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yes lads

mental how Gold Dust by DJ Fresh came back in the form of the Shy FX remix

Things will never go back to normal.

...

thinking about the buttgay

been howling at your posts all day, funny bunch

What films we all watching tonight then?

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no
I just said I've got an eating disorder so I wouldn't eat food if I had it
keep up will you

Post some of your favourites, bet they're all mine

lol yank intelligence
read literally anything about it - it predates zoomers by a huge margin

Would rather have a stimulus cheque each month instead of the virgin 80% government pay

all me

Giving me flashbacks to seeing chase and status live when I was 15 and Tempa T was there

Shy FX does shit live sets

Seen him a few times now

You can shag a real woman for the money some of these mongs give to e-whores. Just don't get it.

dont watch films, they always disappoint.

Eco Fascism. Emphasis on the Fascism.

LEONIDAS
YOU ARE WRONG

Tottenham would have won the CL if Mane didn't blatantly cheat

same you're not special

do you live in london

you havent watched kidulthood then.

HELLO NEWFAGGOT

looks like ban evasion to me
ban evasion is against the rules

You should (re)watch 500 Days of Summer.

I did last night.

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funny how?

she's here

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Ant-man with the parents on Disney+

Is that the orange paddy?

why isn't janny doing anything about this blatant ban evasion?

fuck off

Who's the fucking munter like

1917?

essential simpcore

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your'e right i haven't. but still, they just dont do it for me anymore, i worked for blockbuster in its final years, i watched so many films they just mean nothing nowadays.

Mental how Gold Dust was over 10 years ago, still think of it as a new tune.

Fuck I'm old. Been on Yas Forums since 2005. Didn't think this random post trigger an existential crisis

Watched Prisoners last night. Would like to watch something similar tonight but I'm not sure what.

boys wearing skirts

I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad
I got sunshine in a bag
I'm useless but not for long
The future is coming on

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you know tim byrne is exclusive to /brit/, right?

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twitter.com/sphwbb
brit posting e girl

Nowadays it’s only Chase who does live sets.

A bit gimpy really if you ask me

At least when Macky Gee doesn’t turn up to SASASAS sets it’s legitmately because SASASAS are just the names of the MCs.

Seems 250,000 London rats scarpered before lockdown.

Think I shall filter the "jap" he's a bit tedious.

like clowns

korean one, forgot the name though

zodiac

She's repulsive mate
Sort yourself out
Bulllied girls like her in school

i love that bassline is back

i'm going to take full advantage and become the calvin harris of bassline just watch me

Can hardly blame them, no way I was remaining at home.

and that's a good thing

dont care fuck off

IMAGINE thinking you can ascend to the likes of Alan, poley, beto, haitiANO etc just because you have a festering gash.

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that wasn't the only evidence, it's all but confirmed at this point

Mystic River with Sean Penn.

Alternatively: Wind River with Jeremy Renner.

2nd alternate: Hell or High Water with Chris Pine and Ben Foster

>In Lombardy, 'five times more killed' than by WW2 bombs
If the West doesn't treat this as a declaration of war by the Chinese then they're completely cucked.

Have sex

memories of murder?

That post refers to me

who here as actually been to a COVID lock-in at a local pub?

I'm with my parents and not a local at any nearby pubs ffs

Grow up.

its fun to catastrophise about the mad max-themed future in times like this when we all know its just going to go back to the way it was in short order and we'll essentially forget it even happened

boring/anti-climatic yes, but realistic

Watched that a week or two ago

Dunno

>2nd alternate: Hell or High Water with Chris Pine and Ben Foster
Fantastic movie. Might take you up on that.

She looks like someone off the Addams family pal
Are you into shagging corpses or something?

why aren't my tinder codes coming up on this website?

