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two month paid holiday confirmed

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>Yes government, you can sentence me to indefinite house arrest and I'll do as I am told

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This is now /cum/
Just like Britain will be soon. We'll invade, cleanse and repopulate. Sorry Nigel.

I'd post my proof through a chinese crisp packet but i can't find the image

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trade winds lad

wait a minute, ewhat's going on here hahah, like the girl gives them a lap dance or some shit? weird, id probs do it

how convenient

as someone who works full time having a month or two at home is bliss
cant drink as much as i usually would but thats not a bad thing

>girl

How long do you have to wait after a piss to have a wank?

Bros wtf is this and how much does it cost.

Lifetime of imprisonment eaten up with big spoon.

some of them did

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we will wank again

It's been great for me, been running every morning then go out for a nice two hour walk around the estate listening to audiobooks.

It's not house arrest though is it? It's a quarantine to stop the spread of a virus. Or are you of the opinion that quarantines should never happen under any circumstance?

If there was any time for it to be acceptable for a government to tell its people to stay home it's right now.

>i can't find the image
because it doesn't exist proxyfag

because it's the only piece of female attire they can wear without looking absolutely comical, think about it
bras would only accentuate their flat chest, panties would only make their withered bulging cock more obvious, all other exterior female clothing wouldn't fit their male frame right, I could go on
knee socks are even more popular because along with being autogynephilic, they would like to fulfill ageplaying fantasies wherein they act like children (which is also concurrent with pedophiles being disproportionately homosexual/transgender) and knee socks are childish garms, mich like school girl outfits or even nappies

>hurrdurrr crisp packets
i know who you actually are, VPN shitter

Old man of about 70 was zipping around the neighborhood on an old bicycle in full lycra yesterday for about 2 hours.

Every now and again you'd see him speed down the street.

reds is that a bloke

I was quoting the lad moaning in the other thread and I used a gigachad to mock him because I am personally enjoying two months off work.

>are you of the opinion that quarantines should never happen under any circumstance?

Yes. Fuck this shit. I want Greggs and I want McDonald's.

>>because it's the only piece of female attire they can wear without looking absolutely comical

No it's not they still look like fags

the first week i spent drunk from waking up to going to sleep
then ran out of stockpiled booze and have been working out daily for hours ever since

Just want to say thank you to, as usual, a based Aussie poster for his clarity.

I think for her she was always just very into it and having that little lack of experience means she couldn't understand why I wouldn't jeopardise my career because love and partners always come first, yano.

Also there was nothing to say that I ruined my career and she dumped me anyway then I was left with nothing, yano?

Thank you user, I'm very happy to have bumped into you today. I broke my fastest mile this morning too.

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took a new one.

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No no, no no no no, no no no no, no no there's no virus!
No no, no no no no, no no no no, no no there's no virus!

No no virus, just go outside!
The government said stay in, the government lued
No no limits, just go outside
Do what you want and do it with pride

yeah same. enjoying this new pace of working from home.

bit weird being stuck in all day and having no separation between work/personal life but it beats waking up at 8am and washing my dick everyday.

>people say they've been working out
>meanwhile I've had what feels like a 7 week flu

What are you doing in Italy user?

Where is she FROM

I can maybe offer advice if she is asian.

if a twink shaves his legs and puts on girly clothing, it could be much more easily mistaken as a female than an a-size bra with a gaping void between the garms and his chest

me and the lads

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God she is so fucking sexy female.

moved here after uni as i was offered a nice job in milan.

She is Asian but lives in Aus. She is literally the perfect woman.

this is kinda creepy
asians are just weird sex havers

>>are you of the opinion that quarantines should never happen under any circumstance
Of course. It is preferable that all life on Earth cease than one innocent individual be denied a seconds liberty.

And anyone who doesn't understand that needs to die. They are not human.

might walk down to little tescos get a few bits

I’ve lost 12lbs so far lol

even I look like more of a woman than him

fuck man idk haha, i dont think many men are passing as women without surgery. the angles and photos taken are heavily manipulated

How's Italy? Do you speak Italian? What sector?

Feel free to ignore or be as vague as you like, not trying to dox you just interested, yours is a more unusual path i've never heard of anybody taking so just curious.

yes she is this very nice braest

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Still bound by cultural neuroses, what country is she/her parents from and how long has she been ignoring you (sorry forgot what you said earlier)

The denizens of the godless orient

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saw this tranny on uk tinder the other day

Remember your photo of that on the window.