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For me, it's Slim Dusty - Waltzing Matilda.

why is everything brown and shitty looking?

barmey army

This is how you do a dancing nurse video, NHS retards

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>he didn't rate Thin Red Line
oh no no noooooooo

>yorkshire
>shitty looking

based
youtube.com/watch?v=7cKPchRDaVM

thats our weather half the year

soulless

because its yorkshire

Mark crying as he listens to historical horse-racing commentary
youtube.com/watch?v=VgkRYYbgSNQ

I unironically consider it the true pleb filter.

youtube.com/watch?v=7A1Z5CEXDM4

I have female friends and I greatly enjoy their company. They can sometimes be more fun than male friends tbqh— They’re more carefree and easygoing, especially if you’re not actively trying to fuck them.

I’m still a virgin granted, but that’s because very few girls have interested me romantically.

fuck off with the nigger slang
i love malick but just fuck off

mark crying because he misses horse racing

schizoid polcel FREAK.... none of that is ''''''nigger slang'''''''

if i was a non white i'd probably want to be austronesian/polynesian
love their cultures and mentality. very warm and energetic and fun. much more based than orientals and negroes imo

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>I’m still a virgin granted, but that’s because very few girls have interested me romantically.

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Marcus Weeping at the Hippodrome, Oil on Canvas 1787AD

depends what you mean by 'friend' - if you mean someone entirely platonic I don't know if it's possible - at the very least there will be flirting if not more
if you're willing to accept that as long as you don't commit to fucking - maybe

"rate" is nigger slang

it's england

Sad to see hatposting go the way of alan.

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i dont rate this post

lmao no it isn't, you're posting in a British general you retard.

We need to get the death rate moving upwards lads, no immunity, no vaccine, only way we can get back to sanity is getting the ones that are going to die dead.

for me, its american indian
free money and land, and also you get to own guns

i was under the impression germans love shit

this is my favourite picture x

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started a new game in hoi 4

Rate just about everything but Pogba.

>I have female friends and I greatly enjoy their company. They can sometimes be more fun than male friends tbqh— They’re more carefree and easygoing, especially if you’re not actively trying to fuck them.

>I’m still a virgin granted, but that’s because very few girls have interested me romantically.

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>favourite
foy

Have like 200 hours in Hoi4 and have literally never played anyone except Brits.

could eat your dinner off that bowling green

Lads I need to clean the house and cook but by the time it'll be done it'll probably be 7pm and I've only been awake for 2 hours

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legend

screeching

youtube.com/watch?v=hKSGdByaUIA

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WE STAN

new
new
new

No you couldn't. You're not allowed to have picnics, your owners said so.

out of beer lads
1) drink red wine
2) go to the petrol station (5m away) for beer

stan is not nigger slang wtf

>communism, a word based on "communal", "commune"
>related to "social distancing"

gonna make some bread today lads
you want some?

looking forward to summer

Not essential. Stay in!

mad how easy it has been to convince yanks that unions are bad for them

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wonder what /brit/ in mediæval times would have been like

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aye gizza loaf

I wanna download tiktok so I can watch the vids with the lads in work but I'm too redpilled on the chinese data harvesting thing.

Almost as easy as convincing brits to submit to indefinite house arrest.

dont be so cucked

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But it's what the owners said. Stay in, save lives, protest are NHS.

might go out and break the lockdown rules
might not

depends on what beer you're picking up

same pretty much.

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ewwwww lmao

Whatever fag. At least I’m not scared of girls and can actually banter with them.

I kind of wish I could be bothered trying to pull other girls and shag them on the regular, but I guess I’m just not into casual sex.

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all the old greasy fucks at toil all watch tiktoks of underage girls dancing at lunch.

chink virus wasnt enough.

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ive watch two of his other films which i both enjoyed which were both rated less than this one
its not the film to watch in a cinema becus you need to be able to pause it whenever you want have a break and then go back to it

seaside is legless

youtube.com/watch?v=VgkRYYbgSNQ

yanks at it again

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I know but I wanna fit in. It's not just the older lads but my age group as well

if you have female friends you are a simp lmao

reminder

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nary a word

Desperately want lockdown for a few months

When again in human history am I going to have the government pay my wage and I get to save like 90% of it?

We're gonna stab your daughter at the mall

everybodys freeeeeeeeeeeeee

can we please talk about Deano

He's such a prat

Having soup lads

Biden is going to dab on Trump in November.

May-June definitely constitutes “a few months”.

Not to mention that even once measures are relaxed, some jobs will go back before others.

I fucking hate you

love a bit of pea and ham soup me

MASH reference?

looks like if jerome flynn let himself go

one thing i hate about getting fatter is when you sit down for ages it hurts more when you stand up

in the queue waiting to get in B & M Bargains lads

tomorrow:

>SeasideMARK giving up drinking

2 hours later:

>SeasideMARK just having one pint de lads

6 hours later:

pissed again

it's like a cycle, groundhog day

Lordberg

Fintan is a funny lad inhe haha

Got cream o' chicken from tesco on th' way home. Just carried the tin in me hand all the way home haha

get us a pencil case and a tin of magnolia would you la

Slavoj Vibecheck has resorted to reposting old tweets because he's an unfunny sad act

did you really go to tesco for one fucking tin

Not the slightest idea who that is

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