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/brit/ sucks

hold on lads

swetrannygarden just got its hourly post lets head over and check it out

haha wahey

I don’t mind these Swedish bros.

and fucks

HER name is MONICA

SHE is a WOMAN

SHE is INNOCENT

AND YOU WILL FUCKING RESPECT HER

Wizard posted this thread.

Swedes don’t even have proper bacon. They have that streaky shite the yanks have.

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that last thread was the fastest on Yas Forums

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FAT SPLIFF: smoked
movie for tonight: ready

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/brit/ is basically a combination of those faggots who act like they shag from /sp/ and a bunch of sadcunts from Yas Forums
regardless it's still the best general on the board. imho anyway, other than the massive autists like clogwog and emmayank

/brit/ runs Yas Forums and Yas Forums

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corr
handsome lad

What do you call this aesthetic

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toast to that

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>/brit/ is basically a combination of those faggots who act like they shag from /sp/ and a bunch of sadcunts from Yas Forums

rather astute observation from a yankpost, impressive

I know emmayank will be subject to federal investigation, it's just a matter of time he's completely unhinged

ugly as fuck but can't keep the brown girls away from.me

Would you fruck this cosplayer yes or no?

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Yas Forums dead as fuck these days eh

We should split brit up its too fast
How about /norf/, /souf/, /alba/ and /cym/

Off to maxi burger. Anyone want owt

because we run this shit

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gonna wack the dizzle out
sick of not having any booze

used to have a femdom mummy gf.
she used to like rollplay. she once sort of pushed on the bed, slapped me and asked me whether i had finished her maths homework.

>used to have a femdom mummy gf.

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thank you based swedes

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>karen

BASED

youtube.com/watch?v=60mLvBWOMb4

sverigetradegerte or whatever the fuck you call them were deliberately baited into it

the Yas Forums is dead. long live the Yas Forums sadly

disgusting

I wish Yas Forums had a longer cool down
It's just far too fast to take anything in
Yas Forums will probably overtake Yas Forums in posts within a few years

96wne

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was on the whiskey most of yesterday
hungover to shite
genuinely feel like i've been clobbered over the head

svenska

hello can anyone here help me with this?? how do i make my arse hurt less after this lads

big tits tied up

roflmao

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it's regularly the fastest though, or second usually to durmpf general on Yas Forums or animal crossing /vg/

Holy fucking kek. Literally going to get sectioned because I’m howling so loud

can honestly say that I hate all non-whites

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Ever been to the beach there spergy?

what does this have to do with british culture? nothing you say? be off then.

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a traditional swedish wedding

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Yas Forums is getting way too fast as well
Won't be too long until post

>/brit/

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COOORRRRR lads. Now I HAVE to get Disney+! Who's with me?!?!

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ah yes, reading petersweden and pamela geller headlines, truly the thinking man's way of learning about the world

>trump general

is this a thing

feeet ahhhhhhhhhhhhh yessssss
*starts drooling*

I remember when the mad lad Janman back in 2018 took a huge smelly dump on /brit/, do you?

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post slags or dont post at all

simple as

if you were going for a (You) (You) that timing was horrendous

Would you fuck this swedish cosplay girl? yes or no

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Average swedish family honestly

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why the expression 'an english rose'? roses smell like shit

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Do Swedish people like Wales?

Shave your neckbeard

this but with /brit/ posts

indeed

>indeed

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looks like a bunch of incels or incäälleern as you say

nice big long from our ed

youtube.com/watch?v=Z85xwo5fU1s

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hope that's a boy

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I remember when I told some Swedish runts that England will knock them out of the World Cup. They were seething.

only 3 more threads of images like these hitting the image limit and we've gotten to 10% of the rotterham case

imagine actually clacking this post out and pressing submit
imagine the creature that thought that this was a good idea
fucking weirdo freak

kymrú

You're a nigger.

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just a sniff

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based

Based

I am a proud Nubian KING and I am comfortable with my superior taste

It is a Swedish male I just wanted you to say yes which would prove that /birt/ is gay

is that a policeman on a scooter

worthless slut

I CLAIM THIS THREAD IN THE NAME OF ODIN

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>swedish
You wish.

