I'm Turkish but I feel American. I always advocate the use of A & B plug types. When I talk about the price of something, I say it in US bucks. When I speak English, I pronounce my Rs (especially if I'm speaking with a Bong). When my friends eat Döner and drink Ayran, I eat Hamburger and drink Coke. I even adjusted myself to the American time to live the full American experience. When my peers sleep at night, I stay up because I know it's 2 PM in the States. I always make fun of Canadians and their "sports" online. When I hear a Brit speak, I make sure to mock his accent. I go on the r*Yal family's youtube account and comment "FUCK THE QUEEN! U S A! U S A! U S A! U S A!" below the video (I also dislike and flag the video). When I hit my friends' places, I throw their tea into the TRASH (not dustbin or whatever gay shit they say) when they're not looking. I advocate American imperialism on a daily basis. I never heard of Oxford comma. When my friends use Turkish slang like, I say "tuzlu" (salty) and such. When our friends ask for suggestions on what to watch on movie nights, I make sure the movies are all US products from Hollywood. I know all the US states and all the US presidents. I believe Democrats and Republicans should put aside their differences and police the world like they did back in the good ol' days. When I hear my friends listen to homosexuality-filled eurobeats, I immediately open country music (preferably earrape). My phone alarm is American anthem in earrape (unironically kek), my roommates hate it. I'm considering buying American proxy to proudly bear the stripe spangled banner on 4channel until I move to the States. I also do my best to Americanise my friends. I once beat a kid at my school because he spoke Spanish or something. I also jew the Russian tourists in Antalya to do my part on stopping commienism.
Also, If any marine is reading this right now: Thank you for your service.
In what ways do you showcase your American heritage, Yas Forums?
Come home, brother You’ll enjoy the legal privilege of being white but will be seen as an exotic Mediterranean bull
Adam Davis
Come home MUTT man
Daniel Jackson
>Americanise
Parker Reed
Unfortunately, my ch*nk phone doesn't have "English (US)" so it auto"corrrected". I meant AMERICANIZE obviously.
I hear Texas is the best for a MED BVLL like me.
Liam Long
New England
Elijah Foster
Texans might mistake you for an Ay-rab and assault you In California, being mistaken for an Arab might be a positive
Brody Lopez
I will unironically vouch for your residency More patriotic than all of New York
Parker Powell
I'm pretty mutt to be fair.
Camden Williams
>I pronounce my Rs (especially if I'm speaking with a Bong). bong here, you'd be mogged by my use of Rs
James Morris
KARA BOGA
Christopher Watson
Are you me? Because I unironically feel the same. I subsumed myself in the reality of Manifest Destiny by reading American Transcendentalist texts while appreciating the Puritan spirit that manifested itself through pure Will to Power in 1776 and beyond at the same time. I also always do America's bidding in group chats (ie shilling). I feel like, I'm a red-blooded, red-boned American. I can't help it. America is truly the greatest human experiment that's ever been conceived.
holy shit that rome show has so many red pills if you have the eyes to see them
Matthew Moore
have you seen Babylon Berlin? It's one of my favourite shows of all time!
Alexander Garcia
Seek help
Sebastian Thompson
Rome's HBO is amazing, yes.
Justin Gray
aй cиктиp!
Jack Nguyen
SAAAPHIUMAN MONGRELS IOR KALCHAR IS A MIX AF GRIK EN TARKISH
Anthony Howard
Probably because Turkey is an authoritarian Islamic dictatorship which has nearly zero noteworthy heritage, culture or heritage aside from Ottoman rape and genocide. Turks are not even native to Anatolia; they are literally just a Persianized central Asian tribe who speak a different language family and bizarrely managed to expand and BTFO the region. If I were a Turk I would also latch onto based America because let's be honest who knows, likes or cares about Turkey aside from exotic Mediterranean holidays for normies? Not trying to be an asshole but I can't help but believe this is true.
Butthurt euro trying to derail the thread. Nice try, euroPOOR. When I get my green card, I'll come home and steal girlfriend AND sister, promising them greencard until I spread my seed in them one too many times.
I'm Mexican but I feel Confederate. I always advocate the use of the Dixie flag. When I talk about the price of something, I say it in CS bonds. When I speak English, I pronounce my Hs (especially if I'm speaking with a Bong). When my friends eat tacos and drink horchata, I eat fried ora and drink sweettea. I even adjusted myself to the ATL timezone to live the full Dixie experience. When my peers sleep at night, I stay up because I know it's 2 PM in the Dixie. I always make fun of frenchs and their "sports" online. When I hear a yank speak, I make sure to mock his accent. I go on the POTUS youtube account and comment "FUCK THE YANKS! C S A! C S A! C S A! C S A!" below the video (I also dislike and flag the video). When I hit my friends' places, I throw their coke into the TRASH (not trashcan or whatever gay shit they say) when they're not looking. I advocate Confederte isolationism on a daily basis. I never heard of Oxford comma. When my friends use spic slang like, I say "yonder" (there) and such. When our friends ask for suggestions on what to watch on movie nights, I make sure the movies are all revisionist docs from YT. I know all the CS states and all the CS governors. I believe Democrats and Republicans should put aside their differences and kill themselves. When I hear my friends listen to homosexuality-filled nogbeats, I immediately open country music (preferably Johnny Rebel). My phone alarm is Dixie anthem in earrape (unironically kek), my roommates hate it. I'm considering getting extraflags to proudly bear the CSA banner on 4channel until I move to the Dixie. I also do my best to ruralize my friends. I once beat a kid at my school because he spoke ebonics or something. I also jew the gringo tourists in La Paz to do my part on stopping northern agression. >Also, >If any sovereign citizen is reading this right now: Thank you for your service. >In what ways do you showcase your Confederate heritage, Yas Forums?
