/brit /

janny won't like this one bit

aye, he's done the NHS like a kipper

janny SEETHING because of his own rules

*can't dodge out of the way in time and gets clattered*

used to sell cleaning bits door to door for a little while

started a nursing course but couldn't hack the anxiety when people kept mentioning a smell

started one other job but ended up climbing out the window on his first shift and never coming back

public car park

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Worked as a door to door salesman at one point selling dusters and that

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Nowt wrong with posting it lad

Anyway to get threads to autoscroll? Thought this was a function in 4chanX but don't see it.

it's personal information

>climbing out the window and never coming back
me

Don't take the piss lad

Thanks

Cheeky takeaway tonight lads??

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Does he stink?

love stella cox. she seems like a nice girl too.

Try not to VOMIT when you learn Ham's sin! | Genesis 9:18-28

oh god yes, please English bvlls come and fuck our women pls

He's back
youtube.com/watch?v=2lFkUPJJQLY

Azula

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No, actually, a woman is more like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you’d step over your own mother to get one

POW an uppercut sends leftypol sprawling onto the canvas!!!! BAM a left hook knocks coronavirus through the ropes!!!

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click your mousewheel and move mouse down

going to buy beer

for the record, I don't miss them at all

poles out wogs in simple as

she is a solid 4 out of 10

not exactly. the idea is that you work hard to build communism and then reap the benefits after with machines doing all the hard labour.

poozula

i felt something pass through me...

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*taps the sign*
ahem..

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idiot

Chat shit get banged

Stella is based m8

he has fish odour syndrome

chips with chicken salt ta
*hands you a tenner*

anyone up for a quick zoom call to iron this out? blue sky this thing

His sin was not putting a blanket over his pissed up naked dad?

love getting glitched-out results in thispersondoesnotexist. some proper fever-dream shit at times

youtube.com/watch?v=uk_wUT1CvWM

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youtube.com/watch?v=S0ximxe4XtU

Chicken...salt..?

guy looks like this fella

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aye
good stuff that

just got this from /r/ukpolitics lads

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agree with this in theory but not in practice

I mean automatically so I don't have to do that when I'm focused on another window

very reddit image

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was rejected by a british arthoe lads

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what you lookin at?

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>nooo you cant have nice things if i cant have them too
this is a 6 year old's mentality

hated these fuckers
killed them all

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She's really not that fit though. Most porn stars aren't. You probably just think they are cause you associate them with porn, which turns you on.

we're only nearing the peak of a highly suppressed first wave of corona lmao

did she have big boobs

Tastes like absolutely fuck all aussies went on about it for so long I ordered some off amazon and its just salt with a pinch of a chicken stock cube in it

Holy Based

>uk redditors
much worse than american redditors tbqh

sue

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>have money for lambo
>don't have money for garage

amazon can go and get fucked

In my precinct we do things by the book!

she is pregnant

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Think Daily Mail commenters should be accountable for their actions.

based

Kinel mark go easy there de lad

stinky girl bumholes

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just been on a 10.6km run

No problem

Second wave might be even more suppressed since we’re better prepared now. Drastic measures might not even be necessary.

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What you're supposed to put on hot chips. Fuck off with your "curry sauce". Vinegar can do one too, disgusting.
Note: Mitani's, while good, is not equal to the chicken salt you get in a chip shop. The good stuff is fluro yellow.

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this is unethical

just started the thin red line

>Do you get to the GF District often?
>Oh what am I saying? Of course you don't.

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Yikes
Imagine doing 92 fixtures in 40 days.
Shall be mental.

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>theguardian.com/media/2020/apr/17/call-for-windfall-tax-on-tech-firms-to-help-uk-newspapers-survive

>The NUJ is calling for an immediate windfall tax on tech companies to help support the journalism industry through the crisis, with the money provided on the condition that large publishers rethink how how the industry operates.
lmao

dr cox blows himself up with a grenade

birds in the back garden picking off ants in a long line. hope they eat them all 2bh. hate those little fuckers

Who is she?

>Vinegar can do one too, disgusting.
get tae fuck

lol

Is this John Lennon or is it Paul McCartney? I can’t even tell.

are mark getting absolutely shitfaced

easily the best thing to come out of corona is the seethe of the football cunts
how many wankers had literally no personality other than football that are now left floundering and wondering what to do with their time?

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rorke will seethe at this post

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hope amazon streams them all that would be basde

*flouders*

*plays fifa*
heh, nothing personal

such faith i have in our leaders

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great set of knockers on her

PENG

youtube.com/watch?v=0ojsF50m43Q

clueless about this rorke character

You are now thinking about seasideMARK penetrating your arsehole

>he doesnt follow tim's insta

Why are Americans such Chads?

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i was looking for a job

With the size of em it's highly likely she has very grim nipples

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oh yea,,,

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Recycling in 2019: I’m not an alcoholic haha I just had a party

Recycling in 2020: OMG I swear I didn’t have a party I’m just an alcoholic