>that wasn't the only evidence
what other evidence?

that final was so shit all 22 players should've been shot and the competition declared void

thats the one
good film

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reminds me of how shit italy was in WW2

if you like Ben Foster you may also consider 'Leave No Trace' though it's a very different kind of film

still kino though

i think things will change for us office rats
people are experiencing the total freedom of working from home during their own hours, dont know if people will want to go back to pretending to work 8 hours a day in an office

likes tweets linked itt, posts gimmicks on her TL
odds on her not coming here are low - it's not your super secret club lad

Shut it Chink

did a think

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>beto

Is he still around?

incredible eyes
captivating. i could get lost in them for hours.

tempa t still makes music?

she's so so, needs a haircut and less makeup, would still smash her back doors in though

not a pixel

damn josie looks like that?

She tweets like she's posting on Yas Forums

yeh but now he's called toddla t and does production ting u get me?

>I could get lost in your eyes for hours

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My local in Belfast is paramilitary run, they weren't even being particularly covert about being open (although they weren't hanging the flags out either). Down here in the country there's two pubs and they're taking it in turns to open a couple of hours in the evening, we had to be taken in the first night in both by a regular. Think the cops know but aren't that interested as long as it is kept quiet.

just permanently seal off new york city, detroit, new orleans and let the rest of the country return to normal

Watching Devs

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I agree

proofs????

Who's cum tributing her first then?

That’ll definitely change. Working from home is going to become a much bigger thing for white collar workers. Part of me also thinks that environmentalists will try to discourage travelling abroad.

Everything else will probably be the same though.

alcohol is wearing off and im less happy now

How did Australia do so well? Aren't they full of chinks?

insta cache was taking up 2.5gb on my phone baka

i am going to become the calvin harris of bassline

one good thing that should come out of this is people learning to cut their own hair.

barbers market was over saturated

Rentberg's daughter is having sex.
3rd time today.
Got herself a big boy, but he only lasts a minute at a time, lol.

bike edition

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This is the new normal. Locked inside. No international travel. Masks required to go outdoors.

malick is goat

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No pubs, no restaurants, very few hotels,no spectator sport. Foreign travel will become luxury tier, only for the genuinely rich.

why on earth would that matter

Might do it first for a laugh if she likes jews and consents to me doing it

Fiona Apple.

such as?

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My company furloughed me because we're so out of date they couldn't/didn't want to implement working from home. If they think I'm going to go back to the same shit of 60+ people in the same office for 9 hours a day in 2 weeks they can suck my balls.

proof of this??

youtube.com/watch?v=l-x-1fm2cq8

SHAN'T BE RETURNING ANY OF YOUR CDS

love her disgruntled expression

I'd give it a spin like and I'm not just talking about the bike!

I got mine cut pre-lockdown, so I probably won’t need to learn it before restrictions relax and lockdown lifts.

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i am going to become the marlon brando of waistlines

state of you mate it's morning or early afternoon what are you doing

see

It doesn't but he got to use a racial pejorative and that makes him feel like a grown up.

sputtering

the alcohol from last night, i mean.

Of all the people who claim a fast or slow metabolism 99.9% of them are normal, they just eat less/more than they think. Muppets.

Independence?

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corona =kino

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havent seen him in months, reckon the irish scumbags finally did him in.
havent seen DOCTOR Nassim(alan) either in quite a long time, nor thailad.

Cheap food, but only a few quality dishes

Won't be any barbers before a vaccine. Social distancing will still apply.

weird flex but ok

it's not a super secret club but where is the proof? any specific tweets?

and it took this long to wear off? how much did you drink?

Nah, the service sector will come back with a vengeance one cases either begin to drop or a vaccine is introduced.

They could even just ban people who have any flu like symptoms from entering public spaces.

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>They could even just ban people who have any flu like symptoms from entering public spaces.
Oh right yeah how's that one going to work?

woah...

>fat grease-covered neckbeards actually think that """"sports"""" cars exist

It might come back after a vaccine. It definitely wont before.

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Thickest post of the year right here

Holy based

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