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First for fuck everyone apart from me
if rorke and leftypol fell in a pool of cement and you could only pull one of them to safety before it set which one would you save?
order still hasn't shipped
As if there are leftists on Yas Forums
Leftypol, Rorke is adaptable and quickwitted so will save himself
First vodka down the hatch
Don’t get how people make such a big deal about rape unless it’s with kids
I was raped last year and I couldn’t care less. Just shrug it off and move on
pooooooo pooooooo willies
rorke's pork and talk (formerly sneed's)
did you try directly calling dragon dildos inc?
hrmm yes yes both television and film
in all seriousness there's something a bit wrong with making all your food in a blender
i'd push you in for coming up with this dumb reddit question you tedious cuntt
Tell us what happened ?
you were raped?
Rorke outside the local corner shop sipping on a bottle of cider while wearing pissy trousers
RUNNING DOWN TO CUBA
nice projection reddit mong
that Matt Hancock is a bit sniveling and weasel-ish, isn't he?
glad our man Dominic Raab is at the helm instead
judging by melania trump and katie price i can't help feel thats botox and plastic surgery that causes retards kids
what kind of TV do you lads have?
no rorke just because you donate to her patreon doesn't make her your gf lad.
aside from baneposting Yas Forums is mostly shit
Ah yes, the man who didn't understand the import of Dover in England's channel links.
are we supposed to know who that is
America unironically has the most white people of any country in the world. Crazy
What's a dragon dildo lol
Oh shit, better buy a gun!
Play Persona 3, 4 and 5
europe would have more
leftypol on his hands and knees outside the vegan cafe after having quorn withdrawals
reckon Harvey Price could crush a man's skull with a single blow
powerful specimen
what leftypol replaces his bike seat with
ask yer ma paddy
was in greggs
specialty dildo designed to look like a dragon's willy
just fuck off you underage newcunt redditor
There's your problem.
40something inch Sony UHD. Smallest one i could get that was any good as i dont really like a massive tv, but most are over 50inch.
go and post it on r/don'tcarevirgin
Paddy mums riding dragon dildos
What's a dragons picker look like lol
getting raped?
An old sony bravia and an lg 3d tv back when it was a gimmick. Both 32"
>3 more weeks
Rip your economy
It stands to reason that a dragon would be more likely to have a cloaca
you cannot kill something that is already dead
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I ask myself, "should I put my finger to the left?"
No
I ask myself, "should I put my finger to the right?"
No
Does it really matter where I put my finger?
Someone else will come along and move it
And it's always been the same
It's just a complicated game
Fuck the economy we're all on benefits anyway. Working is for slaves.
Rip your mee-maw
yeah but barely
scaly and brightly coloured, somewhere between a horse and a dog's member, if the dildos are anything to go off of
>a dragon would be more likely
what is less likely to have a cloaca?
>reliant on the money to give you just enough money to be able to survive
>not a slave
you what mate
Rorke watching X Factor highlights in incognito mode
and yours
is retard strength real? what can we do to combat it?
I reckon a recession will do the economy good
those were 500 dollar glasses asshole
*nut punches you*
lads which hinge prompts should i choose
You'll think differently after you leave school yourself.
Had a woman complain about guys sexually harassing her online. I really only started writing to her to get videos of her fingering herself. How can I convince her that I'm not sexually harassing her asking for them?
Rorke setting his Spotify to "Private session" when he wants to listen to Troye Sivan and One Direction
leftypol watching gay porn with the volume up so that he can obnoxiously force his sexuality on those around him
Not into dildos doesn't compare to the real thing
rorke dusting himself off from a rape while leftypol is crying in the shower compleely drenched with his socks on
A mythical beast with mammalian characteristics
yeah
What’s the difference
3 weeks is nothing . thats within 1 pay run
corona is still a nothing burger
we're small time these days. you on the other hand are about to be usurped by china. how will cope when the myth of american exceptionalism is finally dispelled?
This paki hasn’t stopped the entire night lol. Woke up and he’s still going oh my days.
Where’s the rorke win responsible for this fucking asspain?
Is Troye Sivan, the most batty of Australian boys, big in England?
20 minutes until I scream privatise the NHS at the nurse who lives across from me.
never heard of him
Amongst the gays? Yeah.
"a person who is the legal property of another and is forced to obey them"
Sounds like the exact opposite of me
>rip your economy
if essential work is still being done, food being produced, shelter available for all, emergency services still functioning, what exactly is this abstract idea of an 'economy' that we're so concerned with
it's not real
but it sort of is
it's because they don't listen to their pain tolerances and they don't know when to stop
leftypol shags blokes and rightypol fingers fanny simple as
Wash your knob
Mire his hair ngl
using strawpoll as the basis of an investment decision.
need to know how long we're going to be advised to toil from home
amongst the rorkes? yeah
based peirce
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looks like me in the mornings
nhs staff are among the biggest supporters of privitisation as theyd get higher salaries.
