If you were elected president of the U.S. what would you do as president?

If you were elected president of the U.S. what would you do as president?

>I know, someone already did this thread. But it 404'd before I could reply so I'm doing my own.

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i would do everything that would make the usa a worse place
FUCK USA

>Four year term for everything.
>Abolish the current education system and install a new one that's based off of Finland's
>Cut funding to Israel and install an "America first" foreign policy.

>Gets impeached before he could do anything because he's Dutch.

bump

nuke china

Self nuke

Remove military bases from Okinawa

Create a monarchy, fuck this red vs blue shit

Nuke Detroit, California, New York, Mexico City, Tijuana, Juarez City, Acapulco and Ecatepec

>i would do everything that would make the usa a worse place
But they already have a literal dunce making sure of that, with rabid followers to boot too.

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i would annex japan and make it my personal harem.

Order US troops to leave europe, asia and middle east while closing all the military bases abroad, also i'd get rid of all the nuclear weapons and make tye military budget 99% smaller.

Make the US stop meddling in the politics of foreign politics of 2nd and 3rd world country.

Nooo you have to be realistic on an obvious fantasy role play.

I would send this nigger to Guantanamo.
Then give Hawaii, PR , Samoa and that other island indepence.
Then remove all US bases overseas and give Americans "free" college and healthcare.
By then this nigga is already brain dead from waterboarding so I can close Guantanamo in peace.

what senator armstrong would do unironically

>Being realistic
>Give free college and healthcare to everyone
>In the US
>Where Universities gives most of the jobs in at least half of the states
>And 20 trillion debt already

I bet you don't even work

>Being realistic
I was clearly making fun of the burger flag for talking about impeachment.

Improve your reading comprehension.

nuke every other country i can

>Abolish or privatize every agency, program, and tax not explicitly defined in the constitution.
>Order the immediate closure of all military bases on foreign soil and withdraw all troops from the Middle East.
>Demolish the monarchical opulence of the executive branch by selling off the White House, moving into a normal residence, and relocating the president’s office to the Capitol.
>Relinquish back to Congress as many extraneous powers ceded to the executive over the years as possible.
>Impose term limits on all congressmen and require them to be paid no more than the average citizen’s income. Basically I want to make politics as unglamorous and humble as possible.
>Push to repeal a number of miscellaneous things like Defense Production Act and Selective Service.
>Ban eminent domain in all circumstances. If the government can’t buy it, they can’t steal it.
And that’s just the first 100 days

Didn't get your "joke" besides the double insult to me, which definitely doesn't have nothing to do with Trump being impeached. And I doubt some other user will get your joke, because there is none. You are bad at it.

No one mentioned Trump, maybe you don't even speak English and you're using Google translate.

Stop giving money to the WHO, stop sending money to Israel, cut back on military spending, stop giving bailouts and tax cuts to cunts like Bezos and use all that money on education, healthcare and infrastructure instead. I'd be impeached in 1 week.

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Conscript myself a boyfriend

US pres is ceremonial. Only acts as a lightening rod to divert attention from deep state.

So I'd just make stories like CIA told me they killed JFK and for me to know my place so people will distrust the gov. enough to form their own.

open borders, cut military funding to 1/5 of what is now, universal healthcare and minimum wage, good luck with that

>If you were elected president of the U.S. what would you do as president?
make the jewish ruling class extinct

Imagine taking a big poo in the middle of the oval office and you wait for the mexican cleaning lady to come in and see it and watch her figure out she cant accuse you of taking a dump in the middle of the room because youre the fucking president of the united states of america so she has to clean it with her hands and you just watch her while jerking off

haha

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I'd put the BLACK flag of islam on the white house and enforce the jizya on the entire world

>If you were elected president of the U.S. what would you do as president?
Pass the Washington Laws making citizenship exclusive to Blonde hair and blue eyed people, and stripping everyone else of citizenship with prompt deportations.

AMERICA the land of the Teutonic race

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make healthcare universal like in Canada.
tax the rich.
build anti-tornado homes in Oklahoma.
build anti-earthquake in California, Oregon and Washington.
declare English as official language.
cut military budget by half.
withdraw troops from Afghanistan.
invest heavily on education and promote the study of foreign cultures, languages and geography.

build the wall with tax payer money.

Give monies to Philippines.

without pure ancestry from the blonde region, you are not a member in the American nation.

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immediately disarm every gunfucker and reimburse them with those american flags with the blue lines going through

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