend me some good Hindi music to listen to. I love Bhangra, but I'm not learning Punjabi, so it's kinda pointless