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>more of an oasis man to be honest

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Janny bolting to his computer, dilation dildos falling from his arms, hotpockets left burning in the oven.

laughable taste in music, I bet you listen to radio 1 you utter mong

Have no lasting friends whatsoever. Even the dregs on Yas Forums stop replying to me on discord after a while.

i have 84 followers on twitter

Brainlet

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ffs spilt the actifry on my bed

i dont listen to them regularly but that noel could write a tune

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ahh time for some quality saturday morning television

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I've got a broad taste, from the Britpop bands like UB40, Def Leppard right back to classic rock like Wings

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Isn't the coomer thing more about porn addiction anyway? Most people apart from extreme nofap mongs would say wanking once every few days isn't a problem, it's watching interracial tranny scat gangbangs every day

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No way, none of this is true
When you see it coming down when the joke's on you
Knock down the walls
It's alive in you
Knock down the place
You alone it's true
Knock down the walls
It's alive in you
You're gonna keep your head up through it all
You're gonna bust out ohh
Original Prankster
Break out yeah
Original yeah
Bust out ohh
Original Prankster
You'll never stop now, stop now
That's what the main men say

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Coming on strong de lad, Iceland slags won't be standing in your way after this bulk.

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do people use twitter for anything other than politics?

wish i looked like this in the 90s to be quite honest

Hope toil oneitis gets fired soon. She simply can't keep getting away with being so distracting and making me nervous.

JET!

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corrr

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didn't ask

the funniest mark webm I reckon

maybe fish odour syndrome isn't real

maybe he just lives like shit

fucking hell, bloody Nero

Findom slagposting

Yeah. The “content” is incredibly runty though.

just had a moment of clarity, and saw, very clearly, the image of Zara Larsson lowering herself fanny-first onto my face

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Yes. Don't follow anything political but still have it shoved in my face every few tweets. Usually in the form of ads.

short hair is incredibly based

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Oh, oh, evacuate the dance floor
Oh, oh, I'm infected by the sound
Oh, oh, stop, this beat is killing me
Hey Dr. DJ, let the music take me underground
EVERYBODY IN THE CLUB
Oh, oh, evacuate the dance floor
Oh, oh, I'm infected by the sound
EVERYBODY IN THE CLUB
Oh, oh, stop, this beat is killing me
Hey Dr. DJ, come burn this place right down to the ground

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films selection for today

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making fun of people and wanking

why does rorke call opposing views 'politics'?

a daring synthesis

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Some boy

is an interracial tranny scat gangbang more fucked up than a regular tranny scat gangbang?

yes i am 24 without a job, gf or the knowledge of how to drive a car or use a washing machine
NO i will not learn, fuck normoids and FUCK roasties

got dat damn muddafuggen coonvirus

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Sweaty day, isn't it?

I quite like this meme actually
Better than Sneedposting at least

have you tried not being a prick?

Modern America will be studied by primatologists for millennia. What will you be remembered for?

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aww hell naw

It suits some girls
I would lick this lass' shitter

yes

londoner here. don't bother visiting london, it's basically a meme city at this point. we have history, but it's just that - history. it feels more like walking through a massive open air museum than interacting with a culture that acknowledges its' past whilst striving towards the future. london is so fucking big and so much money is concentrated here that all genuine culture has been priced out, what's left is this queasy mishmash of people that feels more like a massive airport terminal than a multicultural city wherein various cultures come together to create one cohesive whole. if you want europe just go to budapest/krakow or something, i dunno. there's something inherently depressing about the british architectural aesthetic that you wouldn't be able to escape regardless of where you go in the country