Going on dates

>going on dates
>having friends
>parties
>watching deep movies
>popcorn

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>bathing
>brushing your teeth
>wiping your ass
Fucking simps dude.

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>living your best life

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>i shower daily!

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>leaving the bedroom
>seeing people
>contacting family

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>noooooo you cant just stay in bed for 23 hours of the day

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>why yes, I've been laying on my bed for 33 years, how did you know

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>travel
>hobbies
>self-improvement
>employment
>reputation

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>legal source of income
>literacy
>own house

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>I like sex

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>doing anything besides shitposting

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Popcorn? Are we going to joke that completely random things are 'soy' now?
This makes zero sense

>Popcorn? Are we going to joke that completely random things are 'soy' now?
>This makes zero sense

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>>Popcorn? Are we going to joke that completely random things are 'soy' now?
>>This makes zero sense

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>YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SOCIAL INTERACTION

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>why yes, that is a mâché of toilet paper, potato chips, and cum cemented to the front of my sweat pants, how could you tell?

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>sex with women?
>sorry i would rather cum in my toilet

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can i have one

>can i have one

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>Having a stable job
>Being loved by your family and friends

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>why yes, i've had a noose ready in my room for close to two years now and i haven't had the guts to use it yet, how could you tell

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nice try satan

>Why yes I do get satanic quads how could you tell

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>university
>Having a job that isn't min wage
>Friends
>Moving out of mom and dads
>Not being gaslit by women

>OHMIGOD YES I LOOOOOOVE NEW YORK THEIR PIZZA IS SO GOOD
>chicago style deep dish? EW!

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>you brought me fucking raw fish on rice?
>eighty dorrarsu??
>GET THE FUCK OUT, I ORDERED 2 LARGE HAWAII PIZZAS AND COBABOLA

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smol benis :DDDDDD

>it's too cold to be naked here, bro
>plus, I'm here with you right now, why would I get hard, kek?

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Megachad's dick trascends the concept of sizes

Why can i read through all of these lines?

I love these thread