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Happy birthday Mark sub-edition
>Because neurotypical whites think that any difference is a sufficient reason for killing the person, so that we all have to pretend there are no difference, otherwise the whites would have to kill them.
on £50k in preston, far more disposable income than any of you londonrunts lmao, don't give a shit about "muh culture" either, just want a takeaway, footie and pints with de lads like a normal british guy, not some bent twat
Lord Rorke destroyed
paki bastard shoo shoo
runtlife
Extremely based
antarctica be kidding me
Grim
cruel irony that I could finally afford to build a pc after I lost interest in gaming
for fucks sake i want to post a new thread but you all keep beating me to it by doing it early
fuck all of you i'm going to bed
Is this the same pub where that big lad belly bounces the other guy and he staggers backwards, falling into a stool and knocking some pints over?
Someone post it please.
bruce willis is a ghost
Rather live on 20k in London than 50k in Preston and I don’t even live in London. Just facts
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY SUB 80 IQ HORSE DOG ANALOGY DIDN'T WORK..... h-heh I still got my fast food analogies at least.
You can hear how fucking Jewish this guy is lmao. And look how beautiful and innocent she was. 21 years ago. No fake tits. No makeup.
yeah
emmett is the best poster on /brit/
he posts on /cum/ too
What do you do that gets you £50k in Preston? Don't believe anyone there is on more than £30k desu
>Antarctica
wtf?
he makes weapons for the Saudis at BAE
does he really?
apparently half the world is quarantined.
why not the other half? obviously not affected by this bloody nothingburger
what job?
BROWN
You know what? I take it all back.
Really a perfect match.
they're on
retarded simp
on monday queen jacinda decides if we stay in full lockdown or relax things a bit. what do you think we should do?
THIS IS A MESSAGE FROM THE GOVERNMENT
i did more cultural shit when i lived out of london because i knew more people from growing up etc who were artists or in bands etc so id go to things through their grpevines
in london nothing is organic like that for me. i can hear about an event but i can guarantee none of my drinking buddies would have the time - they arent that sort of friend and theyre all timepoor or something. so it would entail me, going on my tod, to see a photography exhibition or to see a band play
so i have more choice of things i can look up and go to alone.
vs
where i had far less choice but had local intel and knew there was a critical mass of people i knew were also going - also other friends usually more happy to tag along
i can recognize his vile incest related posts about inbreeding
>nothingburger
Why contain it
Because you're a rare flag and the thought of someone posting from the south pole is interesting, sure
Why was /r/coomer banned
What if the brown horse kills the other horses and rapes their young at a disproportionately high rate and wipes it's arse with it's hoof?
the other half is too poor to travel
not 1 bloody scare story can cite a reliable source
think the actual bloke got it taken down
gosh i hate women so much
Turns out you only need to keep the old people home seeing as how the average age of death is in the 70s
When’s the Tim Seaside Mark crossover event?
jewish conspiracy
It shames porn watchers
We shared some ideas
All obsessed with fame
Says, we're all the same
Oh, I don't see it that way
I don't see it that way
swallowing a poo
The coombrain yank is at it again
*zooms past*
JOG ON VIRGEY
PURGE THE VIRG PURGE THE VIRG
Gf pointed out it's that bald actor Mark Strong doing the voiceovers on those ads, didn't notice for ages
Because I can't post it on Yas Forums due to my IP being "temporarily blocked due to abuse", I'll post it here:
Why does he have such a masculinity struggle?
>What if the brown horse kills the other horses and rapes their young at a disproportionately high rate and wipes it's arse with it's hoof?
the government reckons they can eliminate it
wonder how the fathers or sons feel about their daughters or mothers being pornstars, reckon its a right pain to have a wank knowing you mght accidentally click on one of their vids
have you ever nigger willy bastard shag cunt arse faggot
Love a good hoss. Noble creature. Dumb as fuck though.
