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she was so sexy in that
british bitches
just poked me head out and had a look at Yas Forums and it looks like they're still talking about us
Reckon I'll do a cheeky asmr before bed
he played us like a god damn fiddle
>british DNA thinks this is what female faces are supposed to look like
the absolute state
anyone remember sex lads
>HOW DARE YOU...
cringe
If you actually read the Bible, Yahweh kills and tortures more people than Satan by quite some margin.
don't understand this
is it to help you sleep?
if that's the case white noise is second to none
Don't rate a single one of those John Hughes movies and never understand the people who do.
saying you're filtering someone is funny and all but you guys don't actually use filters, do you? if you do you're a fairy
Mbokos fearful of any ideological input that’s contradictory to his comfortable liberal, secular, bourgeois lifestyle.
I think it’s time we had his head on a plate.
just feel like it desu
cringe for standing up for their country's honour?
what's he done now?
Sucks to your ass-mar
Sleep is the only thing I enjoy.
You ever tried pink noise?
Yes but that was 160 years ago. By 1876 the Republicans had abandoned any attempts to protect the rights of blacks or to end wage labor (which they considered little better than slavery) and had already become the reactionary, anti-black, pro-business party that everyone knows today.
fat orange tiny hands
have 190 filtered
asmr is shit for me because i have roaring loud tinnitus in my left ear and i need proper music on all the time otherwise i lose my nut
You back with the senpai in Belfast ‘bokoid?
I filter out the non English generals on Yas Forums
when did he embarrass the queen?
>it's an ear eating episode
>it's a wet mouth sounds episode
>it's a lollipop episode
>it's a blowpop episode
>it's a twins episode
>it's a gf falls asleep with you episode
>it's a nurse inspects her patient episode
>it's a 100 ways to get your tingles back episode
>it's an angel helps you to get to sleep episode
>it's a positive affirmations and encouragement episode
>it's a let me cool you down in bed episode
>it's an eating marshmallows episode
>it's an inaudible whispers/gibberish episode
>it's a time for your haircut episode
>it's a breathing no talking episode
>it's a tapping things episode
>it's a lens licking
>it's an asmr binaural no talkingintense ear cleaning mouth sounds
>it's a scraping, picking w/ metal, bamboo & feather picks episode
>it's a lotion and oil ear massage (NO TALKING) rubbing cupping stroking tapping for tingles 3dio episode
>it's a mic licking mic eating heavy breathing episode
>it's a eating honeycomb seagrapes octopus and aloe vera episode
>it's a brushing the microphone with different brushes episode
>it's a plastic chewing and crinkling intense mouth sounds and brushing episode
>it's a chinese girl sucking on a 3dio while her legs are prominently displayed on camera while she's in a gaming chair episode
>it's a lighting matches and extinguishing them with your tongue episode
>it's a ACMP OЧEHЬ БЛИЗКИЙ ШEПOT шминкa pyтинcкa и пpикaзнa episode
>it's a twin elves eating your ears, kissing and mouth sounds video
>it's a former/current camwhore ASMRotica episode
>it's a Age-restricted video (based on Community Guidelines) episode
>It's a girlfriend roleplay: late night moaning and kissing episode
>It's a 【ASMR】1時間たっぷり抱きしめ Japanese ASMR /heart beat/ whispering/relax episode
>It's an Unintentional ASMR episode
>it's an eye, nerve and cranium examination episode
>it's a LIVE NOW epsode
>it's a Why I'm Quitting/Taking A Break from ASMR please support my patreon episode
>it's a Comments are disabled for this video episode
tingles
>undermine our special raltionship
that sammyjanee tiktok whore is an aussie. what a piece of arse.
he attacked r nhs?!?!!?!?!
So?
Don't rate your opinions
Think ASMR saved my life
a lot to unpack in this image
think thats bruges that
it was all an act
sainsburys...the builders...the dentist
how'd you get tinnitus?
Range banned. Feel like utter shit just want to post from my laptop again
What a legend that bloke was
this crisis has only proved that the NHS performs well below global standards
Normally don't filter anyone but 190's been so annoying during the lockdown I put him there
Though I guess it's less that he's been more annoying, he's just been here more often
There's an English girl whose gone full-on into girlfriend simulator ASMR
Wonder what people who know her think of it, probably hard to explain that it's not porn
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jus show me ur tits bitch
Yeah but it's still handling it proving Corona is a nothing burger
throwing a swedish climate change schoolgirl tier tantrum because a foreign leader didn't behave how you want is cringe as fuck and a thousand times more embarrassing to our country than trump is to his
Yeah we stayed away from rescues like that and got in contact with a rescue charity that didnt have a shelter just a bunch of foster carers, you get put in touch with the person the cat is living with and after meeting them (via video cause lolrona) they ask you to sign all these forms
was a massive ball ache considering so many cats are put down but it only took a week for me
still got ghosted by like 2 other organisations though lol
thats fantastic though dude you gave that old girl a new life that's the best thing you can do, mine is 3 and she had been failed to be adopted twice before because the families who took her found her too needy and cuddly and they had to give her back to the rescue
she also has all this fur missing that you can see in this blurry ass image but that will be grown back in within a couple months
That was proved long before this crisis
you've never read the bible you've just seen that graph going around that says as much as you posted
scousers aren't british dont listen to the mirror
>country’s honour
Cringe
All Satan ever wanted was free will for people. Also Satan/Lucifer never actually make an appearance in The Bible and people get Paradise Lost confused with it all the time
Brexit saved the NHS
her mic is shite
nah mate
this what i use
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guarenteed you'll be nodding off in no more than 10 minutes
would rather get caught watching porn than watching asmr
just buy a pass
what if it could have been and the measures just worked hmm
think about it
>noting burger
twat. stupid yank twat.
