/brit/

youtube.com/watch?v=4L3iFvQHUa8
bangers are still produced
don't lose hope

why don't you piss off there then you virge

Deano produces a lot of art for his missus' instagram account while on holiday in tenerife. Her arse takes up 70% of the frame while she poses on their hotel balcony in her new bikini. She'll spend the rest of the holiday by the pool looking at the all the likes she's getting, while Deano pretends to read Mike Tyson's autobiography. Behind his sunglasses he's checking out all the other birds, but none tempt him, as he genuinely loves his missus.

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shit gimmick kys

britfeel is autistic and has too many personalities and tripfags

We don't exist to entertain fat yanks. FOY. Fat.

OH MY DAYS YES YEs YES!!!! PLEASE WHERE IS THE LINK

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Heavy balloon and cosmonauts by fiona apple are the zenith of a shit genre (art pop)
Amazing songs

Fucking dumb yank cunt talking like a nig

yank cunt

it's much more edgy yea, they're bitter incels, literally why they're posting on Yas Forums and not Yas Forums
this is a shaggers general

i just might
i just might

/britfeel/ waiting on their hourly post

fuck off yank

Your daughter is safe for two reasons: One, she isn't being targeted by gangs of men who hate her for her race. And two, we still have some semblance of law in this country that will punish anyone who attacks her. No gang of rapists is afraid of you, or your parents, nor could you stop them if they targeted your daughter.

If your system is so much better for protecting women, tell me how safe women are back home in Pakistan. If you only had daughters, and they only had daughters, and God forbid something happened to the men in your family, would the women in your family deserve to be raped? Would that be God's will? Or should society act together to protect those who don't have family members to protect them?

kek this is me rn

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>/brit/
>/britfeel/
>/britpol/
>/britgif/
Are there any other /brit/s I should know about?

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Ahhhh, well we now know why non-whites are dying disproportionately due to Covid-19

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/britfeel/ is just orbiters and incels crying about their lives with 500x the tripfags

*rolls and flops about*
alri?

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inspired me to rile them up with this
>>Yas Forums57728074

Please post an Apu/Pepe/Groyper, or even a Wojak, that you think best summarises your emotional state right now.

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soph is wife material for sure

Is it worth it to give up on sex and relationships and just become the coomer?

Honestly going to porn conventions seems kinda fun

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bleep bloop

was eagerly anticipating calling this choon dogshit to upset you but it's actually a banger fucks sake

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Let's talk about Tim. Will he ever upload on youtube again? What was his best arc?

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>britfeel can't even go through one whole thread in 5 hours

meow

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Have solved three captchas and made five posts today.

will never venture on to a non blue board virgin territory simple as

/eire/

>11:30 AM time to wake up

that's backwards, 11:30 AM is the time you go to sleep as a snoozer

there's been a few other short lived ones but you've got the mains ones there in brit, britpol and britfeel

guys?? hello!?? soph here fr. can't post pic of my feet because based Xiaomi phone means my files are too big :(((

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Why are brits so self centered? Why do they always have to make everything about themselves? Everywhere they go they need their own special safe space

Ooh dat nigga hating

every board should have one

suck my snot you whore

would be a terrific post if i'd asked

Isn't there one on /sp/?

fucked that up didn't i wahey

Our cultural is special and all encompassing

>using CCP shite
for what reason?

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his non arse hand hahahaha i’m screaming what is he doing ahahaha

Island mentality, a c*ntinental would never understand.

The sun should never set on the /brit/ empire!

>Xiaomi
virgin phone

We colonise stuff. It is in our DNA.

'tis easier to ask forgiveness than ask permission.

currently bombarding /britfeel/ with nothing but shite

Mad how New Zealand is larger than Britian in landmass but we have 1/15th of the population

no
they don't even have /epl/ threads anymore

fantastic
if only i'd asked

Just like having a british safe space to retire to

they won't notice the difference

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Having a spazz attack by the looks

Wrong.

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i would say /bleep/ on Yas Forums was very /brit/ty, and i think that's how i found /brit/ 7 years ago. i don't know if it's still active or if it's even good anymore

yanks are based I apologise for my countrymen

Despise Yas Forums
Can't post tried and tested gimmicks because of the autism bot

We can send you the population of London and Birmingham if you re desperate for more people lad.

