Would you join the army? Please no childish "dying for israel" shit

Would you join the army? Please no childish "dying for israel" shit.

Attached: c2hdoihf5k741.png (657x527, 170.91K)

probably

Not voluntarily. If Australia was directly being invaded by outside forces then I would defend it. Otherwise idgaf about "peace" missions in the strait of hormuz or whatever it's called

If uni goes wrong I will, I don't ever want to do office work again.

Only for something highly specialized, or special forces desu

I've always toyed with the idea of joining the forces, not the army though, probably the navy as I'm doing a CS degree and there's more tech in the navy.

Too many gays and women. I'll pass.

As a guy who has been conscripted and seen people who joined the army, the only people who would say yes are manlets, ugly, fat, lisping retards etc.

Only to destroy China

>manlets, ugly, fat, lisping retards
all me

I enlisted earlier this year when I thought we would be going to war with Iran. Still holding out that it happens or that it does with Venezuela.

shut up boot

what the fuck is wrong with americans

I don't have a choice

Attached: miffed.png (600x600, 240.66K)

I'm hinestly donsidering it. I need to dedicate myself to a minimum of about 6 months of weight loss. The negative is that I die. The positive is that I don't die.

Attached: 28707.jpg (1200x799, 142.01K)

If it wasn't for motivation soldiers like you it would be grate

fucking typos

grate?
You're a fucking brainlet. No normal person would join the army. Just look at the superiors and cope however you want but you know that they are manlets and losers. If you fantasize about becoming one, you're probably 170cm or below.

You can die doing anything mate, you'll experience more in the forces than most people doing in their entire life. Go for it if you want it, you don't want to look back and regret not doing it.

I will in several years

I'm not dying for NATO

Attached: chad soviet.jpg (675x791, 159.73K)

If my cunt was being invaded or otherwise directly threatened. I'm not joining because amerifat military contractors want to invade some shithole on the other side of the world to boost their stock.

My Singaporean friend told me that the corrupt sergeants in his unit made the fresh recruits do all the shit work

I'd consider it. But i'm shit at following orders and i'd probably get bullied.

>dying for anyone or anything

Kek enjoy being beheaded by cartel fighters.

True.. They are the ones that will lose the least.. They already dont have friend or girlfriends so they think army is the only way..

Joining the army was my dream since I was a little kid but I got diagnosed with type 1 diabete. I'm a programmer now and I hate my life.

>Joining the army was my dream since I was a little kid but I got diagnosed with type 1 diabete. I'm a programmer now and I hate my life.

Attached: 1585637202501.png (192x239, 22.76K)

What?! I might die if I join the army? I never would have guessed...

No, if war happens and I get drafted I will evade draft and cry that I dont look like a paki like most greeks so that I can go to germany for gibs as an illegal
based

Army in aus is turbo gib bucks join if you have no prospects, Right now most personnel are doing 1 week on 1week off full pay

No