rate international jokes
Rate international jokes
Jayden Phillips
Nicholas Sanchez
>your girlfriend
hahahaha 10/10
Justin Johnson
Why didn't Einstein built a wall?
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He only had ein Stein!
Brayden Evans
What do you call a slim person in America?
A tourist!
Eli Nelson
Did you hear about the man who was learning Polish?
Me neither!
Jose Garcia
milk
Aiden Reyes
Sex
Josiah Gomez
i don't know why but i can't stop staring at that picture
Zachary Edwards
IS that big boobie sex milk truck?
Brandon Cooper
It's tough to know who's better in cliff diving. Like, you see a guy diving off a cliff and you go, "Oh, man, a guy diving off a cliff! And then another guy'd dive- "Oh, there's another guy diving off a cliff there. But you can't tell who's better, y'know? Like, uh- if you survive at all, hey, you're a great- you're a great cliff diver there. There's only two classifications in cliffdiving. There's, uh- 'Grand Champion' and then, uh- 'Stuff On a Rock.' Very hard to make a comeback in that sport, I'll tell you that.
Lincoln Reed
Why the did the woman ride the BLACK BVLL?
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Because she was white! xDDDDDD
Angel Howard
Jayden Gray
lmao wh*toids btfo
Caleb Barnes
may I have a gf, please?
Eli Gomez
Jokes aren't supposed to be offensive. Please delete this.
Jace Scott
gf machine broke
Brandon Gonzalez
The commander shows his soldiers a new tank.
- Here, comrade fighters, this is a new secret tank. Petrov.
- HERE!
- Lift up the tank.
Petrov is pushing, puffing, nothing happens.
- Impossible to lift.
- Sidorov, help Petrov.
Trying together, the same situation.
- Impossible.
- Ivanov, help.
Three puffed. They can’t lift it up.
“There is no way to lift it, comrade commander!”
"What did you expect, boys? Forty six tons...
Adam Gonzalez
>Jokes aren't supposed to be offensive. Please delete this.
capitan Swedeninstan.
James Evans
Shut up Captain Corona
Adam Kelly
What
Lucas Allen
How do you keep a bunch of idiots in suspense?
I'll tell you tomorrow.
Alexander Hughes
A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street. Suddenly they see a little boy playing. "Let's fuck that boy!" priest says. Rabbi responds "fuck him out of what?"
Ryder Richardson
An Arabic oil prince needs blood transfusion, his blood group is really rare but they managed to find one Jewish man who agreed to it. After that they met up and the prince gave him a big house and a new car
Several years later, he needed blood transfusion again and the Jewish guy quickly agreed to it after he heard about it
After that they met up again and the prince gave him a cake this time
-But you gave me a house and a car the last time!
-I didn't have Jewish blood back then.
Nathaniel Jenkins
i demand to speak with the manager
Levi Ramirez
based
Josiah Morgan
>hello user, I've been told you wanted to speak with me
John Jones
What is yellow and if it hits you in the eye you are dead?
- A train
Luis Turner
fix gf machine please
Asher Myers
A woman is walking her dog, called Myboobs. During the walk, the dog escapes, and gets lost. The woman searchs him without luck, until she finds a policeman. She asks, "I'm sorry, have you seen Myboobs?". The policemen answers "No, but I would like to see them!"
Xavier Perry
I WANT SEX SEX SEX SEX
Adam Adams
What the...? Sonichu, run!
You don't have to tell me twice! But during the stone age...!