/brit/

yeees yes yes something like that yes

said

end this shitty gimmick you runt

Arrest all women

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Nothing wrong with a good single malt.

Who is she? I'd like to kiss her and possibly have sex.

Over 18s only lad.

why wasn't Sonoya Mizuno cast as Alita. would have been perfect to be quite unironical with you lads

Are you insulting me? Kopparberg is sweet like pop. It’s for women

STOPPPPPP PLEASE STOPPPPP OH MY GODDDD

>she

cringe

Anyone else suspect that they’ve had Corona without actually being diagnosed?

My mum had a really bad cold for an entire week and I had a headache for about 3 days straight.

>possibly
poof

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rorke sweating in his next jeans

twitter.com/sphwbb/status/1250136430967508993

PENG

yeah like 2 months ago i think i had it and recovered but you can get it twice?

Yeah

never had sex or a girlfriend

had a persistent chesty cough for at least 10 days following my last day of going into town to go to work

dunno if it was the 'rona or just a cold though. Normally I don't get colds often.

Thank you my friend. She will now become my gf.

right tim byrne alone isn't proof that she posts here
you do realise that people know about tim outside of /brit/, right?
it was people on facebook who found his facebook profile and caused it to get disabled

no, ALL women.

all progress will be met with opposition
i take those that oppose me not as reason to turn back, but as confirmation that i am on the righteous path

fruity cider is about the gayest thing you could drink after semen

ah might have fucked it with the gf. fucks sake lol

Where the fuck did the idea that rorke shops at Next come from?

that's not proof, tim is more widely known than brit he was literally getting harassed by Kane last year he's even shown up on joe rogan

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Need a gravure gf now

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colleague had a cough and fever a week or 2 ago.

also heard about an unusual number of people i know gettign sickness and diarrhea . just a weird coincidence though

Why don't you fuck off and die, you tedious pissrat?

I'm sure she fucks black guys only

not something id watch with mine as its quite harrowing
plus me da' hates forin films

remember when the 'I dunno, something about being gay' line uttered by Carl in the Simpsons episode where Homer becomes Ned's best friend was written for the purpose of creating some level of revulsion amongst the viewers haha

good ol' 90s eh!

I would to impregnate her.

Yep had it in December

no one said that was the only proof lad x

>you do realise that people know about tim outside of /brit/, right?
not that many. and hardly enough to make the effort of making that image.

post some then
you were asked several times last thread and didnt reply

why are japanese tummies so fucking tight

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I’ve decided I shall be following Arsenal as my team of choice with Crystal Palace in the wing. Thank you very much

sneed

faked it to get a week's head start on the lockdown. in my defence i work with immunocompromised people and knew it would get worse

are you the "globalist satanists drink baby blood" guy

soph love go ahead and post a time stamp cheers x

remember some lad doxxed himself by posting a youtube link
it was from his playlist called 'anons playlist'

Damn, all the Indians in /desi/ are going to see this and go "who this?" and go to her twitter and go "open bob" and "give vagene"

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Business idea: twitter account but all of the tweets are britposts

want to suck Sonoya Mizuno's little boy bossoms lads

soulless eyes
bet the poor lass hasnt had an original thought in years

i'm not the freak saving her pictures lmao

Fuck off child.

wtf Buzzfeed browses /brit?????
that's so cool!!!!

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am I supposed to know who this is?

imageboard not nameboard

literally only just found out you can hack a 3ds
i'm so fucking dumb

doing a think

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Someone from chinese cartoons probably. The children like them.

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is alphabet inc bankrupt

hahah why are you seething so much lad?

what is this supposed to prove

But we must be LIBERATED!!

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Fuckload of you are going to die lad.

orange man bad

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I already knew that though

America will need to dig lime pits.

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who's laughing at flyover states now

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Amazing how basically every country has already peak except the US.

who tf is this

shes not even that fit
at least sara and aisha used to be fit

well, duh!

flattening off for all countries

No
thing
burg
er

why would an average looking girl browse brit and not leave after realizing how big of virgins you all are

I wish to procreate

me too
the perfect women

some retard on here think she's a /brit/poster

Very few have peaked.

yeah definitely a /brit/ user
someone posted that political compass here yesterday
also has the smug posting style most cunts here have

she's the OP girl, she pretty peng lad come on now

why do all american politicians have mental problems, fuckin dementia ridden lot

that is genuinely the whole point of the image though, chastising trump's urgency to come out of lockdown

someone drew up and annotated that entire graph to say "I am right and Donald Blump is wrong and therefore an idiot"

GET SO FUCKING DARK IN HERE
COME COME FUCK APART IN HERE
AHHH DIE IN THE PROCESS
YOUU DIE IN THE PROCESS
KETTLE DRUM ROLL HARD SHIT
FUCK I SAID FUCKER DON'T START SHIT
COME COME FUCK APART IN HERE

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Countries digging mass graves for covid-19:

Iran
USA

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everything's bigger in america

bint ex messaged me sending a single ":("

hate women

Time to settle this
strawpoll.me/19808252
strawpoll.me/19808252

*nervously glances at my own twitter*
hmm
*deletes a few tweets*
ahh that should be better

ever since that lad said she looks like Miles Teller I've stopped finding her attractive

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Really need to stop drinking. Was doing quite well before lockdown, now I'm getting wankered every other night.

