I'm feeling suicidal

Let the boomers hit the floor

"""""""experts"""""""

Coronavirus authoritarianism and expanded police authority may need to continue indefinitely, say experts.

Wallah brother

same, for the first time it feels great to work for the state here. my friends laughed at me when i decided to work as a civil servant in the justice, but now i laugh at them, some even lost their jobs or only getting 60% of their loans. me meanwhile, i getting fully paid and i only have to work every 2 weeks for at least 2 days, thx to our emergency plan here.

>trusting British """"""news""""""

based
fuck normies

by 2022 theres gonna b a vaccine already

This. I wish I could work from home 100% of the time.

I slept, in my own bed, during lunch. It was great.

>sauce

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lmfao

this.
also:
>I'm feeling suicidal.
good

a cursory examination of the source for this int shit thread points to a paper from the Harvard school for public health

Fucking kek.

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imagine crashing the world economy with no survivors just so the granny can live a couple more years

crazy indonesian retard

It's going to be a thing until we get a vaccine
Best case scenario we get one ready for public consumption in a year

All of these measures is a small price to pay to keep Rupert Murdoch alive, says Rupert Murdoch

*are a small price to pay

I literally was this close to getting my first girlfriend

this
fuck your grandmas and grandpas

I’m assuming this guys a murderer?

there are lots of good fish in the sea, or so the mikado sang

American COVID-19 death count hits all-time high, also is filled with fat and dumb 'people', says disgruntled Australian poster.

Distancing != lockdown

>The paper, published in the journal Science, concludes that a one-time lockdown will not be sufficient to bring the pandemic under control and that secondary peaks could be larger than the current one without continued restrictions.

noo i need to get a gf i cant stay at home

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American graciously aids his friends in their English proficiency free of charge, receives abuse.

I mean... you're not wrong

>I mean
fuck off

Yikes :^)

I knew I was gonna die like a virgin but not like this

There isn't anything anyone should say to posts like this except "wrong".
We have three methods to stop things like this that can be done. One requires too much upkeep for every individual so it is off the table.
The second is a vaccine that we are AT BEST looking at September, at worst looking at middle 2021.
The final way is usually referred to as inoculated (even though some refer to vaccines as inoculation). The last method is most likely. You get hit with one of the major strains and then lab-produced 'boosters' will require 3-6 month regular injections to keep your immune system creating antibodies. This requires being infected OR taking a small trial dose of the booster and maybe dying from it. The difference here from an actual vaccine is it requires you to have the virus and keep yourself infected with it until an actual vaccine is made.

>a vaccine that we are AT BEST looking at September, at worst looking at middle 2021
At worst we are looking at NEVER. A SARS vaccine was never found, and it has been ten years.

yes it was, why do you think there hasn't been any cases of it since?