AMERICAN EXPAIN THIS RIGHT FUCKING NOW

is america even real?? wtf is going on

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while you were having premarital sex, we were mastering the blade.

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american really are living in hollywood, my realisticness rating for american movies just got up by 20%

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Is it the legendary sword which is from 5000 year of ancient white American civilization?

It's a bullshit honor awarded by SNCOs to officers. It started off as a way to mock shitty officers, but now the hazing aspect of it is gone and it's just a silly thing people still do.

Link?

It really look like some meme movie prop
Americans are adorable sometimes

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Order_of_the_Sword_(United_States)

It's not like we had a bunch of dudes called "the immortals" who also have a ceremonial blade and are supposed to safeguard the french language

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Related, a POS general who received the honor.
flyingsquadron.com/forums/topic/13965-the-foglesong-thread/

Fucking cool

europoors are jealous of our made in mexico walmart blade

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It's the legendary McCalibur. It's power can only be granted to the one and only mutt who reaches the absolute 0%

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They all get their own custom swords too

This design is straight from Red Alert, lol

This is your military for tonight.
Say something nice!

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SAC was badass

Fuck I meant to post this

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>tp
>tf
every time

Our president is a TV addict just like the majority of our citizens. We live our lives like it's a movie or TV show.

It was too big to be called a sword. Massive, thick, heavy, and far too rough. Indeed, it was a heap of raw iron.

Le taureau noir immortel

she looks worried

>heap of raw iron
more like aluminum lol

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kek

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That sword's almost an alligator long

I think so too they speak like they are in a sitcom sometimes it’s fucking weird

Nigga you're americans

I thought it was a court case for some guy who had killed people with a videogame weapon

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Looks like something out of Age of Sigmar.

America is all about larping.