If you were the most powerful cartel leader of Congolombia, how would you fix the country?

If you were the most powerful cartel leader of Congolombia, how would you fix the country?

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Move to a slum in Antofagasta

My plans... Ban Yanqui and Europeans from living in Colombia and making income abroad, aka digital nomad or expat shit. Force them to pay taxes local. Make any drug besides marijuana and hallucinogenics illegal and kill drug addicts / dealers. Adopt the Yuan as the national currency to curb the influence of the petrodollar.

I'd buy a big, fat nuke and use it.

>Ban Yanqui and Europeans from living in Colombia and making income abroad, aka digital nomad or expat shit.

the collection from these taxes would be insignificant.

>Force them to pay taxes local. Make any drug besides marijuana and hallucinogenics illegal and kill drug addicts / dealers.
they are illegal.

>the collection from these taxes would be insignificant.
A little growth is better than none. I also suggested violently killing drug dealers and addicts to clean the streets. Adopting the Yuan will help Chinese invest in Colombia.

there aren't cartels in colombia. We'd need to create one first

>Force them to pay taxes local
they already pay the 19% vat tax. taxation is theft btw
>kill drug addicts / dealers
hasn't worked in 30 years, why would we revert to the 90s which was arguably the worst tiem in our history?
>dopt the Yuan as the national currency to curb the influence of the petrodollar
braindead, probably a centraca commie shitskin

So you like Operation Condor and your crony capitalist president selling out the country to the yanqui imperialists? Idiot.

cold war shit isn't relevant anymore
> your crony capitalist
we're looking east more and more, the usa and eu anre still our most relevant partners, but that's changing fast. Chinese investment is outgrowing amerifat or european investment in every single regard

So your on my side yet you call me braindead for wanting Colombia to adopt the Yuan?

i would kill all colombians and sell the land to the us or china afterwards

we have our own currency, we don't need to adopt anything

Tax emeralds, gold and livestock trade. Return land to rightful owners. Stop corruption.

ethnically cleanse all the mestizos/whites/blacks and establish colombia as an indigenous ethnostate and ally with the bolivian mas party

Publically execute any politician that was found guilty of using paramilitary forces to kick out small farmers or destroy rural villages. If its one of their relatives brand their faces with disfiguring scars.

why are chileans and mexicans so obsessed with colombia? I literally never see other countries giving 2 shits about us, but these 2? boyyy, we live rent free in their heads, bu we don't know anything about them

so you'd kill 97% of the population? also bolivia is very far down south and we don't even share a border, how do you plan to solve that to make it work?

we aren't retard. it's you who is obsessed with us and brazil and argentina

import bolivians

Fly in all gangsters I can find to a private island and then shoot them all with an M60.

i would also ally with china and exclusively trade with east asian countries

no one gives a fuck about Colombia. Stop trying to pretend you're relevant to us.

we don't even have historical ties with argentina so that's arguably false (however if you go on any youtube video it's mexicans and argentinians flinging shit at each other in the comments sections) , brasil are bros and we are very culturally similar we don't have beef with them at all, and mexico, well we receive lot of shit from you and chileans, not the other way around, this thread is prove of that

but why? bolivians already have a designated country to migrate to

why are you posting here then?

that would be a huge upgrade ngl

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Buy a few US politicians to ignore the country.

Then very covertly acquire anti air and anti missile systems for when the US pays attention again.

Create, covertly, an ideological political of people who are patriots and replace the police/military with them. Then courts.

Covertly become self sufficient food wise at least.

Nationalize industries, full welfare system - go full commie.

>colombia empty due to genocide
>bolivians mass migrate to colombia, settle, and build it up
>first world super power 2050

damn, i don't even know, too much power

itt: bunch of people jelly of our thriving economy and just want to see it burning down like their commie shitholes