I am mexican AMA

Also, /mex/ general, if you feel like.

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how easy would it be for me to get a mexican wife

what's the best cartel to work for?

I'm looking for Javier Escuella, Amigo.

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El Cartel de Morena, controlada por Lopez Obrador, alias El Cacas y el mejor aliado de CJNG y Sinaloa.

Have you liked Fresh Animu Memes from Mexican Otaco on facebook?

Pinche chamaco cagon , no sabes ni de lo que hablas.

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why don't you migrate to US right now, GO GO GO

>El Cacas
lmao

Do you like your country? What's your favorite country of Latin America (other than Mexico)?

the US is a shithole, why would I migrate there?

If you're moroccan not easy.
OP here, can confirm what said.
Yes gringo, welcome.
No. I don't have anime and I don't like boomerbook.
Anda a jugar con el Nintendo del novio de tu esposa.
I have higher education. No need for it.
Panamá. I've met good honest fellows from there.

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None, cartels are like any other company, the bottom workers make shit money, walmart is huge and has a lot of money yet you wouldnt want to be a cashier, working for a cartel is preetty much the same except that you would be dead in a few months

Hola Mexican fren
How easy get coke or weed or any drug in Average Mexican city?
Coke/weed price per gram?
How you paid for hooker?
Whats your fav traditional Mexican meal?

Here. Keep it safe.

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your own

why are you so desperate to make this general happen? if you want to talk with other mexicans so badly in spanish then go to hispachan

hispachan is slow

>go to hispachan
Back 2 sparky, Big Z.
>How easy get coke or weed or any drug in Average Mexican city?
As anything here, gets easier if you know the right people.
>Coke/weed price per gram?
Weed ranges from 20 to 200 pesos. Coke is measured by "grapa", one may cost you 200 pesos.
>How you paid for hooker?
Idk, I don't pay for sex.
>Whats your fav traditional Mexican meal?
Carne asada.

Not op, i dont do cocaine but do smoke weed, theres a wide varying price rabge depending on quality you can get a quarter ounce baggy of shit brick weed with your local cholos for like 50 pesos (around 2.08 dollars), if you want name strain weed it goes from 1000 to 2000 pesos (40 to 80 dollars) the ounce depending on the quality and you can have it delivered to your house or some other place if you dont want your dealer to have your adress, thats usually the weed i buy, im not a big smoker so i gwt togheter with 1 or 2 friends, buy an ounce and then split it, it lasts me quite sometime, recently theres been an influx of california weed and weed products hitting the streets, i know a dude that has a cousin in los angeles they smuggle thc vape pen cartridges to guadalajara, they dont dare moving actual buds but you can get them and its fucking expensive

what do you think of chicanos

What do Mexicans think of the Second Mexican Empire and Maximilian?

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eww

hmmm maybe sinaloa, in sinaloa itself? probably the least dangerous
It is less about which and more about where and what job. some of them are basically security for drug operations, others are basically cannon fodder in horrible warzones

real life mexicans don't care

Some love him some dont, theres no particular hatred towards him i believd, i dont think he was bad and many of his policies where simmilar to those of Benito Juarez, but having a european emperator in mexico or anyone in the americas setted a bad precedent so yeah the nigga had to go, all things considered it was the best possible outcome, had the US not been in their civil war they would probablly pulled a monroe doctrine on our ass and there wouldnt even be a mexico today

He was the right person in the wrong time and the wrong place. His policies actually aided the commoners much more than any other Mexican stateman.
A lot of the bad rep he gets in modern school is nothing but propaganda by the public education board. If he would have remained Emperor we would've been a truly sovereign nation.
Mi emperador :)
>real life mexicans don't care
t. not-mexican

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>t. not-mexican
t. non autistic person lmaooo
go outside
or ask your senpai, im sure you live with them

Do you like boxing?

>senpai
haven't seen this filter before wtf
parents - test

mom mother

the fuck
father dad parent family

Why are Chicanos so fucking stupid? Just kill yourself

rent free

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>Why are Chicanos so fucking stupid? Just kill yourself

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