/brit/

think it's based on him shagging a mentally deficient woman ('Marie'). Mark is so dumb he's arguably disabled too though

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honestly lads she's so peng

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Honestly I'd accept your point if I got ignored a lot. But 90% of the time they respond quite earnestly to what I'm saying, it's just a fucking boring reply. Even when they try to intellectual or "deep" it comes across as amateurish.

Example, girl asks me what I think the meaning of life is or some wank. I rattle off a few key ideas I've read, knowing she will think it's all totally original and ask her the same back. She replies with some long essay about how "you should just like have fun ya know, just be yourself because that's what matters, just do you, and don't let anybody get you down, but I' don't really know lol". I never get past that, how the fuck can I pursue a relationship with someone of whom my first impression is contempt.

Stay on those ropes you sad paki bastard.

media here already said we will have herd immunity next month reckon itll be ori

she aight

honestly there is nothing I want more right now than for a big strong woman to pull my pants and underwear down to my ankles, make me expose my penis and ass to her, then bend me over her knees, my dick hard as diamonds pressed against her thigh, and then give me a hard, erotic spanking
but the sad thing is I’ll never be the cute tiny anime twink boy that this happens to. I will always be a 5'9" hairy chicANO

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DOCTOR REQUIRED IN INFLATOR ROOM

NURSE REQUIRED IN PHARMACY

PATIENTS ARE REMINDED TO BE PATIENT

imagine if they can't get rid of it.
what happens does humanity just accept a higher fatality rate? do we just keep socially distancing forever

wtf?

There will be no effective vaccine.

why do the skeletons all have massive penises

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We will become used to staying in.

He's the same cunt that thinks Unity is the best.
That said, his criticism of Odyssey is fair. It's not a good edition of the franchise. It's not even an AC game and merely a poor Origins game.

this is big cringe

pig, cow, chicken? nah, give me dog meat pal

rewatching breaking bad - genuinely some of the best TV ever made

Too smart for your own good lad. You're in the wrong place if you think you can find girls to have deep meaningful conversations with on dating apps.

>do we just keep socially distancing forever
This. How you're living now will become the new normal.

potion seller...

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honestly there is nothing I want more right now than for a big strong woman to pull my pants and underwear down to my ankles, make me expose my penis and ass to her, then bend me over her knees, my dick hard as diamonds pressed against her thigh, and then give me a hard, erotic spanking
but the sad thing is I’ll never be the cute tiny anime twink boy that this happens to. I will always be a 5'9" hairy chicANO

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IT STARTS WITH
ONE COUGH
MY THROAT FEELS DRY
IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER IF I CAN'T FLY
KEEP THAT IN MIND
AS THE DEATH TOLL CLIMBS
THE STOCK MARKET FLATLINES-
ALL I KNOW
TP IS A VALUABLE THING
WATCH IT FLY BY AS THE RAIDING BEGINS
WATCH JOBS SHUT DOWN BEFORE THE END OF THE DAY
VIRUS TAKES LIFE AWAY
IT'S SO SURREAL
DIDN'T NEED PURELL BEFORE
USE IT LIKE IT WENT RIGHT OUT THE WINDOW
WASTED IT ALL JUST TO WATCH YOU
COUGH
I KEPT MYSELF INSIDE
AND EVEN THOUGH I TRIED
IT ALL FELL APART
STATE OF EMERGENCY
WILL EVENTUALLY BE
DECLARED IN A TIME
WHEN-

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Keep your name on, spic. Wouldn’t want to confuse you for one of the high caste yank posters.

twitter.com/barrystantonGBP/status/1249039182560776192

crying

she's not a /brit/poster.... she's a cringe edgy internet loser that probably came across Tim via Kane.

She posts memes about an extremely mentally unwell man on her public twitter. She's a cunt.

how’d you post the same Image twice

Yeah I know, that's why I think they're a waste of time. Refer to my original point.

the game has some qualities, but it's far from perfect

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who?

imagine if this is the new normal.
fucking hell.

half the things i was worrying abut before the crisis don't even fucking matter anymore haha.

very strong north british phenotype

charlotte was cute in a chav way, nowadays tho... what was she thinking

no i'm not, just said unity is worth playing for the setting

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Who knows?
Butthurt is a powerful thing.

How many tinder shags you had in the last year then mate?

this won't be the new normal

come august/september im going outside and i don't care what the government says

No such thing.

