One chance at life

>one chance at life
>be named the arabic equivelant of tyrone
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nah that's alpha cringe right there ,you're supposed to convert the girlfriend not convert for the girlfriend haven't you ever read islamic theocracy ? fucking murtad astaghfirullah

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>one chance at life
>be named the arabic equivelant of tyrone
Jamal?

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i was not in the position to demand anything considering im ugly as fuck

You can still change your name. Just keep the official document signifying your name change as evidence.

Why?

Based, and technically, you can change your name
And have you been a muslim before?

Based, now just read a book about your conversion and how you found God anew, with name like you will become rich and famous guaranteed. Then die getting stabbed in the street by angry Ahmed.

You can add another first name and keep jihad as a second name and then go by your new first name.

meertens.knaw.nl/nvb/naam/is/Jihad
>tfw there are actually people named jihad in the netherlands
>it's a women's name
LMAO

>one chance at life
>have Aspergers
Might aswell end it.

Write a book*

Do you really have assburgers? What is it like?

might change it to alexander or something if i ever do
i've never been spiritual to be honest
but the people around me (parents, siblings, friends, now girlfriend) all havd
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what the fuck? never met a female jihad
so now my name is also female?
it well and truly is OVER for me

yes brother inshallah i'll take a harem of white women and convert them all unlike this cuckold right here
then why did you submit to her ?? have you ever read anything about either catholicism or islam before or did you just say you converted cuz your girlfriend told you, i assume you didn't come from a literate family that's why you're in the netherlands

what's your ethnic background that also might've effected you

Did your parents say why they named you that?

no i really dont care about religion, i just did it because it makes my gf happy, and she forces me to go to church sometimes
>background
morocco
my dad named me that, i never asked "why" because he would probably beat me

You're afraid to ask but not change your name? Wont your parents be angry?

i'm also afraid to change it
tbqh they know nothing about me or my personal life, they still think i'm single and ready to get married to some fatima

Stop maar met larpen

Have you thought of having a nickname? Just say people have trouble saying your name if your parents ask.

Just move out. You're in a first world country. Start the procedures to change your name now so by the time you're married(if) you can be Alexander on your marriage certificate.

He is weaker than you now, which means that you can beat him with a belt like he did when you were a weak child.

>i never asked "why" because he would probably beat me
you're a legit pussy this is a normal thing ,he'd probably beat you cuz you converted for haram pussy and this whole name deal ain't a big thing i know people with last names such as "donkey fucker" yet they continue their lives

you didn't choose this this ain't your fault stop bitching about something you can't control ,you can always name your child whatever you want but since you're submessive i doubt you're the one who's going to name the child

I knocked down my dad one time, but it didn't feel like a victory

>since you're submessive i doubt you're the one who's going to name the child
true, she already decided the names lel

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