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Liam Powell
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Brayden Morris
maybe
maybe not
Kevin Diaz
Brody Baker
Aussie government is rolling out an app that uses GPS tracking and open bluetooth connections to log all interactions people have and if you are near anyone who gets diagnosed for over 15minutes you'll be told to isolate
They aren't making it mandatory but they have promised to keep the lockdown going and maybe even making it stricter until at least 40% of people are using it
Really taking a leaf out of their Chink masters' book huh
Nathan Myers
Mental how when I improved my looks and got more attention and started working out more my views also happened to shift from centre left to centre right
Jaxon Moore
Yes, there was the real 007 (David Niven) then there was Peter Sellers who was an MI6 Agent undercover as a fake James Bond when the real 007 retired, but then he comes back, so there were two Bonds. Then there were a few other fake Bonds or Bonds-in-training. Then there was Jame’s younger nephew Jimmy Bond (Woody Allen)
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Jeremiah Barnes
Based
Samuel Martinez
What's the situation across Aus atm? Are you all still locked down?
Josiah Sanders
You sure are a miserable little piece of shit aren't you.
Jordan Sanders
>You sure are a miserable little piece of shit aren't you.
Jose Rivera
GPS is disabled on my phone.
Also, why don't they just centralise services/cards and apps. Get everyone on one social platform they control. And I'm tired of making new accounts for everything. If you're gonna be totalitarian at least make it convenient.
Gavin Jones
Shit I download the app if I delete it am I still fucked
Caleb Mitchell
das untermensch...
Carter Mitchell
William Sullivan
yes
theres been like 60 deaths, nobody under 50, almost all with underlying conditions, one fuck up allowing a cruiseship to dock because some religious leaders were aboard and pulled strings but otherwise pretty scandal-less and the curve has flattened before it really even began
whatever you think about liberty etc the measures have worked, but now its getting ridiculous, theyre talking about stopping exercise and making the lockdowns tougher depsite the fact its clearly working just fine, its just political pandering to appear tough and leaderlike, and now this literal fucking malware that you just damned well know will end up in the hands of advertisers and intelligence agencies....
Luke Cooper
Yeah, it’s not going to protect for shit though.
Nathaniel Lee
They do this in China with WeChat.
Apparently it's so integrated that people who bought bread at a local shop two weeks earlier were getting notified they were in the same place as somebody confirmed with Covid-19 and to isolate.
THere was a BBC video about it and it's very grim.
Sebastian Baker
bruh look at this dude
Oliver Young
Where do you sit?
Michael Gonzalez
It should, apparently, be voluntary but I'd delete that shit now
You'll be fine if you're on iOS but Android could have hidden things occuring on it, unlikely there's an issue at this point just get rid of it
Hudson Wright
Well noticed rorke
Ethan Reyes
>theyre talking about stopping exercise and making the lockdowns tougher depsite the fact its clearly working just fine,
Bizarre, it's worked so well already what is the point? I can't see it working much for approval without pissing people off.
Aus is fucking massive anyway and I was surprised to learn how strong state and regional identity was with them shutting borders etc.
Christian Diaz
Matthew Young
> US President Donald Trump has said he is going to halt funding to the World Health Organization (WHO) because it has "failed in its basic duty"
Very satisfying to see this in the news
Jonathan Hernandez
I stand with the free democracies of Saudi Arabia and Pakistan
Sebastian Moore
Luis Scott
Doesn't matter. Nor this disgraceful fucking mess you have so kindly created on my heels.
You will yet be reminded of why you're here in the first place. Believe me.
Eli Powell
Christian Collins
couldnt give a toss about politics
Levi Taylor
Bill Gates is now the biggest donor
Nolan Young
>Which I naturally won with logic due to being ravenclaw
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