Misconceptions about your country (normie stuff only)

misconceptions about your country (normie stuff only)
I'll start
>olive oil is not a "superfood", this is a lie promoted by our and other meditteranean governments to boost exposts, olive oils just like plant oils is toxic, causes hairloss, obesity, and makes for worse quality skin, regardless of whether you cook with it or not. Same goes for sunfloweroil, cornoil and other vegetable oils we make
If you dont believe me, try drinking a glass of each on its own without throwing up

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I drank a bottle of olive oil once because I was trying to lift weights and 'bulk.' About 45 minutes later, I had a terrible pain in my abdomen, and then I ran to the toilet and shat out a huge disgusting waterfall of oil and shit. I actually LOST weight the next time I weighed myself.

meh, nobody even knows my country exists

>You should visit Istanbul
No dont, it is a shithole. Why so many people are falling for this trap I will never know

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You're lying, I drink a glass of olive oil with breakfast and before bed and I am fine.

I slather myself with a bit of olive oil every evening after a hot shower and I feel fine.

I put olive oil into my pot while boiling spaghetti and it has a richer taste

A negative perception of the US is every country's safest bet, actually. This place sucks terribly and will not improve.

Bible-thumpers should. But other than that, yes.

Mediterranean women are always fat.

Haha vodka lol hehe drunk pipo XDDDD

people think that we are diet japan
wait that's true sorry

Mate of mine downed a glass of olive oil as a joke while when were were pissed.

He ended up shitting himself in his sleep. Not pleasant

Costa Rica is closer to being a desert than a jungle.

Cheese and tulips. It's only the west sliver of the country that's obsessed with those, but sadly that's where all the ships come and go (also historically), so that's the part the world knows about.

By this time everyone knows Argentina is a piece of shit, but if you didn't


Whatever 'good' thing you know argentina for is a lie
>Tango is Uruguayan
>Mate is Paraguayan
>Gauchos are Brazilian
>Rio de la Plata belongs to Uruguay
>Sao Paulo, Ayrton Senna,Pele are superior to Buenos Aires, Fangio, Messi and Maradona
>Brazilian churrasco is better than arshitinian asado
>Chilean Patagonia is better than Argentinian 'Patagonia' (a desert, really)
>Carlos Gardel was Uruguayan
>The Southernmost city of the world isn't Ushuaia, but Puerto Williams
>North Argentina belongs to Bolivia
>Brazil and Uruguay are whiter.
>Chile is safer and richer
>Argentinian ''''''beaches'''''' pale in comparison to Brazils
>Piazzolla hated Argentina and Argentines
>2 bought football WCs amidst corruption against 5 legit brazilian WCs
>Borges and Cortazar are worse than Garcia Marquez and Pablo Neruda, Cortazar being a mere copycat
>Economy is shit
>Society is shit
>Streets are dirty
>Geography is shit

i think your country is a vapid and ultra-materialistic late stage capitalist dystopian hellhole and feel bad for the majority of you.

Some seem to think that Slovenia is some deep Balkan country with Ottoman culture which is complete nonsense. Even geographically, only the southern part of the country contains the Dinaric mountains.
Then there are others who think that Slovenia is some sort of Little Italy, which I think is even stranger. The coast and a strip of land a certain radius around it has Mediterranean climate and biomes, and those are generally the parts that were most in contact with Italian/Venetian/Friulian influences. The rest of the country has a much bigger history with Austria/the Germans. Hell, the Pannonian part of the country is bigger than the Mediterranean one and nobody talks about Slovenia being a Pannonian country.
Some even think that Slovenia is some downtrodden post-Soviet hellhole. Even the British foreign secretary Jeremy Hunt mentioned a "Soviet past" in a talk last year, a statement which he soon retracted.

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No one ever thinks anything about slovenia lol npc country

thanks bro :)
be thankful you're not born here
enjoy your life as an anglo

>swedish girls are hot
swedish women arent hot, they are really mediocre at best.

How that country even exists lol

so diet japan

You're spoiled by the endless supply of hot women. Swedish girls are objectively hot, the entire world agrees on this.

The only Slovenian thing I have ever encountered in my life was an old college professor. Truly an irrelevant country.

>Dublin is a vibrant, modern city on par with any other European capital that is perfect for a weekend break
WRONG. The only people that believe this are Dubs and the Irish Tourism Board. Dublin is an ugly, dirty shithole where tourists are regularly accosted by drug addicts in public view on the main street. If you want to enjoy Ireland, avoid the capital.

not anglo but thanks and i hope things turn around for you guys or you yourself move to greener pastures. australia isn't much better in terms of corporatism but at least the country's nice looking, no future here though, people are paranoid and community is dead.

>Some even think that Slovenia is some downtrodden post-Soviet hellhole
To be fair, most people think that of the ex-yugo countries even if it isn't strictly true.

true, butter is still best

I'm only in Dublin to drink and do drugs. Odds are that I'm the addict accosting locals in public view.

people only think this because they have been fed that meme since childhood and now its regarded as fact

>Mate is Paraguayan
would have thought that obvious since the Latin name is Ilex paraguaiensis

Olive oil is healthy, but it a single tablespoon contains 120 calories
Drinking a glass would probably be multiple times your daily calorie requirements, which is why you have adverse reactions
Next time just drizzle it over your food

>Odds are that I'm the addict accosting locals in public view.
I doubt you would be able to blend in with the junkies given the rather unique accent they have. And they tend to be quite vocal.

I have never used olive oil for any purpose ever. Am I doing something wrong?

Depends what you cook.

I use it all the time for stir frying and making roast potatoes

It's quite puzzling considering Yugoslavia's position in the Non-Alignment Movement

>misconceptions
i saw the smug anime girl and i immediately read this word as "micropenis inspection"

European Communist Country = Soviet in a lot of people's minds. It doesn't help that Yugoslavia was aligned with the USSR for about a decade after WW2.

good tip in general: if you see the word "vibrant" used, stay away

Good advice. It's one of the most commonly used words to describe Dublin in tourism literature.