he didnt follow the traditional protocols for meeting royals and he did things like turn his back on her and walk in front of her in her own home which you aren't meant to do
basically he didnt respect the traditions
Tonight’s scran: 30 nuggets
This is my gato negro
>a thousand times more embarrassing to our country than trump is to his
The conduct of an (internationally) niche paper really isn't more embarrassing than the conduct of the president of the US.
going to go out for a 10-15 mile walk at around 4-5am for sunrise and that
At least it isn't a 3dio
sick of them
>probably hard to explain that it's not porn
Used to have a 'fu that occasionally complained about this in her vids
Eventually deleted everything and made her insta private, sad days
he's a fat retard from reality TV who directly insulted your country
Actually mental how a month ago saying the virus came from the wuhan lab was a whackjob conspiracy theory but today is now accepted as a legitimate and genuine facet of the discourse
can't say that I do
I for one will gladly volunteer to pick apples in the great collectivised Brexit farms
don't think remainers realise that fruit pickers don't place ads and often pay below the minimum wage
Dare I? I'm tempted.
All this for a fucking flu. Mental.
the American Republican party is the most interesting political party in the West imo. Its strength is that it can radically transform into whatever it wants seamlessly.
>Federalist, Protectionist Whigs
>Anti-Slavery industrialists and pro-centralised government
>Radically progressive pro-welfare reformists
>Isolationist laissez-faire capitalists
>Anti-communist economically centrist paleoconservatives
>Evangelical Christian Neoliberal Neoconservatives
>Nationalist populist white nativist workers party
all other western political parties, to my knowledge, have not gone through so many transformations. The Democrats have had some radical realignments but not as many as the Repubs
At the moment the Republican party is the party of proletarian populism while the Democratic Party is the party of technocratic status quo liberalism, it seeks to preserve the End of History consensus of the 90s and 00s and keep it in place in perpetuity.
sic semper asmrtists
satan or an equivalent appears in job
went to shit loads of gigs and regularly did live sound or lights in pubs where we used a far too powerful sound system every night. i think its worse in my left ear because i would set my lighting desk to the side of the stage and i would stand with my left ear right in front of the 80,000 watt 4x18" subs and 4x15" horn loaded tops system
i was a teenager when i did all this too
am now drinking wine because it's the only alcohol left in the fucking house.
why was he so depressed
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God just imagine being tiny and having Tim step on you with his huge feet and you get all smushed between his toes haha
why don't you just build a longship and abduct women then
cute and sleepy pilled
not a fan of the shape of those nuggets
how did he directly insult my country?
It is porn
Oh god like, life's hard when you're rich and famours
Yeah fat retards on Yas Forums who aren’t from tv regularly insult America and I don’t care because I’m not a woman or a faggot like you lol
Fav boards? /brits/ getting boring
Why can't they understand that leaving the EU doesn't mean never taking in any workers from Europe ever again? People are just scared of things they don't understand it seems. Like the people who say we're leaving Europe as if we are floating our entire land mass to another continent.
english accents do nothing for me
russian and french are the best asmr languages
>it's from a bat these slopes eat bat soup
Whoa that's a bit racial isn't it? Just cause you saw one eat a bat soup doesn't mean they all do, chinese people mostly enjoy regular quisine just like us
>It's from a viral lab in Wuhan dumb slants can't even keep a biolab safe
Whoa actually hey you know they eat pangolin too I bet it's from that
do americans actually think trump is cool and respected by people?
Very unique looking kitty
>anti-black party that everyone knows today.
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the niggas have embraced Big Don
why does he talk like this
it's performing fine
the fatalities would be better if our population wasn't so sickly
Chick fil a nuggies are prime nuggies, natural cut and not shaped
know god has a plan for me and I will go to heaven
what a qt
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Thanks his name is niggerman
tism
I would say he is as respected as he is hated in about equal measure.
Not the ones you talk to here no
>NOOOOOOO NOT THE CHURCHILL CHAIRINO
Looks like she wanted to become a singer at first.
How do you go from this....
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to this....
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to this
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This bitch evidently sleeps very sexually, never heard someone moan like that when sleeping
okay lol think you need to spend less time on on the 'chon
he is cool and respected by people
you don't speak for everyone
that'll do it
We trading cat pics? We trading cat pics.
it's the 21st century, galleys are for burning not pillaging
classic jewish post
i am a virgin at 23 and it haunts me every time i go to bed
Don't like the sound of French
Or Spanish for that matter
For me it's youtube.com
in a bit of a bad mood so dont want to smoke weed tonight
the sort of mood where you get obsessive thoughts about negative things
i like him you gay lefty shitnozzle
half the USA voted for him
think you need to spend less time on twitter
cringe
foy
you know very little about what goes on so i suggest you keep your mouth shut
How long before it becomes mainstream to say, "Nothing will make them happy so why bother?"
shetland will be the epicenter of piratry in this decade with shetlandic incels using speedboats to carry away ugly women from depressing grey scottish coastal towns
why?
sex is just like having a wank and a cigarette at the same time
mental that the irish ship these off to china when they can't race anymore
he lost the popular vote and americans aren't respected anyway