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YEAH THE BOYS

upskirts lads

funny how hard /brit/ seeths about scots and micks

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you arrive in london

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RAVENOUSLY hungry lads. Just ate a subway footlong and still so hungry I could eat a whole roast chicken.

this isn't /brit/...

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as anyone unfortunate enough to watch the atrocity that was Skins generation 3?

Rorke diverting his spaceship into a blackhole

rorke deciding his lifestyle by rolling the dice.

oi honestly don't know what the deal is with subway but no matter what I'm left STARVING only a short hour or two after I eat it. Those subs don't have staying power

fuck off mark

This SARS-COV 2 virus is going to be endemic isn't it? There will be some immunity but it won't last and there won't be a vaccine.

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leftypol baking a vegetarian casserole

same with maccies for me fills me when i’m eating it but always hungry an hour later must be the shite nutrition

its a 'posts about eugenics being good coming from a 25 year old 4channel poster' episode again

excuse me miss do you mind covering up a bit?

the darknet is a honeypot right
surely ypu cannot just use electronic transactions, isps and the mail system to acquire contraband

Exactly. Don't bother with fast food too much because you need to eat a ridiculous amount to feel full. Even those 900 calorie hungry jacks burgers are moreish as fuck.

was a huge huge fan of the first 2 and gave up on the 3rd about 10 minutes into the first episode

I'm mopin' around
the streets late at night
I'm worried because you ain't treatin me right
Come back again -
I'm just crazy 'bout ya babe

I spoke to your Mum and I spoke to your Dad
They said I was crazy and it made me feel sad...
Come back again
I'm just crazy 'bout ya babe

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remdesivir already solved it mate
no need to give it any more thought

Genuinely cannot fathom the type of creature autistically screeching at some people having a laugh and relieving stress on their break at work

I call it the McOedipus complex.

mboko

hes a rapist

they're saying if they make a vaccine it'll be the first time a coronavirus is successfully vaccinated against

Watched all of them season 1 was okay but they were all shit at the end of the day. Was never bored though. Remember when I was at school people used to try and copy them and take loads of drugs and that not me I was busy studying

Got to make yourself seem better than other people somehow

>JJ episode
>turn it off because it hits too close to home
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The bits that stuck with me was one of the characters literally making his life choices by rolling dice, that chick with the massive tits stealing a mobility scooter and riding OUT OF CONTROL to escape some bullies, and the aforementioned dice guy and big tits chick going into some fancy dress shop to try on fancy dress clothes only to be almost molested by the seedy owner who they then beat up and ran off. almost couldn't believe what i was watching

'ooin an oo

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rorke: corona is a jew hoax
also rorke: dancing nurse bad, must save corona patients

actually it proves that there are no corona patients

NEED the entire plot of Goldfinger re-written to that Auric Goldfinger isn't trying to irradiate the supply of gold at Fort Knox but is in fact trying to ANNIHILATE my bollocks with his chinese built nuclear device. Furthermore for this to be to my full satisfaction James Bond should not be able to disarm the bomb at the last minute but instead it should detonate and, as aforementioned, completely and totally devastate my testicles despite the best efforts of Her Majesties Secret Service and the CIA . Yep reckon that'd be pretty swell i do

the fact that none of the 3rd generation characters were picked for those stand alone mini series episodes speaks volumes they literally had 3 of them as well lmao

End of the day you've never had a decent plate of meat, two veg and potatoes and craved a maccies. Just need to eat something proper when you're hungry and you won't want fast food simple as. It's mostly the build up and anticipation anyway you feel like shit afterwards and it's never as tasty as you think it's going to be.

Can it be classed as binge eating if I'm simply eating until I feel full? Because the hunger just won't stop. Considering eating the second subway I bought for breakfast tomorrow because even after a slice of cake, a footlong chicken teriyaki and a small pot of greek yoghurt I'm still fucking hungry 30 minutes later.

despise australians

I think it really did get worse and worse with each gen and season by season

really cringe how desperate antipodeans are for British approvals

Has anyone listened to this?

