/brit/

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feel like shit

just want him back

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all these cartel videos put into perspective how wank modern criminals are in britain

the lad posting the original nuttah remix gets my reddo gold

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1586657982468.webm

still howling @ this

thinking about race

ASMR is more undignified than porn. I genuinely, unironically believe that.

>i have a history degree from a shitty ex-poly
>therefore i am an expert on albert speer's iq
Fuck me, this twat would get his nose bone pushed right through the back of his skull if he set his lip up like this irl

starting my new job in the city soon
love how impressed people get when I tell them where I’ll be working

54, 58
this one was in the rugby group chat but can't remember the answer

Rolling

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same, thinking about the 100m

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youtu.be/yyrk8YE9V9k

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looool

>letting someone near your eye with a metal implement

nah

I have a history degree from a shitty ex-poly and I'm an expert on pouring pints haha

WHO literally posted this shit from China on their website and kept repeating it for weeks.

up there with the best small screen couples ever imagined

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dont know mate

cheers lad
was at the festival when they first played it, absolutely went off
was with a bird doing balloons with take me away playing too, great day

london?

Ermmm based?

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fucking lol

mental how bill gates is one of their biggest financial backers

the drugs don't work (anymore)

might start doing heroin

Dave is here.

rasheed thinks he has allies on /brit/

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dave

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>how to ruin a classic:the remix

HFP
i.4cdn.org/wsg/1587213401928.webm

based nigger

apparently theres a heroin drought due to the 'rona. all the junkies are on fent now.

Explain this leftypol
youtube.com/watch?v=xkdnQM81EnA&feature=emb_title

alri bender

I'll have a bitter when you're ready, mate.

just keep your bread in a bread bin you absolute peabrained mong

I’m hoping world governments just tell the WHO to go fuck themselves after this whole fiasco.

really? was an pretty good series for the time but both of these characters were wooden... can't say they really captured my heart.

And they ignored the taiwanese reports of evidence for human to human transmission because they won't even acknowledge Taiwan's existence they suck so much CCP cock

Give the horse a carrot

WHO is part of the NWO

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cats are based

what did she mean by this?

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bad boys inna london
rude boys inna england

*surfs into the thread*
alri

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remember when the man with a rolls royce said imagine no possessions

nah that first series with ryan's insecurities and marissa's alcoholism and depression is just top notch stuff

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1586917571547.webm

woahh....because...they have...capitalised acronyms...three letters...with...W and O in them...fuckkkkk...My BRAIN cannot handle this esoteric wisdom...damn, fuck...

frontpage is literally nothing but cute doggo videos
they're a marketing gimmick but whatever i still like them haha

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Bread stored in the refrigerator will dry out and become stale much faster than bread stored at room temperature.

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dave here
ama

>she

i want to go back to 2009-2013

>the bin
Upsets me to this day

turn it upside town/t'other way around
she's basically calling you a drippy fucking bore

youtube.com/watch?v=-ahFJmFcY98

>OLY (Olympian) are post-nominal letters granted by the World Olympians Association to athletes who have participated in the Olympic Games.

Shit, it's about time.

alri dave?

hoodsite.com/full-video-dog-eaten-by-crocodile-in-jamaica-other-video-was-edited/

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There's two of us and we don't proxy, we really live in a country called "Czechia"

Dave here AMA, you pissing paki pillock!

when will london paki finally be defeated?

got called a peabrained mong on /brit/

im gonna say it
poo!
hahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaahaha

Lads I nearly finished the beer

OH NOOOOO WHY IS HE CWYINNNNG ;((((;

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mad that

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Is that on your passports lmao?

That's eSwatini tier

he's a paki so he has already lost in this game we call life

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amuses me that yanks can't tell this is banter

dave doesn't write with uncapitalised letters
he exclusively uses capitalisation in his posts

wonder if any lads on /brit/ have those grimy rooms you see on other boards
mine is cramped and small but it's clean and organised at least

thoughts on slovenia?

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it's called 'Czech Republic' you ponce, '''''''Czechia'''''''''' is a redditism

One of the few JF flags here that aren’t total and absolute retards.

the best one: i.4cdn.org/wsg/1587222001179.webm

>ill grab your bird in headlock and shave her fucking bald

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sissy brit boys

nowt u do haha

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Feel like I'm regressing mentally lads
All I want to do is play games all day after work/on weekends like I did after school a decade ago

>implying
dave is a chameleon. always one step ahead of you. when you realise it's him, it's already too late.

bepis is a normie meme now from pepsi

Bet he tampered with the watermelon

didn't ask

Cheadle?