>Doing pushups at home to keep fit during quarantine
>Start getting sweaty, finish working out and go to the shower
>After undressing I decide to do an extra set of pushups in the bathroom because I think I didnt do enough
>Dickhead touches the cold tiled floor every time I go down, one of the worst feelings ever
Is this what having sex with white women feels like?
can't tell you for sure, i am a virgin
>Is this what having sex with white women feels like?
kek
Maybe if you're a necrophiliac
Hugging a white woman and realizing she was warm instead of cold was a huge shock for me
my first white girl was oddly tight
you must have a long dick, i cant get mine to touch the floor when doing push ups.
I started doing pushups because I have time during quarantine and my chest is better and better.
I also started using minoxidil on my beard, I will be fucking lumberjack.
I will fuck girls when it ends, guys.
12cm flaccid but it gets smaller when cold so it was probably shorter when I was doing the pushups
Maybe you arent getting low enough?
Good luck polski bro
ebin :DD
Could I actually get big from doing pushups?
How many should I be doing each day?
12cm is long.
Mine is only the head when flaccid.
Thanks Hiszpan
keep doing pushups
Well, I am very skinny so my chest started to grow doing pushups.
I do 20 pushups couple times a day.
How much does it grow?
It sounds like a horse sheath
Will do
mine is about the same size of his when flacid, it's normal m8
>12cm flaccid
Jesus Christ dude
>fat
>can't do normal push ups
>do elevated push ups
>hurts my arms after 40 push ups
>had to rest for two whole days
Fuck. I'm just fucking out of shape. Now I'll just do 30 daily. Is that enough?
grows to 16cm
What?
Since lockdown I have been so starved of my usual activity (creepshots on trains and buses) that I have started writing bus tickets on paper, and handing them to bottles of milk. then i take pictures of the bottles from far away and photograph pretending i am taking images of sexy women. i masturbate to it.
i wrote this down in the txt file in which i document about the faroe posters
12cm flaccid is monstrously large, that's even longer than mine is when erect
pls delet
>Virgin in Croatia
How?
USAF here (stationed in Japan)
You are fucked if you cannot at least do 50 pushups within a minute.
Unfuck yourself
Ok but how big is your flaccid penis?
Can you post some?
abour 4"
Never gonna make it
Blame the faroes
you don't know how to do pushups, touching the floor with your dick is the best thing about it