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Easter? edition

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First for the sunday roast for breakfast

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just finished a bottle of soju what am I like aha

Abstaining from the devil's massage in order to reactivate my kundalini and restore my pineal gland

Haha you mad cunt! x

Patrick bateman was based off tom cruise

>roast beef, roast potatoes, 3 veg and gravy for breakfast

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No sheeds allowed

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Ordered a Chinese there. Wee Chinese driver comes to the door and I walked out to meet him. He started shouting isolate isolate. I said mate calm down your not that late I only ordered half an hour ago ya fucking header.

Had it up to here with you cunts.

Deano produces a lot of art for his missus' instagram account while on holiday in tenerife. Her arse takes up 70% of the frame while she poses on their hotel balcony in her new bikini. She'll spend the rest of the holiday by the pool looking at the all the likes she's getting, while Deano pretends to read Mike Tyson's autobiography. Behind his sunglasses he's checking out all the other birds, but none tempt him, as he genuinely loves his missus.

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A Pacific Island?

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can I get a quick rundown on the rock?

...?

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wanking, metaphorically

You'll never make a new bruce haha

>he doesn't eat a roast dinner leftovers sandwich on monday morning
state

It wasn't even at three hundred, stop making pointless news you fucking brown troublemaker

My wife won't stop going to mosque. How do I make her stop?

Poster below this shags his dog

It's funny you say that because Tom Cruise is actually in the American Psycho book and Bateman just stands behind him in a lift mocking how small he is calling him stuff like a genetic mistake and a freak of nature.

stop hiding my post

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Magic rock
'sheeds fear it
Writing's something about djinn's

cleaning the jewish semen off my pineal gland

Thoughts? Is it considered a Jesus piece if it’s not Jesus?

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deary reckon kev is gonna end up like this soon

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inshallah

Don't remember that part.

>chile
>brown
lol it's whiter than australia

Theres an interview where christian bale said he tried to mimic tom cruise for patrick batema. With the eyes with nothing behind them and stuff

Show her the magic anti-sheed rock

Absolute banger of a 90s choon
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You are wrong brother Muslims are actually the Based ones praise Allah (Subh'anaHu Wa Ta-A'la) and Muhammad (pbuh)

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bring myself to the brink, orgasm, but dont cum. took mea about 10,000 wanks to get that nailed down.

that's awful, he's just a little boy. Why couldn't it be a paki or a nigger at least.

Would be alright if the neat was actually roasted, but everywhere you go they bake it in an oven.

carson prince isn't a white name

No.
Even then that's looks more like lady justice

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It's just a dumb meme, it doesn't stop me from posting.

You’re such a fucking transparent loser.

the canadian schizo is here

pffft yeah right

How would one go about repairing a tight frenulum?

Sorry user, I ruined your chances with that chick.

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personally quite like the theory that trannies play wow so they can be a girl lol

It’s our lady of the holy death, madre muerte

just bought a 2015 imac

>In the sexual exploitation cases of Rochdale and Rotherham in Yorskhire, there was extraordinary neglect against the, mostly white, victims aged 12-16.

>How they were treated was largely due to classism and misogyny. The girls were from working-class backgrounds, which is often thought to signify laziness or fecklessness. And they suffered misogyny – thought to be ‘available’ – a kind of oppression assigned to anyone who looks like a girl or woman and wears anything ‘suggestive’.

>Consider this – had the victims also been of Asian and/or Muslim descent, would the uproar be the same?

she already posts here you mong

Rorke thinks we're not in any way related to this lad.

CHUNE

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GIVE THE HORSE A CARROT

Having sex should sort it.

newfag

idiot

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no she doesn't

Not sure to laugh more at this or “I would literally eat your asshole”

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there's a good meme chart about that floating around somewhere, that references guys that play girls in vidya.

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chOoooOoon that DEFINES brit
STREWTH

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but she literally does

Delving into some classic Yas Forums

Nah.

its welsh

>Had
coulda shoulda woulda
Paki gang rapists raped white girls

oh so you're responding now double O virgin hacker

inshallah the gf will be sleeping heavily so that I can wank in peace

Nah.

literally no proof whatsoever

exactly

White people don't care about their children unfortunately. Too busy drinking alcohol and doing drugs.

How would you go about literally eating an asshole? Seems a difficult thing to arrange, logistically speaking