'tis easier to ask forgiveness than ask permission.

as far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be an e-girl

The chad coomer vs the virgin BLACKER

no idea if the girl talking is white, mutt, black or anything
what kind of talking is this? can someone identify?

mi 10 pops desu I can take nice shots of brutalist buildings :)

youtube.com/watch?v=fxjnS_2N2eI

kino

the facts remains that i did not ask

Good location for New New England

>/bleep/
*sips*
ahh
those were the days

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The girl is white, you can hear the difference if you're American

im british

wow...new zealand is a big guy

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>I post on /brit/

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haha
i.4cdn.org/wsg/1585767118067.webm

might start posting on Yas Forums, im getting bored of freaks like you who post the same shite every day

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Hello turny

There are /brit/ colonies like /147/ and /180/ at times

Why didn't you stay on reddit?

youtube.com/watch?v=85ftfVUTzM4

god I wish it was still 2013

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lads...

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posted sucking a nigger on britfeel and got muted
shan't be going there again

didn't know there were so many trips on /britfeel/ fucking hell

we're lucky only poley crawls up here every now and then. don't think we could fend them all off.

Yo dis nigga got on the Hall Monitor 1's

people think we're small but we're just tall and skinny

'tis easier to ask forgiveness than ask permission.

>Uluru? never heard of it. Did you mean Ayers Rock?

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not fond of most of his solo projects but this one is undeniably good, he put out a couple of good tracks on his own
the guy toured with M83
youtube.com/watch?v=dmRlxYLYHtY

mental how /britfeel/ virgins actually treat it like their own personal blog because they have nobody else to talk to outside of this website

Spamming faggots

wouldnt get anything like that on /brit/ hehe....

They're standing too close together. Call in the SWAT.

>we're lucky only poley crawls up here every now and then
well there's coys and lisicki
and we have namefags too like doug, mikey, homealone

(though this is the part where some people try and insist that they're all managed by one singular autist, but poleaboo is real and I don't think they're that intelligent)

Need a film to watch.

So yeah coke is bad for your heart apparently. What are the chances of it killing you now or when you are in your 40s?

what are you in the mood for?

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Fuck off cunt.

there's no evidence the jews were ever in Egypt

tripcunts get constant abuse here though
they get their dicks sucked over there

youtube.com/watch?v=rr9nYkqkkTs

based
LIBERTY OR DEATH
>b-but it's like the flu but even worse and people might
LIBERTY
OR
DEATH

what d'ya like mister

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/leftybritpol/

t. dies before 39

in honour of the frenchie, watch amelie

>tripcunts get constant abuse here though
I know, it's beautiful

Why is your thread full of forrins?

seething virgin

Accidentally uttered me project monarch trigger word

Philosophy of a Knife

116 consecutive days on the booze
however i'm 4 weeks benzo free

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doug and coys are the same but the rest are unique i reckon
mikey is definitely a larp though

>you now remember slag pics from the races and nights out

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The Shawshank Redeption is number 1 on the top 250 on IMDB, absolute state of it all.

Want summat with guns and fighting in it but isn't corny.

The Bible is the ultimate authority in the yank brain

youtube.com/watch?v=5NV6Rdv1a3I
to the day, 2013

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Hmmm maybe I’ll check the youtube trending section.... woops...

I don't want to swim the ocean,
I don't want to fight the tide,
I don't want to swim forever,
When it's cold I'd like to die.

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have you seen sicario la

cor look at those fresh chops on the lids
remember going to barber?

>people who buy the latest american government iphone whining about china's supposed monitoring

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it's like jewish propaganda's wet dream

Yeah there wasn't a plague of frogs either.

dead mans shoes

Abella Danger lost too much weight and got too tanned recently.

when america spies on you it's freedom, when china spies on you it's communism

end of watch

There’s literally nothing I can think of that’s more cringe than some socially outcasted low status person trying to “self improve” to fit into society. It’s like they’re so far off the mark I don’t even know where to begin with them.

The average person, and even the above average, just exist and the things that you consider “normal” just happen to them. No high schooler ever had to “self improve” to get a girlfriend, he just existed, thought it would be cool and fun to play sports, and a girl was attracted to him and they gravitated towards each other. There’s no thought out into any of this, these things just happened through the natural flow of life, no “self improvement” necessary. That’s what happens when you’re not an anormal person, you don’t ever find yourself one night lying in bed alone wondering why you don’t have a single friend or you’ve never kissed a girl at 23 years old. You don’t devise a plan to stop touching your cock for six months in order to look a girl in the eye. You just exist, you go with the societal flow, and you end up with a wife, a nice job, a house, and some kids. If you missed out on this flow, it’s probably because you’re a socially outcasted person and it's better to embrace your personal traits and be yourself.

they're entirely right
the capitalists are locking up the workers not because of coronavirus, but because capitalism is in the biggest crisis since the great depression and the booj are desperately trying to stop resistance

>not screenshotting or using snapchat

Is that what he was thinking?

never seen anyone touch wog hair

there has been a fucking party at my neighbor's (female) flat all evening and it's almost 3AM and it's still going
god I fucking hate normalfags

In honour of the frenchie, watch master and commander

Want to say John Wick but it's a bit corny.