Why do toilers always try to drag everyone down to their level. I don't have to work so why would i? It's undesirable
you're legal property of the government you dumbcunt
it's a service economy
I can do everything at home apart from print, envelop, and send off vast quantities of letters
opportunity to do nice things
anyone seen monica lads? god she's so fucking adorable
the economy isn't real
money isn't real
purchasing some monero
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wishing I had drugs
lol
>This paki hasn’t stopped the entire night lol. Woke up and he’s still going oh my days.
You're being bummed by a pakistani lad, you fell asleep, woke up, and he is still going?
you canadites are a weird lot, not weird funny though.
T-15 bings until your government-mandated clapping
yeah
OH GOD OH FUCK IT'S THURSDAY
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ANY MORE FUCKING CLAPPING
hope the NHS is reallocating the diversity officers and HR assistants to the front line
Is there a character that could even possibly EVEN TOUCH Yuzu Amanatsu? Let alone defeat her. And I'm not talking about Edo Tensei Amanatsu Yuzu. I'm not talking about Gedou Rinne Tensei Amanatsu Yuzu either. Hell, I'm not even talking about Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Amanatsu Yuzu with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan and Rinnegan doujutsus (with the rikodou abilities and being capable of both Amateratsu and Tsukuyomi genjutsu), equipped with her Gunbai, a perfect Susano'o, control of the juubi and Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju's DNA implanted in her so she has mokuton kekkei genkai and can perform yin yang release ninjutsu while being an expert in kenjutsu and taijutsu.
I’m also not talking about Kono Yo no Kyūseishu Futarime no Rikudō Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Amanatsu Yuzu with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan (which is capable of Enton Amaterasu, Izanagi, Izanami and the Tsyukuyomi Genjutsu), her two original Rinnegan (which grant her Chikushōdō, Shuradō, Tendō, Ningendō, Jigokudō, Gakidō, Gedō, Banshō Ten’in, Chibaku Tensei, Shinra Tensei, Tengai Shinsei and Banbutsu Sōzō) and a third Tomoe Rinnegan on her forehead, capable of using Katon, Fūton, Raiton, Doton, Suiton, Mokuton, Ranton, Inton, Yōton and even Onmyōton Jutsu, equipped with her Gunbai (capable of using Uchihagaeshi) and a Shakujō because she is a master in kenjutsu and taijutsu, a perfect Susano’o (that can use Yasaka no Magatama ), control of both the Juubi and the Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju’s DNA and face implanted on her chest, her four Rinbo Hengoku Clones guarding her and nine Gudōdama floating behind her AFTER she absorbed Senjutsu from the First Hokage, entered Rikudō Senjutsu Mode, cast Mugen Tsukuyomi on everybody
Reckon that Rousseau bloke's full of shit
Newborn babies don't have very much personal agency at all
School will start again soon and you can talk with all your little friends about what you'll do when you grow up. Now be quiet.
Bet that was funnier in your head you sad gimp
have taken to taking drugs during the week during the work-from-home shifts
probably not for the best. Don't care though, hope I die.
the yanks have been clapping every single night
>mandatory clapping session in t-minus 14 minutes
you're getting bummed by a paki?
>monero
If any of you muddafuckas dont clap its over for you ya hear me
The government provides everything i need to live in return for nothing
do I have to clap with my hands or can I chose another part of my body?
please answer de lads.
if we all make our best educated guess, my actual guess can be as best informed from the wide range of reading that multiple big brains on /brit/ have done.
I will try to control for bias in your estimates, but the crowd estimates better than an individual.
I'm not talking about lockdown. I'm talking about being told you should toil at home instead of go in if possible.
t minutes 15 minutes
What are some warm up exercises for my hands? haven't clapped in a whole week
read all of this
*COVIDS in your path*
muff
you can open the window and clap them cheeks if you have a fit gf by having sex with her
Cry harder.
Think your watch is a bit slow bro
might start singing vera lynn instead
Can you lads solve this ancient Japanese riddle?
> Two hands clap and there is a sound. What is the sound of one hand? (隻手声あり、その声を聞け)
how much do NEETs get in the UK
recon i could squeeze out a wank before the big clap
73 quid a week over 25 i think
Thanks for the filter list
Schizo literally saying:
>This paki hasn't stopped the entire night lol. Woke up and he's still going oh my days
And not expecting for us to think he's being bummed?
My only exercise under lockdown has beem zumba with the missus
I'm practising some chacha in front of the mirror right now so I don't embarrass myself again tomorrw
Is anybody else firing a cannon or anything?
NHS death-squads already patrolling for non-clappers round my area
core
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honestly cant believe im still alive. the shit ive been through. honestly cant believe i still have a gf of so many years, what the fuck is she thinking? im basically the white terrell davis