/cum/ - canada, usa, mexico

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I want a gf like this.

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Many different people from different states in here. I posted up above but I come seeking advice now for when the pandemic is lifted. I live in Western NY right now and want to move, interested in a couple of different fields but am focused on Law Enforcement, Fire, Forest/Park Ranger, and possibly military. I am open to other job suggestions if they're cool/fulfilling and pay well. I have been thinking New Hampshire, Maine, Wisconsin, etc. States north of the Mason Dixon line. What do you guys think? I would prefer small towns/rural areas over dirty cities.

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I want a bf like this.

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I want a gf like this

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>at most i'll wake up feeling a strong emotion, usually panic kek
lol same, sometimes i'll just wake up from a dream i can't remember feeling super distressed for no real reason, it's a weird experience

thought you already had a bf?

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>brown eyes

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i like these mixes

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*devours feces*

>asian (black)
what?

What a weak man
I bet he can't even bench his body weight.

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he's my tv crush bf

I honestly don't know. I just added it to the collection.

>it's a weird experience
it's annoying. feel like it'd at least be useful if i could remember what was causing me panic

urkel you fucking bigots

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voted in all of em

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these are some cozy tunes

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I don't know what that means!
Pretty gud.

>mom claimed me as a dependent on her taxes
>that means i don't get $1200

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urkel is a chinese nationalist pedophile who happens to be asian (black)

How do I manifest destiny and live the american dream?

swaddling gives babies flat heads. don't do it

Well, that's special.

not any more special than the boys who think theyre girls

yes they are, glad you are enjoting it
>not knowing urkel
hey there new friend, what made you decide come here?
you can't anymore :(

Hmm
I've actually been here since a Canadian made the first thread. I just don't post very often.

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how do i block women on Yas Forums from reading my posts

Stop posting
Reevaluate your life
???
Profit

All that for a woman? What do I look like a simp?

time to post a frog

I've created a cy.tube channel for /cum/, we can watch anything from movies to utube videos now.
cytu dot be slash r slash cum_

>What do I look like a simp
Maybe

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Hmm

enjoyed this exchange

hmm?

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>no bisexual option
um sweetie, its 2020?

Hmmmm....?

I'm black but I notice this shit. I love how they make the white hand the whitest lilly white and made the black hand some purple dipped-in-oil-nig. gotta love it

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bisexuality = gay

Well maybe you should move out

bisexuality = straight
by the same logic

Well shit

I didn't make it! I just added it to the collection.

not really, faggot

that's not how that works
also transsexual isn't a sexuality lol

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thank

ah, yes
let's have another debate about sexuality
thanks, user

Have you ever seen blasians? They make for very attractive women.

if being attracted to males is gay then being attracted to females is straight

that's exactly how it works. fucking men and getting fucked by men as a man means you're gay.
transsexual/shemale is a fetish. any porn site will verify this for you

Emailed a Japanese girl i haven’t talked to in 2 years just now. We met at a trade show in Las Vegas.

>tfw no gf

Many different people from different states in here. I posted up above but I come seeking advice now for when the pandemic is lifted. I live in Western NY right now and want to move, interested in a couple of different fields but am focused on Law Enforcement, Fire, Forest/Park Ranger, and possibly military. I am open to other job suggestions if they're cool/fulfilling and pay well. I have been thinking New Hampshire, Maine, Wisconsin, etc. States north of the Mason Dixon line. What do you guys think? I would prefer small towns/rural areas over dirty cities.

tfw asian bull

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I liked this gimmick better when you had the thai flag

as a male, yes.
glad to see /cum/ is doing a kindergarten lesson today to teach basic shit in these corona times
The dog goes BARK
The cat goes MEOW
Fucking men is GAY