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You mean wa'eh

fit

Slurping Semen™

What does perfection feel like

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The post-coronavirus economy is not going to be good for barcades, cat cafés, artisan cupcake shops, popup markets, street food vendors, gin cocktail bars, craft beer bars

Very sad. I'm going to miss the comfy gentrified middle class hipster Britain that defined the second half of the 2010s

anime nonces deserve all this and more

the type of abuse that can make a man bulletproof

skin is all genetics and diet
literally spending £hundreds on snake oil because GQ magazine told you to

>CZECH EM

Why, why do you have to make threads that will almost certainly get deleted? Why can't you just wait to pass the bump limit? Why do you have to have your special thread as if it makes a difference?

WHY WHY WHY

did the man roll the ball?

opening a giant bar of Cadbury's Marvelous Creations™ and opening a big bottle of Dr Pepper™ and not giving a FUCK

We should sing the Queen happy birthday at 9am on 21 April

the so-called boris johnson

alri janny bootlicker
it's better to die free than to live a slave

boao of wooa

this is so me

peng

>doing the jannies bidding
alri boot locker

>theordinary.deciem.com/

erm... skincare is now £5 per bottle sweetums xx

yes it is people want to go to those now more than ever every club pub and spot will be packed as soon as this faggot lockdown ends.

Boy i told you before. Enjoy your ban

It's not though. I never used to have a skincare routine but do eat well, exercise loads and whilst that makes a difference i can see a huge difference with a simple routine.

You don't even need expensive stuff, it costs like 20 quid to get set up and then it lasts for months at a time.

You literally get one body, one face, one go at this, why not take care of it?

As they say in the trade, 180!

Did the man raise enough to pay a month’s salary to are nhs diversity and inclusion officers?

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just text her mate

This, you think cave men had 8 different types of moisturiser and 12 cleansers?

Got perfect skin me, man don’t need no creams

the morning routine? brushing my teeth for 20 seconds and half a can of lynx africa under each arm

michael

fuck the gods and fuck the jannies

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Used to drink up to 4 cans of coke a day and now only drink water and don't even miss it.
Mental how much sugar was consumed in that alone and now the cravings are gone I find it disgusting, even the smell is too sweet. Mental how your body just adjusts. Fuck the sugar lobby.Gov was unironically right to legislate for the sugar tax.

whats with all the weird communist medal things he's a civilian ffs

Give routine and products

i wish bri's did spoike loike yanks funk we do guvnahs
wood be roight propah laff it wood
i say

feel sick

yeah mate

God I hope this happens

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>faggot
fuck off yank

Turkish currency worth less than half what is was against GBP compared to three years ago

Maybe a visit to Istanbul is on the cards

Isn't this just some murderer

youtube.com/watch?v=sTMgX1PDGAE

normies got some bangers lets be honest

I love Istanbul

fucking HATE catposters

he's a veteran you utter berk

Sick of seeing this skelly

But that won't help to protect RNHS

why

most of them would suffer a very mild flu.

reckon i had the ol' rona. wasnt even bedridden just coofed a bit and had a mild lurgy feel

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b-b-b-based

Fuck the NHS if it means swathes of pakis start dropping

room temperature beer at 9.35am

cough party, everyone's invited! (muslims only)

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The world could do with a cull. If only there was a virus that targeted NEETs and fat people.

just isn't the same without the electro lights and house music

too much drink
need an extensive period off it

>tfw wasn't an adult in the heyday of the booze cruise
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Take my advice lad, sunscreen when going outside is probably the most vital thing you can do for your skin, this is a truck driver who had one side of his face exposed to the sun for years.

Also the other things I mentioned help increase collagen production which stops you looking saggy and wrinkly.

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all me

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Mental really how there are no good JFs

it's all in your head
not sure why you would want to stop ageing.
vanity and narcissism are not good things despite what the cosmetic industry pushes.

BUT IT TAKES SO LONG MY LOOORD

Americans are repugnant turds

see muslims as christians

hope they're paying you to shill their products

maybe them muslims are right wearing binbags

hi hello

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my first thought

love these

Go to the east, it's a much more fun and authentic experience (not to mention cheaper)

Things that unironically changed my life for the better and will change yours too if you let them:

>Brushing at least twice a day, preferably three if you can after each big meal
>Only using an electric toothbrush and also flossing once a day and using mouthwash at least once (twice if you can).
>Going to bed at a regular time
>Running/swimming (pick your cardio) and lifting weights at the gym
>Paying upwards of 20 quid minimum for a haircut, yes people always notice the difference, even if subconscious.
>Drinking alcohol only on social occasions and never having more than two unless it's really special (close friend's birthday/yours/family member's etc)
>Dropping all excess sugar, don't snack on biscuits, chocolate bars or whatever and just replace it with fruit or nuts or whatever other kind of things that are healthy but satisfying the craving, like the lad mentioned before raisins are pretty good but cranberries are too sugary.
>Do breathing exercises (annoying and wanky but weirdly work and make you feel calm and sleep better)
>Pay your savings accounts every month as if they're bills, yes I will not go out to eat as if I don't have the money if I've overspent at the end of the month. Having a cash cushion is the biggest sense of security outside of my own body and is very satisfying to know I can weather any job loss or travel if I need.

Don't care if you don't care or didn't ask, this will help some lads and somebody posting these things helped me get it together.

Why is alcoholism and drug abuse such a problem on your side of the channel?
Everyone here is a low key alcoholic as well but brits seem to be way worse.

mad how someone thought that image was worth making

What can you do there? Does it have a good nightlife etc?
Obviously the history stuff is worth seeing but that goes without saying

is there not terrorism in the east

yeah fuck that
life's too short

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or just wear a sunhat like people have done for hundreds of years

>can't recommend a product without being called a shill

get off the 'chon and go outside, your brain is polluted

snort a fat line then do these

colonized

have a valid reason for not doing any of these but cba right now

>he never browsed al/ck/
STATE!

