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You've shed water weight not any fat

>N/A

dear oh dear oh dear

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Gay men love shagging straight men, incredibly common porn "plot" where they convince the straight man to shag them

I just coomed to this lads

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I HAVE A PEN
I HAVE A BEECH
OOOH
BEECH PEN

add this one to your comic as well mate

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Anybody in this thread own a house

i believe its real but i believe it's being abused and overinflated to grab power and control by the government
i dont believe its an outright hoax

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love interracial porn me

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Reminder the yes chad meme started on twitter
Yas Forums has lost its place as the cutting edge of culture

I am noticeably thinner and eating 1000cal a day with 150g protein

kinaudio
youtube.com/watch?v=Zy5phGpkmTg

but why? do the gay men self-insert with them and their straight best friend?

kek thats a good one
will get round to it later

youtube.com/watch?v=kwvfPPIGy9s

Ok? Takes at least a couple of months to go down

16 stone bracket for you de lad

>OF
>not nude
?

Deano goes on holidays to places like Spain, Portgual, Amsterdam, and occasionally somewhere like Poland, or Croatia, with the footy lads. He usually always stays exclusively to the British pubs. Classic Deano.

Getting good at cycling lads
Legs looking swole and sexy

100% made up. Cleared the Chinese streets of protesters then the other elites got on board. Euthanise useless eaters and keep everyone in a cage they pay for. And the good little people eat it up with a spoon and tell on their neighbours who have a non essential barbecue.

That’s why they chose it innit. Heard it was a rough place once upon a time.

offshoot from the gigachad

Wish I could change my toil schedule
We finish early Friday but I'd much rather work the same hours each day so I could get a nice 6 hours at home Monday to Thursday

the biggest meme of the year last year, ok boomer, originally start on Yas Forums in a different format however

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Living in a flat by myself

Got some bad news yesterday

Feel even worse. Not had a conversation in person with anybody for over 3 weeks

Except we don't. Because it's a fantasy.

im just not capable of jumping to the conclusion that its made up simply because its being used for their benefit
coincidences do happen, opportunities do present themselves and governments do exploit these openings even when they occur naturally

dont forget the virgin walk vs chad stride which originated right here in /brit/

hate this fake cutesy bullshit asian women do, utter noncery

>It's that time of night where I have to Zoom the gf and she talks about work in the little time I have away from work.

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It's made up.

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Would unironicallt kick the head off every single spastic in the bottom part of this image.

haha
youtube.com/watch?v=c_InsJf1xtk

Isn't it from the KNOW THE DIFFERENCE meme that was on Yas Forums 3 years ago
Either way yes chad was twitter

boohoo suck it up sunshine

name a better drum song
youtube.com/watch?v=HrA2KLtAn1A

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okay

Bit mental how we, a 'first world country' have had 5571 people die in 7 days (that we know of) from a virus that was on china a few months ag

This, unironically.

t. me
gets moody if I dont feign interest too lol

Lads is it alright to buy a 2015 macbook?

Can't help but think this lad is a nonce since that Black Mirror episode

still coomed though

Ima. Simple man. If you insult my religion in my presence I’m going to kick your head in. It’s that simple.

Nah that was Yas Forums

youtube.com/watch?v=_o8Qqfu1pwQ

corr

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you can lease a BMW M2 for £200/month, utter bargain for the car you get

I mean yeah you gotta drive a BMW, but it's still a nice car

starting to believe the narcissism of the health workers surpasses even that of the average woman

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less people have died this year than average

keep it in perspective you melt

Dad's mate plays the other nonce he kills in the woods
Nice guy and don't think of him as a nonce

How many regular posters does Yas Forums have you reckon? And /brit/?
What about Yas Forums?

>5571 people die in 7 days
Tens of thousands of people die in that much time all the time
This country probably has a lot fewer people dying right now than usual because lockdown is preventing the kinds of deaths that would have normally occurred

nah maybe the concept but the actual image? posted here first

Virgins will never know the horrors of gf toil. Especially now with lockdown in place.

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post her name you fuck

want to look out for battery cycle count and condition, it's probably fucked by now and will last less than an hour

They're the cult of the british battery people. The ones who rather live like condemned chickens than question authority.

Since I entered quarantine with my gf almost 4 weeks ago, I have had no more than an hour to myself in a room

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Haven't seen that one but someone said he plays the same spastic teenager role in anything. In this movie it's explainable since he hit a satyr with his car.

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Post TikTok thots NOW

women are snakes

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and grug was a /brit/ original too

5571 people have died because it said so on the BBC.

youtu.be/OQGmaWYC4OE

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dont think you have an understanding of the normal causes of death

How can I find out if any girls I know have an OnlyFans account?

So go to your mate's or something. Wise up. There's no virus.

pull a sickie

You’re a student though. You’re a nerd

they have too much free time
I was in A&E the other day and it was a ghost town, completely dead

very carefully

youtube.com/watch?v=_28VEANiIO8
disgraceful

this is where the NHS budget is going

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me (sparky) not pictured

First relationship photo challenge going around lads.

The normies really know how to rub it in your face don't they

nah no way you can get it for that cheap

Get out what you put in. Shame you put in fuck all

that's a good one

Anyone have any Papa Johns codes?

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ah yes every gimmick ever is from /brit/

Photos all over the net of supposedly "packed" hospitals, literally empty.

Your dad's friend is the goatman?

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go on Deano son

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youtu.be/nJ-zl0_f41E

never heard that song before but i like it

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What was the bad news

looks a bit downsy desu

Yikes, wonder if any of my friends will be cruel enough to tag me in that, knowing full well that I've not quite passed that stage yet

Oh uh I never kept any backups of it haha

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youtube.com/watch?v=9jrO58mg-Qg

cope

Dad just called me a 'seething little redditoid' wtf