I'm Turkish but I feel American. I always advocate the use of A & B plug types. When I talk about the price of something, I say it in US bucks. When I speak English, I pronounce my Rs (especially if I'm speaking with a Bong). When my friends eat Döner and drink Ayran, I eat Hamburger and drink Coke. I even adjusted myself to the American time to live the full American experience. When my peers sleep at night, I stay up because I know it's 2 PM in the States. I always make fun of Canadians and their "sports" online. When I hear a Brit speak, I make sure to mock his accent. I go on the r*Yal family's youtube account and comment "FUCK THE QUEEN! U S A! U S A! U S A! U S A!" below the video (I also dislike and flag the video). When I hit my friends' places, I throw their tea into the TRASH (not dustbin or whatever gay shit they say) when they're not looking. I advocate American imperialism on a daily basis. I never heard of Oxford comma. When my friends use Turkish slang like, I say "tuzlu" (salty) and such. When our friends ask for suggestions on what to watch on movie nights, I make sure the movies are all US products from Hollywood. I know all the US states and all the US presidents. I believe Democrats and Republicans should put aside their differences and police the world like they did back in the good ol' days. When I hear my friends listen to homosexuality-filled eurobeats, I immediately open country music (preferably earrape). My phone alarm is American anthem in earrape (unironically kek), my roommates hate it. I'm considering buying American proxy to proudly bear the stripe spangled banner on 4channel until I move to the States. I also do my best to Americanise my friends. I once beat a kid at my school because he spoke Spanish or something. I also jew the Russian tourists in Antalya to do my part on stopping commienism.
Also,
If any marine is reading this right now: Thank you for your service.
In what ways do you showcase your American heritage, Yas Forums?