Read the truth here
web.archive.org/web/20170829045226/https://www.svt.se/nyheter/lokalt/ost/aldersbestamde-flyktingar-pa-eget-bevag

Fake Mikey

...

keep digging your grave you awkward sperg

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did a 6 mile walk
now lying in bed with a beer listening to ASMR

Right lads
Starting to clear my gaming backlog with Assassin's Creed Rogue

fy fan för trälberg

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Miss the days when yanks were the worst posters. They don’t seem so bad now, looking back

This is Gustav Kasselstrand, leader of the nationalist party "Alternative for Sweden" that wants to deport immigrants.

During the election 2018 he had trouble finding a a place to hold his election party for his party, until he finally found a restaurant what was willing to accept them. This was the persian restaurant "Shahrzad".

However, the day before the election the persian restaurant cancelled, so AFS was left without an election rally party.
This made Gustav furious, and he ordered his followers to raid the restaurant with bad reviews.

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my god it's like a hugbox within a hugbox

screaming

den här tråden suger kuk

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>Starting to clear my gaming backlog with Assassin's Creed Rogue

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Imagine the smell

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Who the fuck saves screenshots of news articles like that
Sad act

incel virgin state of that hairline

Cock? Big fan

Honestly, only in this fucked up world could I be snowed under with work during a global pandemic. Whilst other people are getting paid £2500 a month of my tax money to play vidya.

Time is a flat circle.

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kandyland is cuter than this rancid trollop

neighbours are fucking dancing yet again

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>This is Gustav Kasselstrand, leader of the nationalist party "Alternative for Sweden" that wants to deport immigrants.

>During the election 2018 he had trouble finding a a place to hold his election party for his party, until he finally found a restaurant what was willing to accept them. This was the persian restaurant "Shahrzad".

>However, the day before the election the persian restaurant cancelled, so AFS was left without an election rally party.
>This made Gustav furious, and he ordered his followers to raid the restaurant with bad reviews.

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i used to be really really good at rollerblading when i was younger. now look at me what the hell happened

>kandyland is cuter than this rancid trollop

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I am as well lad you're not alone

Do you think these cosplay birds are fit? Would you shag any of our fit cosplay birds?

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do you live in 3rd class on the Titanic or something?

>when you run out of shaving cream halfway through shaving

sniff

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literally all of them

Isnt it common for the other party to take over after an 8 year presidency?

>gaming backlog

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are they cosplaying women?

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>$1100 for a new phone

wut

nice

the three horsemen of sweden

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I just hate swedes.

think there's fucking spider eggs in my room
how the fuck do i handle this?

absolute unit in the middle

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Pretty sure she deserved her new phone for that. Why didn't the simps donate?

me in the middle

All except the girl on the far left are males

Fy fan vad jag hatar svenska tjejer. Degenererade jävla horor som bara ljuger och bedrar. Det enda dom bryr sig om är sig själva och sin jävla "lycka" vilket innebär en lina från en pundares kuk eller varför inte en resa in till ghettot. Jag gillar faktiskt terroristerna för dom dödar iallafall bort skräpet, nbögarna, från samhället. Hell fucking Seger.

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That accent is all over the place, interesting

Torch it

lel, funniest one I've seen in a while

how long it take to grow an afro like this
i want one but im white

Tegnell, also known as "vår befriare"

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>/SvT/ invading /brit/ colourised

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do straight swedish males do this??

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Hope it gets better for you soon user.

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Resonating with this song rn

In what way

saviour of sweden

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Just a reminder, gothenburg is the superior city.

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Jimmy Carr, Omid Jelliliblad, Richard Adouyada.

Honestly wouldn't mind having an 18yo Filipina wife in 30 years time

yes

give us a (You) lads x

All you good little bunnies still playing coronahoax and staying in your hutches?

Sounds a bit Cork and a bit west of Ireland and also a bit English, where did you grow up?

Sometimes, but it's unusual to see a party almost entirely collapse at both federal and state levels like the Dems did during the Obama years.

You Clap For Me Now

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why's she orange? was he right?

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>All you good little bunnies still playing coronahoax and staying in your hutches?

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kåningen är inte som andra. Framförallt är han baserad.

Han har inte stockholmarens cuckhet, inte heller västgötens fula tryne eller gutens stöd för centerpartiet. Har har icke norrlänningens hbtq-rättigheter eller jämtens dumma dialekt.

