Burning bears theory:
1. If a bear was born somewhere, it means that a car caught fire somewhere.
2. If a car caught fire somewhere, it means that a bear was born somewhere.
3. If a car burned down somewhere, then a bear burned down somewhere.
4. If you isolate a bear from burning cars, it will live forever. But so far, no one has succeeded. 5. So if you destroy all the cars (without setting them on fire), all the bears will become immortal.
6. If all the bears are burned, the remaining cars will never burn.
7. All bears (except polar ones) die when they get into a burning car, no exceptions. There is no separate "burning bear" entity.
8. The number of bears (with the exception of polar ones) is equal to the number of cars currently burning.
9. The bear and the burning car are opposite in nature to the particle and antiparticle.
10. A bear was walking through the forest. I saw the car on fire. I got into it and burned. This always happens. A bear always gets into a burning car.
11. Since the bear and the burning car are like particles and antiparticles, when the bear gets into the burning car, it turns into pure energy (annihilates) together with the car.
12. A burning car and a car are different things.
The burning car that the bear got into can no longer be extinguished.
13. Polar bears are the only ones who don't burn up in cars. To find out how they die, polar explorers are sent to the North pole.
14. In winter, cars do not burn because all bears that could burn are hibernating.
Burning bears theory:
Zachary Taylor
Josiah Bennett
Dylan Bennett
Nolan Perry
Jace Lee
We need the fit hat theory
Gavin Anderson
Jordan Jackson
any ideas?
Adrian Kelly
Isaac Edwards
>all bears until the age of cars didn't die
This is how your stupid theory falls, scum. theey would far outnumber the amount of cars into the 60-80s.
Alexander Reyes