Doing pushups at home to keep fit during quarantine

>Doing pushups at home to keep fit during quarantine
>Start getting sweaty, finish working out and go to the shower
>After undressing I decide to do an extra set of pushups in the bathroom because I think I didnt do enough
>Dickhead touches the cold tiled floor every time I go down, one of the worst feelings ever

Is this what having sex with white women feels like?

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can't tell you for sure, i am a virgin

>Is this what having sex with white women feels like?
kek

Maybe if you're a necrophiliac

Hugging a white woman and realizing she was warm instead of cold was a huge shock for me

my first white girl was oddly tight

you must have a long dick, i cant get mine to touch the floor when doing push ups.

I started doing pushups because I have time during quarantine and my chest is better and better.
I also started using minoxidil on my beard, I will be fucking lumberjack.
I will fuck girls when it ends, guys.

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12cm flaccid but it gets smaller when cold so it was probably shorter when I was doing the pushups
Maybe you arent getting low enough?
Good luck polski bro

ebin :DD