My goal in life is to get a job in the midwest, get a cheap house in some cornfield, and spend all day on Yas Forums

also, don't try to imply that we don't have a crime/drug problem. most midwestern states, as you know, are notorious for meth

We do for sure. No hiding that

nobody ever mentions my state.

the best state.

Iowa.

Isn't meth only in the rust belt? Minnesota, South Dakota, etc should be free from it right?

When I think about Iowa the first thing that comes to mind is men wearing cowboy hats driving huge SUVs with one hand on the steering wheel and holding an AR-15 on the other hand.