No I haven't.

Is it SWAT?Military shooting and fighting or cops and robbers guns and shooting? I'd prefer the latter.

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1 month off the ciggies
1 month off the ganj
1 month off the coke
1 week off the booze
Can't stop fucking eating though

We did it to the sri lankan kid and made fun of him for having pubes on his head

yea there was! hahahaha x

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not even cherrypicked, he just posted this

you do realise that you could call the police and get them all fined right

well they are a country founded by religious extremists

She always had that fucking voice though.

I'm seething but not a virgin

State

pretty obvious she's white
probably an english first language thing
but yes a mental webm indeed

Off to destroy the NHS lads
(NOT JOKING MI6)

What are you the most glad to be off?

fuck off back to /britfeel/ and take your stale pasta with you

you don't need the two arrows after the slash

not sure it works that way
as far as I know there's no ban on private (house) parties

fucked that up

prove it

there's hard proof they were. they were paid workers though

haven't seen that film on account of the francophobia
the original ennemies were yankoids

you can also see her sweet, sweet foot in the first second of the video and its white

Wonder what Napoleon was thinking looking up at that ancient Sphinx

what was their salary

How do you fuck up a link this badly

The government and the media have done absolute number on the public. Never knew they would fall hook, line and sinker with all their rules without questioning what liberties will be taken from them long term.

well why didn't that work then

screaming

there's a ban on gatherings of more than two people

Anyone else a bit sick of the clapping?

bout tree fiddy

Sound of the summer.

Ciggies honestly
Could live without the drugs but smoking was really starting to get to me
Shan't be off the beers for long, just need to shed the beer gut and mantits

*surreptitiously googles abella danger*
ahh, shalom aleichem!

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actually ive seen quite a lot of older woman wanting to touch a jamaican guy's dreads, besides most of those points ae really aimed at ignorant people nobody our age is that ignorant to do any of that stuff and most of it seems to be stuff thats to do with american culture

Das rite

/britfeel/ got deleted

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are you sure you have the right post number

youtube.com/watch?v=yyDUC1LUXSU

you might just be eating to replace the calories you got from booze
also nicotine is an appetite suppressant so it's normal to eat more when you quit that as well
don't worry mate, stay strong, you'll make it

I read about that too, although i believe the encounter where he sails so close the french ship couldnt aim it guns down enough to fire back was actually based on a french/british battle

yeah in the UK, not here (as far as I know)

/britfeel/ have absolutely no sense of humour, can't see why you would get so invested in it as much as you can with us hilarious and based /brit/ shagger lads

I ran out of food 2 days ago and I need to drink but I can't go to the shop because the queues and my autism don't mix, right now I'm just eating the plants from my neighbours garden at night when everyones asleep but this cant go on, what hour is best to go to a supermarket?

dont you have noise level laws? something about needing a loicense after 10pm over 'ere

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There's no winning here with non-whites is there? They will simply keep adding articles to the definition of racism to ensure everything you do and say is racist.

28 years off the sex

not a plague, a blessing
the whole thing made champollion decypher hieroglyphs and made egypt's leaders realise they needed to step it up a bit military wise

so should i come here?
aaaaaaa

refraining from wanking as I've wanked daily for the past 6 days, need a recharge lads.

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they're all socially retarded freaks like amer

Do they let you pick out your orders online and pick them up at the door

HERE'S BRUCEY

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who knows at this point

steal any nice plants you literal feral?

Decided on a film, appreciated the recommendations but I'm going to go with Heat. Seen it before but it was a long time ago.

lmao
I remember in like year 7 we had one black kid in the entire year and some of the girls we like "ooh can we touch your hair" to him and they all went over and started touching it and one of them said "haha it's like a sheep"

french scum

Based retarded janny.

>I'm just eating the plants from my neighbours garden at night
struggling to believe this one

that pharell guy must have made a fortune that year