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Doesn't matter what anyone writes or otherwise Donald Trump is mentally subnormal.

on what basis

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the crossover between /brit/ posts and her TL are too much to ignore lad - the timmy stuff is just icing
idk why you get so autistic about this

anyone remember that lad with a massive nut

Couldn't happen to a nicer couple.

POST SPECIFIC INSTANCES

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Everything nation is seeing cases flatten and some are even starting to drop off a bit. Give it another 3 weeks and things will start to plummet in all likelihood.

i agree shes alright in the OP but have a gander through her twitter and insta

twitter/facebook/instagram have been a total disaster for the human race
twitter in particular is just a stream of consciousness that lets people think what they say is important
social media in general creates fear of missing out and stops people enjoying themselves
down with all of it

...

Who is this, I need to know for, er, masturbating purposes.

it really was very large

youtube.com/watch?v=b7C69HqnV8s
jap bird in this

>she
>posts on /brit/

Pick one only.

Fake news, he’s a very legal and very cool stable genius

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like what
be specific

alri respond with nothing but a slag poster

god i wish i was getting doxxed right now

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"no"

Very few are, yet. And almost all of them in E. Asia.

>SPOONFEED ME EVERYTHING
it's been linked itt lad - what's the issue
you want me to screenshot and post individual tweets until you're happy? literally scroll down you muppet

Watching shrek for the first time since I was a child.
Ngl it hurt when shrek talked about how everyone hates him because he’s ugly

i'm a girl lol

even looks like me ffs

he's a genuine spacker

commieslags btfo

symptom
not the cause

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Mental that the message of the story is about loving people for who they are unless they're a short bloke

FONC

Look at Italy. There aren’t anywhere near as many cases.

bet she's the sort of stupid bitch who posts stuff about mental health, then takes the piss out of a schizophrenic man

genuinely evil cunt

Couple of my mates are always talking about porn and shit. Asking us did anyone get that free premium pornhub and all.
They have gfs though

leftypol kvetching over the idea that people need to work and this virus is no where near as bad as they want

ahhhh haha state
safe to say you WON'T be shagging any time soon! lool

pengest ting ever to go on love island

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haha found this funny maymay lads x

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cope

Hi! Few things to start off with =] 1. Yes I added you because you're a female gamer, 'tis an awesome thing to see! 2. I'm Brian. 3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen =D.

Yeah
And what about those of us with small penises? The movie doesnt even address that

yank making another terrible post

mental how the virus will disappear forever if we don't go to wetherspoons for 6 weeks

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Proof

how to contradict yourself in one sentence

BRRrrppppttttt squeeelch...*wipe wipe wipe*
The best poo ever, they’re saying it’s been the best poo ever in the whitehouse. Believe me, I know a lot about poos, maybe more than anyone, maybe not. We’ll see

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In a couple of months we'll be able to start to get workers in industries that can convert to accommodate social distancing back to full time work. The next year to eighteen months will see others extensively augmented to allow social distancing. But masks, not touching and remaining two meters from each other will be a fact of life until a vaccine has been widely distributed.

have any of you lads got an interest in something
anything

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remember when leftypol was praying to allah that bojo would die

leftypol wants the system to collapse so that theres an opening for his little communist revolution fantasy. can't blame him for wanting it to all go down though.

no

she wants a man with arachno-hands

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Oh great it's an "i'm a girl" episode

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More like everyone will give up after 6 weeks and just let the boomers die.

twitter.com/GretaThunberg/status/1251559306157330434?s=19
Greta looking good

no you have to stay in your home and become completely dependent on the government for the next year
thousands of people in their 80's are dying and millions of others have a cough and feel sick for a few days

:'(

Gettin learnt

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yes

i like painting and music

They're starting to turn, as are Spain. The majority of nations are not there yet.

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what is the cause then?

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I think the message for people like you was "kill yourself, freak"

link to vid

any model trains man in

juggling

I've counted the days babe I've counted the nights,
I've counted the footsteps I've counted the lights
I've counted the raindrops I've counted the stars,
I've counted a million of these prison bars.

>retweets mr metokur
>retweets survive the jive
yep, i'm thinking based

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dance for us fool

film
gaming
literature
tennis

NOOOOOOOOOO WHY AREN'T MILLIONS DYING LIKE I WANTED
WHY ARE COUNTRIES STARTING TO OPEN UP AGAIN
EVERYONE SHOULD DO AS THE GOVERNMENT SAYS AND GIVE THEM EVEN MORE POWER TO CONTROL OUR LIVES

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this... she looks like the kind of cretin that would follow 'kane'

cant dance, only juggle.

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Don't believe for a second that a woman would visit this cesspit

Subatomic penetration, rapid fire through your skull
How I shot it on one takin' it back to the days of tryna lose control
Swerving in a blaze of fire, raging through my bones

Oh shit I'm feeling it - Takyon
Hell yeah, fuck yeah, I feel like killing it - Takyon
Alright that’s tight, what it's like to experience - Takyon

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Please lad, I just wanna have a wank.

>no you have to stay in your home and become completely dependent on the government for the next year
probably considerably longer, the absolute earliest a vaccine can be expected is 18 months from now. General social distancing will be enforced until at least that point.