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you said hello
then you said goodbye
then you said hello once more
i let you in and you walked right out so now i've locked the door
no more open-book soliloquies
no more wearing my heart on my sleeve
i fucked it up by spilling my guts
now i keep it all inside of me

>hunger just won't stop
stop shovelling junk into your mouth

rorke just has to be different simple as

you need to eat real food to feel full

reckon I'll listen to Barbados one more time then go to sleep

whats the subway lad
for me its chicken with peri peri sauce

you are a mentally diseased fat cunt
you are a black hole
you are an incredibly selfish and weak willed individual

Getting the daily dose of woes

Hope you have a restful sleep

>good post lad

based and alcoholismpilled

since when are antipodeans looking for british posters' approval?

love paying tax so arrogant nurses can fanny about on the job then get cunty if people don't clap them and give them more money.

rorke: corona is a chinese bio weapon
also rorke: nuke china? that's what the jews want you're playing in their hands mate

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>he still thinks Mark actually posts here
kek

At least season one and two had Tony who was a pretty interesting character up until he got amnesia. Was good seeing a teen character who was just a selfish manipulative piece of shit. Nicholas Hoult is the only good actor in it aswell, the rest of them were awful although the script didn't help either

the 24/7 media shares equal blame with the CCP for this

you say yes
i say no
you say stop
and i say go go go
oh
oh oh
you say goodbye
and i say hello

Skins had gone too long tbf the target demographic of the original series was early 20s by the time 3rd gen came out, 2and gen was massive when I did my last year at school everybody thought cook was a god was never much of a fan myself

Yeah the third generation was uttely woeful but i seem to remember the later series of Gen 2 was just everyone standing about arguing in the lesbian couples garden for about 5 episodes and then the Italian guy got murdered.... fucking bizarre really.

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since always

why else are you in our general

Thanks mate much appreciated, have a good Saturday afternoon/evening

The fuck, it actually is London

I'll listen to fiona apple when she comes to her senses and decides to be attractive again

leftypol getting all passive aggresive because his beloved nhs has been showed up, again.

because their only other home is fucking /balt/ or the kiwi tranny anime wankathon

love the lads
simple as

been absolute YONKS since i heard that one

I liked him and Sid quite a lot. Sid was just as good a character because he was so pathetic

Well?

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Mate these new Walker's Nandos peri peri flavoured crisps are PENG

Why did you have to reply dickhead

amerirorke: the government needs to stop infringing on free speech
also amerirorke: the government needs to ban fake news outlets

need to hang myself

was that the one with the cringe as fuck story about meeting the apparent drug lord who was about 16 then a girl was a ghost for a while

NEED a subversive life on Mars spin off where the protagonist is sent back to 2006

Waking the gf up tomorrow morning to watch the sunrise together

need to see up her skirt

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amerirorkes are retarded what else is new

GOOD AFTERNOON BALLA DOPE PUSHAS

GROVE STREET OGS COME TO DO DAMAGE

a new product is out? A brand collaboration? EPIC! gonna pick these up in my next HAUL

Name Fiona apple is in my head but don't know why never heard of the artist. Reckon must've been mentioned in a song or something

yeah something like that. i remember they got chased through the morrocan desert by drug dealers and then crashed and one of them died or something? what a heap of shite it was

imagine her nailing both of your bollocks to a target with one arrow

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Everyone on /brit/ wishes they were Cook when really they're JJ.

pretty much yeah

alerting the cyber police to all the rorkes reeing about the nhs on Yas Forums

>888 deaths

Based Trips of peace

>infects healthy people

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how can you tell she's awake with her squinty chink eyes?

the better things are now, the worse they are later (until a vaccine is out)

doing a watch d'lads
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Yeah because it's still fucking summer temperatures here. Gonna have people dropping like flies by the end of may when it actually goes sub-20 degrees in most of the country.

people are so fucking dumb when it comes to this flattening the curve thing.

Go on an ice or mdma binge to experience real pain

dont go for plastic me

really glad i never bothered with drugs atm 2bh

more lives have been ruined by the response to this chinkoid flu than the flu itself

>last upload : 3 years ago

why lads, why do they have to go...

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wouldn’t work policing hasn’t changed enough

Have you been to China? They have archery ranges at shopping centres. Really cool. Went with a bunch of chinks and had some fun at about 9 or 10 at night, while back in Sydney I'd be tucked in bed cause of the alcohol lockout laws and the only open shops are shisha joints out in 'matta

Had to much coffee this morning

ice is boring
delerium tremens are all the fun i can withstand

wonder is the QT paki nurse on the train across from the fat creeper going to appear in one of these NHS tiktoks

yikes it was absolutely horrendous

Katie was always best girl

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yeah but the post was more about the arrows piercing my testicles and less about the bint firing them

no we wont

could you crush this?

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When I was like 15 I did the whole 'I don't need to drink to have a good time' thing because I was scared of trying it, glad I snapped out of that phase. Reckon straight edge people just never snapped out of it

Your internet activity is hidden from your ISP when you use Tor.

>Have you been to China?
no, stop asking

the paki girl in 2006 was QT

Stop drinking and feel great

i think there was an upskirt scene in skins

>we've flattened the curve!

hmm yes but the moment everyone leaves their homes the curve becomes unflattened again

yeah for crushing your bollocks