One (1) singular, unchangeable chance at life

what is starting out in the orc encounter zone like?

could be worse you could be an am*rican

>Britain seems like a nice place to be in, maybe the weather isn't that great but I'd imagine walking down the rows of houses at midnight whilst it rains is pure kino
There are some rare spots of beauty in this country, I'll admit. But for the most part, the geography here is fucking boring. I've seen Anons espouse the glory of the "Great English countryside", but as someone who's lived there I can tell you: it's fucking boring. It's just endless rolling hills of green. No great natural spectacles. Just fields. Fucking brilliant eh?

>Is there really such a thing as a typical Brit?
Yes. They're overly cynical and negative about everything. They're the fakest people around, always hiding their true feelings behind thinly veiled lies and passive aggression. The sense of humor is bad, all based around sarcasm and back-bitey, mean spirited shit. And this is a country that doesn't tolerate difference. If you don't fit the parameters of "the normal Brit", you are basically ostracized. People look at you like you're crazy if you deviate from the social norm here.

I could myself fortunate indeed I wasn't born some kind of swamp dwelling swede trained suomi.

Do you spend most of your time on reddit.com/r/UnitedKingdom, OP?

No. Why the fuck would I spend my time browsing forums full of other stupid smelly fucking Brits? When online I make the utmost effort to converse in areas or on threads that contain mostly non-British people. If I could change my flag so that people on Yas Forums did not know I was British, I would do it. I want nothing to do with this country in any form. I do not want to be associated with any form of "Britishness".

Come on at least you haven't born in Sp**n.

Yet meanwhile I am contemplating taking out a $40k loan so I can study in the UK and get my tier 4 visa

It never even began for me.

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I don't like cynical cunts either but you're taking it too far with this shit. soy bastard.

You're legitimately a fucking retard if you do that. Don't come here. It's horrible, it's grey, it's boring, it's depressing. Why are you coming here? If it's for political reasons like "free healthcare", just go to Canada or to somewhere in mainland Europe. DON'T come to the UK. You are genuinely braindead if you're thinking of giving up America for this grimey shithole.

>I suffer in Europe

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>What on Earth is the problem, Nigel?
his problem is that he's yet another obsessed proxyfag
check his spellings

>can't even speak english
ok Juarez

have you thought about leaving UK then?

>check his spellings
I'm doing that intentionally. I am consciously trying to rid myself of "Britishisms", so I'm opting for the American spelling wherever possible.

cringe

Yes, but immigrating looks increasingly impossible. It was already hard to legally immigrate to the US/Canada/Aus/NZ, but now with Brexit it's equally fucking hard to just go to a European country as well. It's like god is cursing me to be stuck in this gay country forever.

Christ man, get a gripe. You are acting like living in the UK is the worst thing ever. Are you a disapora or living in a migrant city town like Slough or a grim area like Hull? I was just saying I am thinking about it.

I have every right to make simple transmission errors in my own language. Particularly since mine is older than 400 years.

Theres over a million brits in Australia, they'll take you in too.