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>Can't fathom the mind of a woman desu. I spend my day contemplating the existence of God, the correct way in which one should comport oneself throughout the life course, the correct way in which society should be structured for the maximal benefit of all, etc. In contrast, I'm yet to meet a woman who wasn't a vapid trollop whose only motivation in life was to get likes on social media for looking pretty.

>Really does boggle the mind, and leads one naturally to the conclusion that women must be a deficient species in some way

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Looking forward to getting gangbanged in the shed

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Lets see the shed

poo

not the caravan?

How wide do you think a shed needs to be to fit a bench and a barbell in? There’s nothing wrong with you fucking cunt, take it from somebody who actually has building experience. You cunts sit about wanking off and shitposting all day while I’m strong, resourceful and industrious. Fuck you all.

im in paris mikey mate. you wouldn't survive a day here

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love a bit of cock i do

Have not ate pistachios in over a month
Shall treat myself on the morrow to a large bag of them

How hard is it to build a shed? It’s not easy. Measuring wood, cutting wood, drilling it together. A pain in the head.

laaaaaaaaaaaads

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BBC is fucking at it AGAIN!

The wife

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took him 6 months to build it

NOOOOO STOP BEING INCLUSIVE! AAAAAHHH

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Just read a very good post

is he wrong though?

Mate, I wouldn’t step foot in that dump. Manchester is 1000 times better than any dump in France, except Lourdes of course

Thrilled to get filled

it's literally piss easy. built my parents' house with me dad. now that's something to be proud off

*wanks in russian*

didn’t even flinch
based

When I was at school, we had a woman come in to teach us about lesbian culture. It was the most bizarre thing I have ever experienced in my life. This was back in 2009 as well mind you.

post shed

need my arsehole pumping anyone mind coming round later?

Oh yeah. And how did you do that lad m. What’s it made of. Don’t tell me it’s wood

Didn't really get a response to this which wasn't about Hitchens
Education has been on my mind for a while (prob cos I'm insecure about being a thicko haha)

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corrrr mimi is pretty fit

NEED this lockdown to continue until June

FUCK TOIL

Just buy yourself one of these mikey, no measuring, cutting or drilling needed

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any persona 5 man in

What is lesbian culture apart from being sexually attracted to women?

arsehole hungry for a cock, gagging for a shagging

Ah yes, everyone on /brit/ is now an expert on sheds

mate you've never left your scrapyard what are you on about

shit post

I fell for the meme, it's not a video game it is a fucking graphic novel.

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Are there normally this many people outside? I wouldn't know but this was on the news

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first week of may they're saying
should hopefully have permanently widened my arsehole to 3 inches in diameter by then

baby's first jrpg

shit waifus

is it worth getting Royal if I've played the original? Reckon I'll need a big long game to play soon.

I wouldn't take much from an Ofsted rating. I'm a teacher and my headteacher got outstanding Ofsted grades at her old school by deliberately avoiding them looking too deep into how things run. She literally told me that if your displays look nice, the children seem fine and the books are marked most inspectors don't look any deeper to see what is actually happening.

That’s what I’d do to be fair. Haven’t got the patience to be messing with a shed

Why is mikey so bent lads?

Was this taken recently?

Domestic abuse
Making those internet videos where they lick each other's bumholes and wee on each other is pretty high culture though

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was a lovely picture until I noticed the few wogs. Days ruined now

made of concrete

Normally a lot more than that. Not sure when it became alright for the news to publish people's pictures without consent for the crime of living their fucking lives.

It was all about the LGBT culture and pride parades and stuff, but taken from a focus on lesbians. It was really odd. Dunno how my secondary school justified wasting money on it desu.

Keep quiet you little runt

Can't stop drinking

they have femmes and butches and i think "adrian" is now a synonym for some character archeype

from what i've seen there is a ton of new stuff
it's full priced though

>toil on 14 'morrows

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That's London and in London everyone wants to die.

What you mean made of concrete. Bricks?

poo

amazon saying my Doc Johnson American Bombshell will delayed by 3 week cos it's not an 'essential item'

it's essential for my arsehole you fucking cunts

Was drunk Saturday through to Tuesday
Not sure why just like being drunk

willy bum bum

Same but Saturday though to today

doing a poo

saw a lad post his deformed testicle the other day so i thought id post my deformed hand. thoughts?

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is your dad corbusier ?

Really enjoying the fake mikey posts cause I am imaging a traveler bloke going on about being bummed, lmao.

do you not know how modern houses are made? fuck me you really live in a caravan don't you

reckon we should also stop funding the WHO

Senor Giganto-Bollock wasn't deformed, he is the next stage in our evolution

excellent grip

Trying not to smile at these mikey posts and failing every time

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Saw you in the Yas Forums Tiger King thread