ACTUALLY, imwhite

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eat a scone earlier

youtube.com/watch?v=hwRYetByV8w

7 minutes in

oo youre ard

bit like every single one of your posts

mental how two of the best games of the 2010s (black flag and rdr2) both had welsh protagonists
mad that

I’m the king of england.

It IS the new normal. We're not going to go back to flying to spain, going to a pub full of people standing shoulder to shoulder, mosh pits, football stadiums with seats 3/4 the width of your arse or anything else.

The rest of your waking life will be spent between a work venue and your living room.

Lying Frog cunt.

>This seller is currently away. If you make a purchase, there may be a delay in processing your order.
Fucks sake I just want to CONSOOM

edward is american you slime

link her twitter

it's the british celtic phenotype of what was the hen ogledd
what is now north england and south scotland

just cropped it by one pixel and saved it again lol

might make the sensitive french poster cry again the soft cunt

Wow if classic

Your Majesty.

nah but lads, the vaccine is essentially a hope.
there is no guaranteed vaccine.

this might be it lads. no more restaurants, no more holidays, no more meeting up with friends nada.
just chilling at home. eventually they'll run out of new tv shows and movies.

Or we just accept that like 5% of the population die, like as an ongoing thing.

As you were, mate.

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Embarrassing to think the sneering middle-class speccy cunt behind this will pretend he's not racist and he's only lampooning the British working class.

sorry ill log off

people who earn commission are pretty much fucked by furlough, they're only entitled to 80% of basic wage

pls don't

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snoipins a good job m8

anyone else hate slopes? haha

cringe how he tried to force that catch-phrase

Absolutely cringing at you and your silly ignorant Yas Forums bollocks.

Why are you crying?

beg me not to

Lost an argument against a brit today on the chun

massive reductions in population wouldn't be a bad thing at all

certainly its a much nicer way to reduce the global population than a nuclear holocaust

Somalians are amazing
1. Why are they proud of being from the worst country on earth
2. Why do they have this baffling racial supremacy about them - how the fuck do you come to the position where the most superior ethnicity on earth just happens to have the absolute worst country?
3. All look malnourished as fuck for some reason
4. Claim an Arab culture, Arab language and Ethiopian cuisine as their own
5. Country is divided not by tribes but by CLANS. Basically whichever guy you descended from 1000 years ago is your "Clan" and people literally kill eachother over this clan bullshit
6. I've been reading this r/exmuslim thing and according to ex-muslim Somalis their parents are lazy af and blame all their problems on the evil white man. Not surprised in the least

Just wanted to vent to you lads I'm kind of steaming right now
Don't know why lefties love them so much

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It's not 5% though, it's 100% there is no immunity, it will just keep returning until it kills you.

Our future, if we are to have a future, is in isolation.

gf sometimes slaps me when she gets really drunk
she’s so weak that I don’t even flinch, but I’d like nothing more than to vaporise her jaw with a left hook, which would probably kill her
hate the one sidedness of violence laws in this country

also significant but not dominant presence of norse admixture

Depending on the commission work can't that stuff be done from home a lot.

That’s fundamentally against human nature. Hence why it’ll never happen. Not to mention that it’s against all economic interests.

Aren’t you getting sick of making the same point constantly?

SEASIDE DID NOTHING WRONG.

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what happened

Deano on the ropes, his A-Class going back to the dealership

lol okay autist.
this is your secret club that only boys can post in ;)

stop trolling you gimp

wow its looking better these days

the irony of this post
i suppose you believe yourself to be more educated and informed than he is? surely someone with better knowledge would be the one to call others ignorant.

>Somalians are amazing

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So what you're gonna bitch about it like some sort of woman?

I've heard women enjoy rape if you want to let your frustrations out somehow.
I'm not saying to do it I'm just saying women apparently enjoy it.
DON'T do it. (they do enjoy it though)

post proof you dumb slag

because of the francophobia
we can do better

_APE

twitter.com/sphwbb

Fucking state of this post.
Absolute mong.

youtube.com/watch?v=NwSIVFJDapI

No because if we do not perpetually isolate we will all die. There is no immunity, once you have the virus it WILL kill you, it might take 2.3.4,10 resurgences of symptomatic response but you will die of it.

Our options are isolation or extinction. Your hurt feefees dont matter.

Ah yeah haha

They're fucking awful, absolute worst people on the planet, like a combination of all evils into one group
Read the rest of the post moron

Human nature will change.

love the french gamer poster
he has good taste
french posters in general on here are nice aside from the odd britanniphobe

found her facebook
>3 mutual friends
lol

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will there be state sanctioned gf's?