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Do all this already aside from flossing and breathing exercises, don’t see the point seeing as I sleep well anyway

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the chad life trajectory is the following:
as a child learn some languages and instruments, play sports and get scouted (turn down offer because you have bigger plans)
as a teen join a band and achieve a one hit wonder, get great grades, start lifting
get your degree and masters degree, take up MMA fighting
travel around abroad afterrwards
join army reserves
get a brainy job and reach middle management by 26 keep investing during this time
dip back into uni to get a phd, where you do loads of expert consultancy jobs to make good money while you study
meet other brainoids during your phd and start a startup with them where you release some apps and get paid fuck loads to give advice
keep taking london opportunities and making money.
eventually marry a peng ting when you're 32-ish
start having little chadlets and chaddesses who are set up to follow the same path you have
launch a political career when you're 37
join the cabinet by age 40.
become primeminister aged 42
rule for 10 year ushering in a golden age
52 do the speaking circuit, join some international organisation advisory boards and take a place on the house of lords, collect multiple honorary doctorates and orders and medals.
rise to the highest ranks of the illuminati aged 61
63 create a self-sufficient wooden cabin in the forests with thousands of books, seeds and chickens to stay off the illuminati grid knowing the terrible, fatal truth about the power structures you've just scaled
64 study benevolent esotericism, write many essays and commentaries on texts, take up tibetan sand-mandala painting
96 complete your magnum opus, publish it pseudonymously
100 leave the mortal coil whilst in deep meditation

everyone is bored
there's nothing to do but drink
may seem simplistic but that's the truth

that was worth posting

The English are simply more honest

didn’t ask

youtube.com/watch?v=0jDz8ObTogQ

HUGE CHOON

Made over 8,000 the past few months from crypto sitting at home

think Trump might have actually secured a huge section of the black vote with this

honestly cant imagine the runt who sits around and drinks everyday. got nothing against a good bender but jesus, sitting around by yourself drinking is totally grim

Breathing exercises is definitely the most gimmicky part of my list and I was also reluctant but it took me like a month of daily trying but then you get into this weird headspace and feel much more relaxed. Very hard to get into though and probably not necessary.

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probably loads of poo in there

Cba

is any of this really worth it?

>that autist who wears a hat everywhere

also, UVB radiation(the one that causes this type of damage) penetrates clouds sweetums xxx

whats your portfolio

Completely agree senpai, I quite enjoy a beer but can't think of anything more depressing than doing it at home alone.

If you go to certain cities like Haakari there's a chance you'll bump into PKK but it's the Turkish government they here not foreign tourists, I know a guy who hitchhiked in a members car full of guns
Other cities are stable but expect to see a higher security presence
Completely different experience to just going to Istanbul or one of the resort cities though
Don't expect things to always operate as smoothly though e.g my mini van from Diyarbakir to mardin broke down on the highway halfway there and everyone on board had to hitch passing cars to take them the rest of the way

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It was a cheap but smart move to have every check with his signature on it.

>streamble
NOT a fan of this gimmick

Captain Tom was just 1 lap away from completing the fundraiser when I came up and gave the old bastard a heart attack

you ain't made shit until you sold boy

t. 'made' 500k on BTC

you're not the first of last person I've seen shilling this company 'the ordinary'. it will be some other company in a few months time claiming to have reached the pancea of skincare. it is just effective marketing. I don't blame you for falling for it.

this has been my experience

squawking

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I heard Janny is donating 10% of his wage to Captain Tom's fund, so how much is that in total lads? Are we talking big numbers here?

how? i

once you realise that nobody will even know you existed in 100 years and nothing you do has any meaning or longevity you'll stop obsessing over self improvement shite

i used to ask myself, looking at a coffin “what good did it do the occupant to be born?”
i now ask the same question about anyone alive

skin is just genetics
buying that shit wont make any difference

in seff effrica every motorway interchange was clogged with ethnics holding money to get hikes

brb putting a cloud on my head

youtu.be/3Rpn9gGZiLo

is that middle one the bird who was involved in some sort of gaming todo a few years ago?

Is that you bald?

do all of these except the haircut one.
i got a method for getting great haircuts at low low prices but i cant say

id add cycle everywhere.
learn some basic helthy recipes like grilled chicken and spicey rice with veg and oats with seeds and fruits

id say reading instead of shitposting is a big one

>Resiging yourself to mediocrity and a mediocre life.

Self improvement is about getting the most from your life now, getting the most attractive girl, living the most fulfilling and enjoyable life. nothing to do with being remembered.

>theordinary.deciem.com/
which ones do I buy?

prone to dry skin on my face

uh oh im here

Confirmed for never left cape town

>everything i do is for others to remember me by and not experience myself

runtoid
you feel good by improving.

Majority ETH and BTC for the moment because everything else is much more volatile, with just some in smaller shitcoins.

streamable.com/al1xf

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fuck off

le nihilism nothing matters man
struggling against his ego
pitiful

can a brit explain what's going on here?i.4cdn.org/wsg/1586508633604.webm

>i got a method for getting great haircuts at low low prices but i cant say

Definitely go to barber training colleges mate but it's too risky for me.

Those are also very good, I tend to walk more but cycling is also based. This is the other thing I think lets a lot of people down, they act like not driving to places is the worst thing in the world, just fucking walk.

Shitposting is dire and a waste of life but also strangely comforting and definitely my vice.

Fucks sakes I just want a posh thick upper middle class daddy's girl airhead gf

*fumbles for a calculator*
gimme one sec lad

I spoke too soon and misrememebree you are right but they're not at junctions they're in the middle of nowhere