/brit/

Nonce.

by my calculations janny should be up by now

Why don’t men retake control of society by physically harming women

Quarantine Tarantino

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Any /beingpaidtoworkfromhomebutactuallywankingandplayingwarzone/ man in?

Reckon the kung flu was deliberately released into the population by our overlords to normalise state power over citizens and phone surveillance tracking

this is my girlfriend

m.youtube.com/watch?v=9lcxzZcAFTE&feature=youtu.be

Quentin Quarantino is easier on the tongue

Anyone play magic the gathering?

gonna need that pronto

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ruddy well hope not otherwise we're going to have issues pertaining to a particular pakistani individual

deaths will probably be over 1000 today

want the quarantine to end just so everyone will fuck up about the quarantine

Where is 190? I miss him

On this day in British History

>1450 – Battle of Formigny: Toward the end of the Hundred Years' War, the French attack and nearly annihilate English forces, ending English domination in Northern France.
>1642 – Irish Confederate Wars: A Confederate Irish militia is routed in the Battle of Kilrush when it attempts to halt the progress of a Royalist Army.
>1755 – Samuel Johnson's ‘A Dictionary of the English Language is published’ in London.
>1783 – Preliminary articles of peace ending the are ratified.
>1912 – The British passenger liner RMS Titanic sinks in the North Atlantic at 2:20 a.m., two hours and forty minutes after hitting an iceberg. Only 710 of 2,227 passengers and crew on board survive.
>1936 – First day of the Arab revolt in Mandatory Palestine.
>1941 – In the Belfast Blitz, two-hundred bombers of the German Luftwaffe attack Belfast, killing around one thousand people.
>1942 – The George Cross is awarded "to the island fortress of Malta" by King George VI.
>1989 – Hillsborough disaster: A human crush occurs at Hillsborough Stadium, home of Sheffield Wednesday, in the FA Cup Semi-final, resulting in the deaths of 96 Liverpool fans.

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Is this actually you?

Have you ever tried shaving it?

I feel your pain brother

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New dune flim looks shit

OHOHOH AHAHAHA EHEEHEEHEE OHHHH NOOOOO AHAHAHAHA OHHHH FUCKING CHRISTTTTT AHAHAHAHAHA

Over 2000 today for us

Right here. Got my first dub last night

based nhs

zoomer batard

hey joni put it all behind you

no im not a virgin freak

peng brown yank girlfriend

Feel like pure shit just want him back

that's the shortest my hairs been in years I'm trying to work up the courage to just shave it alll

just glue it on bro

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alri jet li

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bored

bâtard de zoomer*

why were Nottingham Forest playing Liverpool at Sheffield Wednesday's ground

Need a jewess gf

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Post your age and number boys
>22
>III

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>dr_dre_signs_eminem.webm

well at least they’re sticking close to the source material then WAHEY

Cute

>i'm older than all the musicians i like now

fuck sake

your future partner's count should be at least 7 and she should've travelled around the world at least once. prime relationship material when she's ready to settle down.

sorry lads but it's the truth

ahhahahahhahaahaha fuckkkkkking hell that's so fucked in

It was a trap to genocide scousers

me but not even from home

if there was a business with a solid patent on a 99% success rate baldness cure and nothing else it would literally be a trillion dollar company outright

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this is too based

25 I

>23
>II

fuck your numerals btw

she's dying to get fucked by a racist bodybuilder

>here’s your Greek gf bro

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25
V/VI

Cup innit

28 and scroll up for my hairline or lack thereof

holy stromboli

30
I

Why was there no thread and no posting this morning????????

?

>28 with no discernable talent or skill
old man asked why i'm such a loser, and told him this and then her got upset, like I was lying to him haha. nah mate I just choose to work shit jobs for the craic.

24
2, but looks worse because I have a huge forehead anyway
My granddad had the same hairline at my age and he kept his hair so I think I'm safe

26 and have enough hair to go around

Remember lads, virgins shave it and custodians ascend

>24
>2 maybe 3
tbf it’s pretty easy to hide

dont be so sure
my grandad's hair moggs me and he's 60 years my senior

>tbf it’s pretty easy to hide
uh oh lads we gotta a cope artist

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whyd no nottingham fans die?

maternal or paternal grandad?

Looked for a thread and there wasnt one on front page and the only one on catalogue was like page 9 with only about 5 posts in it, stressed me out

higher iq than scousers

19
im balder than VA

/brit/ should have a gay orgy

Old man look at my life
I'm a lot like you were

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just get rid of it mate

nocturnal

testing. punch you in the head

in retrospect both but i was thinking of my maternal grandfather when i made that post as his is better
my dad was a II but im well into V and 10 years younger than him

WHEN I WAS YOUNG

This website makes me feel so bad about myself

whats his skill or talent

That because you've shaved it or its male pattern?
I'm III but starting to thin all over

The man is Rees-Mogg, but who's the woman? Someone tell me the backstory of this

right well what are you doing to change that

probably the retarded scouse samberg poster who makes the threads as /brit / with a space so if you search for /brit/ you cant see it because he wants to force us off the catalog
or you have the flag who created the thread filtered

calm down lad

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18
II
My hair is thin af
Dads hair is pretty good, granddad on my mum’s side is bald idk how I’ll turn out

His nanny, raised him and is now raising his kids

post yfw you realize euros will never experience Mutt Butt and neither will you

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whats mutt butt

me? not worried about my hair

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why would you search for the whole title when just typing in /br finds it.

You forgot
>1990 - the most beautiful woman in the world, Emma Watson, is born

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Ah yes, the jewfro

Pipe down rorke

the anal organs of mutts like pic related

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>tfw hair thick as fuck
>they always comment on it when it's getting cut
based

Is ozark any good lads?

>not even 130k deaths worldwide in 4 months
>this is worth putting millions out of work and long term economic damage

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