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beg

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wait 4 it 2 get wankered

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no idea what this new forced meme is about

JANNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

real new
NEW

Just old runts trying to wind you up lad. Do you think they’d have the dedication to build a shed never mind lift a few weights. Runts

hate london
hate the ethnics who are born and raised in londoners
hate the middle class yuppies who flock to london to slave away for toilberg
hate every single fucking thing about the place
simple as

Wow lads incest can land you a life sentence in Australia, that’s crazy. Is it like that everywhere? I didn’t know incest was so staunchly legislated against.

piss off gay

Post your shed paddy cunt

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for me, it's granny smith

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The old working class Londoners would have been alright to be fair. Shame they don’t exist anymore

shut the h*ck up

Jan is a Dutch name
Just saying

Shed loogut my shyed it beeg shud

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I think incest is legal here in Kentucky.

FREE SCOTLAND, ISLE OF MANN, NORTH IRELAND, WALES AND CORNWALL

ok you got me haha x

what's next when racism has been solved lads

Yeah nothing wrong with a genuine cockney desu, but they're gone now

Of course it is

"you're welcome"

it's mandatory in bradford

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Based intentions to be fair but if they wanted to be independent they would have been by now

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AI robot waifus

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FREE BOBBY SCHMURDA

Free Quebec

There is nothing more satisfying than a big cock depositing large amounts of semen in your arse

Yeah, proper English people. Don’t exist anymore though unfortunately. It’s all posh cunts and foreigners

actually apparently in australia it varies by state

lads have you had those new nandos flavor walkers crisps?

free the first peoples niBBa

The other user said in most Aussie states it lands you 25 to life. Ireland taking a tough stance on it there, didn’t know that.

the gf as it were

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need to go shop to get some drink but i cbf to spend money or deal with all the hassle

cunting flies have reappeared for summer

>italy

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Type A here

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Very yanky

I work with a cockney who moved up north. Pretty good lad.

it's only life imprisonment in queensland

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try to get nonceing legalised like they did before

>illegal only if provokes public scandal

How the fuck is that a law lmao

I'm assuming that's not for incest per se it's for international acknowledgement of close-kin marriages

Makes sense for a larger country though Mike, they aren’t as centralised as European states due to their sheer size, that’s why they have a federalist system with different state legislatures.

Nice to see he still has the motivation to style his hair

They would be yeah.

what's wrong with him?

when does it become incest? are cousins fair game?

Lmao @ Italy's law

When I feel a man spurting cum into my small intestine and he pulls out and it leaks over the floor i feel a great sense of pride like ireland pulling out of britain in the 1914 easter rising

just common law things

>Type A here

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Italian politicians are very depraved

starting a space program for disadvantaged niggers

The Queen is married to her cousin so yeah. Cousins are fine. Sisters aren't.

Oui je n'ai pas de problème. Même l'Ontario français devrait être annexé

Large country. Not really. Land mass wise yeah but not population. What are they. Half the population of England.

don't quite get why incest is illegal
I mean, so long as they don't have a child it's fine right?

>squeezes your poo bag

Does Italy have common law?

When it isnt the royal family

*invests*

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My target at the start of this year was to read 30 books and watch 300 films
I think I will have to rejig this. I now want to play more games and films are taking too much time. So I'm thinking 35 books, 20 games and 200 films.

filthy sister fucker

He’s half the man he used to be.

Yeah but that’s because of the diversity of the country due to the climate and geography, rural states with lower population and arid climates could hardly be legislated for the same as a densely populated urban metropolis like Sydney or Melbourne.

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For society. Same as polygamy

Do you really thing for one fucking second that i am going to open another tab to copy all that fucking gobbledygook into translate to read what you have to say. Act your age

gonna be honest lads i dont rate 90% of drill artists and their corny tracks but anyone that says this song doesnt hit different is a certified neek. especially since he got locked off for 23 years it basically confirms everything hes saying in his bars

CB was a newham savage, free that man

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just solved world hungers lads

any twice posters?
any twice?

We're a federation of colonies mate, learn your history

hmm, guess not

Eat sweetcorn and then eat it again

My target is 12 books this year (slow reader me), lockdowns meant I've done 10/12 now.

You are right to be fair. They’re not as similar as England or Ireland would be, so harder to give them all the one laws. Is that what you’re saying

mikey larps as irish he doesnt know anything

where the kanzi apples

Nightshift toil and i cant sleep

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I don't have any siblings
>polygamy
what's wrong with that though?
why can't a man have two wives? if everyone consents to such a relationship, it should be fine, right?

Gold Delicious me

fuck ausy states their shit anyway but central gov is possibly shitter?

You were all single colonies that united? Is that what you mean.

grim

We're not africans, one woman for every man

solving sexism

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just sleep on the job

fush n chups?

>fuck ausy states their shit anyway but central gov is possibly shitter?

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Mad how you can chat to fellas that are from what used to be colonies at one point in time on the internet. Absolutely mental

Good lad
I've done 19
I have too many interests that's my problem
I don't have enough time to do everything I like sadly

Yes, the entire country of Australia couldn’t be legislated for uniformly on account of their geographical size and variation in population density, like 90% of straya lives in really small, dense urban and suburban metropolis’, but then there’s that rural 10% that live in sparsely populated states which take up a huge chunk of Australia’s landmass. So you can see the dilemma there.

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Fucking hell lads
Been designated a key worker so I have to keep going into the office for toil

Taxes and other legal things

used to work nights but quit with immediate effect after i nearly died in a head on collision with a van while driving home. realised it's just not worth the shit pay i was earning

True beta philosophy sexual communism

oh yeh 'free the man' who was waving a loaded shotgun at police officers, sounds like a reasonable suggestion yeh

Mmmmmmmmmmm

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Yeah, obviously the 10% that take up large chunks of landmass take up quite a few votes I presume. No idea in the slightest how the government get elected in Australia. Makes sense though. Basically two different groups of people

Don't understand how people use Yas Forums
It's so fast you can't discuss anything

Anybody meditate?

I've been trying to do entry level meditation with breathing exercises but everytime I start to get that weird disconnected build up feel I become aware and then i reset.

Any advice? I've been using my Garmin 4-4-4-4 breathing method.

My tax policy: a car in every garage and a poo in every bum.

Quite literally have never made a post there

NEED to impregnate poleys paki bum

Mental how long the Amer saga has gone on for

what's Lisicki doing during the lock down?

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dickhead rimzee got released after 6 years and he literally shot at undercover feds

he's been trying to get some gimmicks going

Might boil some eggs

vee is not for serious discussion. Gamespot forums are for actual conversations vee is for baitposting and 13 year olds

was he posting before he was a girl

breathing exercises give me anxiety. always skip them when i do yoga. prefer the stretches

dont care

corrr

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Sage.

I don't want to feel the wrath of the eternal anglo

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Yeah mate, ask someone about the ribena saga and the Polish girl next

Keep matching with btec versions of the oneitis

paki bloke in a dress

I can't realyl relax because I'm so focused on making sure i'm doing it right.

I've no idea how you get past this though.

Common law and an unwritted constitution are the objectively superior forms of governance

hairdressers and that?

Toilet Bog Fart presiding over the toilet paper crisis looooooooooooooooool

is he still pushing the >I'm so depressed from drugs bro gimmick?

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i remember the polish girl and camera in the toilet thing but i was after the ribena saga

what was it

zo3y is in the thread

Newfag

I installed Tinder and an 18 year old thot asked for my Snapchat so I installed that too. Now what do I do? How do I behave like a normal person?
t. 25 y/o virgin

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