I'm currently in talks with a few TV channels about a potential reality show that is basically Tim and Mark flat-sharing
you understand this isn't a proper saab, it's vauxhall/opel GM shite?
Specifically the song Hard to Explain makes me think when I was 17
Horrible feeling like I've wasted the best years of my life
I identify as a Marxist
mad how some plants make drugs but just grow in your garden and arent illegl
I keep my hole hair free. Being a pig bottom that takes cocks, huge toys and/or fists on a near daily basis, it makes things easier when it comes to oral play and general keeping everything clean. Nothing worse than eating cum out of a guy's used dripping slop hole and having a stray hair in with all the cum. Plus it makes my daily hosing out everyday easier with the cleaning from that.
my brain pointed out that this is a humble brag
you can talk shit but this guy would've been at the height of fashion in the late 19th century
Try /r/ConsumeProduct instead, my new favourite subreddit desu
mad how magic mushrooms grow wild all over the forest and farmland here yet if you pick them up you're in possession of a class A drug
based
Why?
might play stardew valley x
It's because you lost interest in gaming and did something else that you can afford to build a pc.
Is it canon that Tim and Seaside Mark are in the same universe?
AHAHAHA JOG ON VIRGY BOY WWAAAA WAAA NOT A REAL SAAB FUCK OFF
licking nutella out the jar like it's a pooey arsehole
perfectly normal this
god bless the sexual revolution
mad how most plants contain dmt lol
But white horses are still sexier and more desirable.
i want to stab this cringy whore
Grim
You reveal yourself as a vf for thinking simply the mention of having a gf is a brag
Every single one of your ancestors managed to fuck, why can't you?
didnt think the globalists would stoop this low
cope
There's nothing better than SeasideMARKino
i heard 21 years ago and then i was thinking "this footage looks good for 1989" but then i realised 21 years ago was 1999 and now i'm sad
yeah but at least you have to process that to get the drug. mushrooms you just bend over and pick them up and suddenly you could be locked in a cage
whats romania like
based
was thinking the same thing
Hoy no sale el Sol solo hay destrucción
Ines, Ines, inesita Ines
Hoy no sale el sol solo hay dolor
The internet has fucked everyone in the head haha
>Every single one of your ancestors managed to fuck, why can't you?
rape was legal for most of history
how do i track someone with just a phone number and an address?
what about opium contain plants doesnt take much to make em illegal despite being otherwise legal
That 70's Show was made in 1998, 20 years after when it was set. If they did the same thing today it'd be That 2000's Show
Horse are selected to be kept pure breed.
Bad practices in most of the haras have led to a lot of genetic pollution.
dont want to . sa
My name is rick harrison and I run this pawn shop with my son big hoss.
ok?
cope
Thanks for reminding me of that show, gives me something to binge during the quarantine
not an argument
My best mushroom trip was when I was locked in a tiny cage and zapped with a cattle prod every 15 mins
lads how do i make cool friends
youtube.com
Mental that this song mostly started the UK post punk scene
same
can i massage my prostate with just my finger? normal wanking doesn't do it for me anymore.
refer to my previous post
Always felt like a big oversight that they banned pretty much all research chemicals here yet you can buy bulk poppy seeds and nobody bats an eye
been listening to the britfeel radio shows
we've all known it for a while anyway but it still beggars belief how stupid, unpleasant, obnoxious, and self-centred poley is
waste of skin
>In India, an abortion costs £5
based department
everything in India is such great value
really need to go there and do some abortions
such bargains
one of the things that you never hear communists bring up is under communism who would make vidya?
White aren't the ones doing the killing, ya know.
>Tarrent
It was a defensive move as a reaction to years of Islamic terrorism, and if the world leaders had taken the Islamist attacks as seriously as this purge of a salafist mosque, then it wouldn't have happened.
>SSD for games
Maybe for some if you play them all the time but games nowadays are regularly 50-100GB. SSDs are still pretty expensive so that won't last you long.