My goal in life is to get a job in the midwest, get a cheap house in some cornfield, and spend all day on Yas Forums

My goal in life is to get a job in the midwest, get a cheap house in some cornfield, and spend all day on Yas Forums

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I've lived that life for the last ten years and it is not fun.

it's not that great
t. moved here thinking the same

Don’t live here, go to like Hawaii

Jokes on you, I already so that. I don't have anyone or any social connections so idgaf

You're sending more people to Hawaii to be homeless?

Being homeless in Hawaii isn’t so bad. It’s always warm and you can sleep on the beach

Hawaii doesn’t have homeless people. It’s a big beautiful place.

What happens here?

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ugliest Americans by far not worth ruining your future gene pool

sounds based

Who says I'm reproducing

outsourced crime from major cities that takes advantage of poor funding in rural areas; and then poor rural people who suffer as a result.

fair point it's a pretty sweet gig if you hate people and farming is a fun hobby

I always thought Midwest was Nebraska or North Dakota or something like that.

>what the mid-west is actually like

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Midwest is the only place with attractive Americans.
Midwest: Scandinavians, Germanics
South: British (LOL)
East Coast: More British and pasta (Italians)
West Coast: Mexicans

I'd like to live in Minessota

I live there, pretty noice

I'm moving to Minnesota once I get my degree

Seems comfy outside cities and reminds me of my region
Maybe in another life..

Why in another life?

it's great if you're a midwestern native, but if you're not from here, you better be ready for an extremely uneventful life

I am living the dream it's pretty nice but I just wish we didn't have fatties.

would fat ugly cheese eating women find my accent sexy?

no, only the hot, tall big-tittied blondes

Uneventful is good. "Eventful" means you get robbed, shot, your house gets vandalized, your car gets stolen, your children get abducted, your kids get hooked on drugs, your rights constantly get infringed, etc. Uneventful is good.

I'm from Wisconsin. We have the queens of fat ugly women. They find anything sexy as long as it pays for food.

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Too old now(28), have to take care of parents

that's not what i mean
what i mean is
>driving 5+ hours to the nearest city
>severely poor dating pool
>no natural beauty without having to drive 2+ hours
>fields of grain and corn
im a missourian. i love living here but i don't want coasties ruining it like they did idaho and arizona. i want the people who come here to be prepared to adapt to the culture without having to whine or become so depressed that they leave.

>i want the people who come here to be prepared to adapt to the culture without having to whine or become so depressed that they leave.
I have no issues with them leaving

also, don't try to imply that we don't have a crime/drug problem. most midwestern states, as you know, are notorious for meth

We do for sure. No hiding that

nobody ever mentions my state.

the best state.

Iowa.

Isn't meth only in the rust belt? Minnesota, South Dakota, etc should be free from it right?

When I think about Iowa the first thing that comes to mind is men wearing cowboy hats driving huge SUVs with one hand on the steering wheel and holding an AR-15 on the other hand.