I pee in the sink on a daily base

Ahmed, please go back to Oogaboogastan, we don't that in Germany.

I used to do this in school

let that sink in

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>I pee sitting down

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I used to do that then realised it's fucked.

I pee in the sink on a daily basis while I brush my teeth so I can have more time to shitpost on this shithole of a board

why? water come water go
just don't do it in a bath

In what way is it fucked?

I do when I'm horribly hungover or want to brush my teeth at the same time, possibly both

yes

More like daily basin lol

Do you shit standing up?

When you are ready, you'll know.

I pee in the sink too, what's the big deal? I wash it anyway.

I jeez in my sister's pants too, what's the big deal? I wash it anyway.

l once shit in a plastic bag

why?

What's wrong with that? I always pee sitting down so piss dropplets don't go everywhere.

Really needed to go and workmen were in the bathroom

What about shitting? It's almost the same thing so i assume you also do that in random places in your flat.

Well as we say here "hätä ei lue lakia" or something like "emergency does not read the law" in english

no you don't

He is English, don't ask silly questions.

I can't remember the last time I pissed in the toilet and not the sink in my house

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l like that saying.

i once pissed in this girl's sink and apparently the smell was still there for days after

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extremely based

I do and you wish I didn't (cause you're jealous of the easy dosh I make)

Auf entspannt

When you gotta go you gotta go. A bag is better than your pants.

happened with one of my sinks too
turned out I pissed in the little hole for the water to go in case the sink plugged, and that little hole was not flowing correctly

Why is the thread about sink pissing the most entertaining one for me? Am I retarded? Is there something wrong with my brain?

Gay

Based

does anyone else shit standing up?
i think im the only one, fuck.
i didn't even get google search results for that

I only just realized you were refering to the "Germans love scat porn" meme. Haha, i genuinly thought you urinate around your house like an uncivilized savage.

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Yes

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How do you do that? I don't think I could aim for the toilet well enough. Or does this only happen at the designated shitting streets and beaches?