Fact: if you're not from Italy, France or Switzerland your opinion on cheese is irrelevant

It's not even cheese

quality > quantity

Best cheese is Dutch and English.

Italians literally think cheddar is yellow american slices because they actually know nothing about cheese

I like cheddar especially the Irish variant. My favourite English cheese is stilton.

Yeah yeah, don't forget who's cheese is paying your debts.

American cheese is leftover cheeses melted and mixed together with preservatives.

>italian cheese
like..uh...uhm..ok

Hey now, Mozzarella tastes like.. ehh.. oh wait it has no taste at all.

Do you know Beemster?