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I met Dolly Parton in Tennessee
Her titties were filled with Hennessy

The only scars I have are from burning myself when I worked at jack in the box

I swear I will kill an amerilard for each scar they gave me

Plymouth what?

Mental

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I tell the shop my cousin will pay off the cider. He's my credit card

yeah but total deaths are still pretty in line with other places, that and it’s not likely to get worse now
tories will be fine come next election

death to the media

understand ya mate. fast food is a hellish harder thn it should be job. everytime you get a chalupa, youre scalding a poor abuela

I'M SO FUCKING BORED

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have you ever heard trump speak for more than a few minutes??

I only ever hear short clips here and there online but BBC are live streaming his daily corona conference, the man is a genuine retard spastic

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