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fk if he had hair edition

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A female friend once asked me if I was okay and for some reason that triggered something in me and I had my mental breakdown
Then we became best friends except she wanted to fuck me so I stopped talking to her

I want a gf like this.

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dedicating this webm to my man, urkel

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>user-kun~, kochi kochi~
What do?

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money printer go brrr

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I'm hungry and still deep thinking about life.

Everytime I see an East Asian female I just think it's not fair
I deserve an Asian gf yet I'll never get one due to the color of my skin
this truly is not fair

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you're not fooling anyone seething white whore

imagine finding women attractive. lmao

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Is that a voodoo doll or smt

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>I'll never get one due to the color of my skin
>this truly is not fair

Sounds fair to me.

Latin Americans are white

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um no sweetie, they're black kangz stop whitewashing people

think I need to take a tolerance break

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fag

but it's not
I shouldn't be judge by the color of my skin, but by my character and how I act.
and I'm a pretty nice and caring guy, I'm sure the Asian women would love me if they could get over my skin tone

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>government agency I work for hasn't been able to get bailout money from the provincial or federal government and will likely start laying off people
any of you buds been laid off yet?

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What have you gotten done during quarantine user?

It's a miss lou doll. Got it on one of my trips to Jamaica because i thought it looked funny.

UH OH!!! the Jew police are after u cum!! what did you do??

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>but by my character and how I act

Being a Chinese worshiping pedophile is not good character.

and yet you are a virgin haha

hurl my half-full energy drink at the wall, about 3 feet away from her face. it sprays all over her and the can hits the ground spinning. she didn't blink or flinch.

what do?

you're probably such an ugly repulsive straight boy that neither women OR fags want to touch you

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true relationship kino

>you are a virgin
Yes, premarital sex is immoral.

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I want to become a foster parent but don't have enough free time to take care of a kid

hey I have that same keyboard

Based and bearpilled

hey i have that same mousepad

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Don't know why you're posting this.

I don't act like this outside of Yas Forums though.

Wrong
I am a Chad. I'm sure women would date me if I bleached my skin

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would you marry Greta?

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Don't. Foster kids have too much baggage. Everyone involved would be miserable if you don't have time to be around. Foster kids are fucked in the head and need close attention.

Did you blank that guy's face out so you could self insert? You little creepy pervert you.

>Don't know why you're posting this.

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fake and gay

man that pic really makes her face look like a box

>I'm sure women would date me if I bleached my skin
Have you ever seen an albino negro? You have better luck as a darky bro.

Why I even exist?

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Even though I prefer Latinas, I'm going to get an East Asian gf and post about it all the time to bully urkel.

just send foster children to do manual labor

idk but I wish you didn't so I don't have to read your boring posts, fag

Majority of people here are NEETs, bud.

Why would you want a kid who looks nothing like you? I understand it's a good thing to do, but I couldn't do it would make me feel like a cuck.

I could do the same for blacks and white women but it wouldn't make it any less cherry picked than your posts

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No, he censored his own face when he posted it.
Based sentiment, but you should only date a girl if you're genuinely interested in her and considering marriage.
You could, but I wouldn't care because I don't like white women, I love Japanese women.

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>Even though I prefer Latinas, I'm going to get an East Asian gf and post about it all the time to bully urkel.

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Probably not considering she's 10 and a half years younger than me and I don't have any interest in being near someone so young for more than 5 seconds

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I mean that's what I was saying, my schedule doesn't fit with a kid's
>I understand it's a good thing to do, but I couldn't do it would make me feel like a cuck.
Not everyone is sex obsessed like that, and I have to look for alternative means for acquiring a cute daughter since women don't like me

I really don't get it though
I've bad spics, whites and black girl asks me out, of course I turned them all down, but never an Asian girl
Maybe my luck will change when I go to China

>daughter
but why. Why would anyone want a daughter?

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urkel is a rape fetishist

Just find a flat faced girl that has a rich father she hates.
Be her revenge to daddy.

I am scared that this depression will lead to more crazies taking power which will lead to nukes flying which will be our end.

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man that spergzy guy is really a nazi isn't he

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does this pic make you horny?

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>I am scared

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no it's gross

Even if I were it's a well known fact that the average women has a fetish to be raped
I do like to beat women though, with their permission of course.

But I want her parents to actually like me