Nej, skåningen är i sanning en prydnad för nationalismens framgång. Likt ett majestätiskt monument står han stolt. Hans hår är blont, eller är guldbrunt? Det är svårt att se. Hans ögon är grönare än Skäralid. Detta är tack vare hans helkskånska bakrund. Svenskt blod flyter i hans ådror, liksom det danska blodet från andra sidan av Öresund.


Ändå- allra mest baserad är han inuti.

Där klappar ett ädelt hjärta som brinner för nationalism. Skånsk nationalism.

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>The Victims of Communism Memorial Foundation (VOC) is officially recognizing global coronavirus deaths as the fault of the Chinese government and adding them to its tally of historical victims of communism, the organization announced Friday.
screaming. yanks are something else.

cringy larping

screaming at this post

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>Hello? Yes lad, I'd like to order one bollock busting

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I’m a traveller. I grew up everywhere

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actually based

gay

youll work for me one day

baserad
killen fick säkert tusentals i skadestånd vilket sugs direkt från statskassan

/brit/ more like /shit/

brit to the left

sverigetråden on the right

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Here's the last two people remaining with the heart to save Sweden.

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Detta är vad Sverige handlade om förr i tiden

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Stalin personally noscoped 100 billion

I constantly fantasize about being a multi-billionaire entrepreneur that fucks insane amounts of beautiful women and then brags about it in interviews.

I imagine that I use my insane wealth to commission auteurs to create zeitgeist defining art and film projects and fund huge research projects into esoteric areas such as psychedelics and conspiracy theories. I also envision myself as the far-right equivalent of George Soros and flagrantly antagonise SJWs everywhere with my hardline, outspoken diatribes.

I sail around the mediterranean on a super yacht, surrounded by dozens of stunning Instathots and huge breasted Scoreland models. I literally give millions of dollars to random people and seek to antagonise those who are jealous of my wealth and politics by handing over huge sums to already wealthy sociopaths. I do this to make a statement about how little I actually care about money. I spend 10s of millions on Picasso's, Dali's, Warhol's, Basquiat's and then publicly burn them or destroy them in some other novel manner.

I am the all-time most viewed guest on the Joe Rogan Podcast and we sat for 4 hours discussing my life less ordinary. I'm Joe's perfect guest - a filthy rich, kickboxing expert, anthropologically obsessed psychonaut. I inform Joe that recently, through the 'friend of a friend' I took a 2 hour intravenous DMT trip and discovered the meaning of life.

I bought Yas Forums from Hiro, immediately trolled the whole userbase by removing every board and the homepage contained nothing more than piccolodick.gif. I then re-opened the site, removed Captcha and began forcing memes like crazy from my 100 million dollar mansion.

The reality? I'm the biggest loser you could ever meet in all your days. No job, no girlfriend, no independence. Absolutely nothing to live for whatsoever. Just Yas Forums and my porn addiction.

I'm slim and sexy

>youll work for me one day

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My first job I ever had was working in an arcade during the summer holidays when I was 15, fixing the machines and general stuff like that. I didn't get my growth spurt until quite late so I still had little dainty hands and was only around 5'3 or so, so I was a dab hand at unjamming clogged ticket reels and getting into the electronics without having to take the whole thing apart, and at the end of the day i'd get paid cash in hand. One job that has stuck in my mind was when the punching strength machine wasn't giving out tokens anymore and none of the lights came on, I had to climb up where the ball comes down from and was fiddling around with the electrics board. I heard the typical jeering and laughs of a crowd of drunk lads so I was about to come down out of the machine, then started to panic when I realised I was stuck and couldn't get out the same way I came in. I heard the lads putting money into the machine, not realising I was up there, and at the same time my bollocks fell out the leg of my shorts and dangled through the gap, I heard them shout "right deano you go first" and I was yelling "wait!!" but they couldn't hear me over the obnoxiously loud music playing in the arcade, There must have been about six lads all taking running haymakers on my bollocks while I was screaming in pain, trying to pull my bollocks out of the machine. In fact they swole so large I couldn't get them back through the gap and finally through some smart thinking I was able to get my mobile out of my pocket and phone my manager to come down and stop these lads giving my bollocks a bashing, then he had to get the fire service to cut me out of the machine.
Sterile to this day but the boss gave me an extra 200 quid at the end of the summer

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