Jesus Christ's hand cookies

Jesus Christ's hand cookies

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A certain crunchy exterior with a delicious jelly middle, mayhaps?

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WTF are those real hands that you made into cookies?

Fun fact : People were not nailed through their hands at all, it was through the wrist. And more often than not you were tied to the cross, not nailed.

Is it true? Then how do you explain people who get stigmata on their palms?

But these were Jesus’ hands and they were strong.

Nah, they used superglue. Old Jeez told me last weekend at the pub. He came back to us, forgot to tell the rest of ya.

You don't say? I suppose next you're gonna tell me Jesus was not the son of God, but also God and the Holy Ghost at the same time.

I was gonna say this f*ck you bro

Fun Fact : Jesus was actually just a Nordic traveler who got lost, spoke to the people who didn't understand him but he was hella hot and blonde so they thought he was a prophet (he was actually just asking for directions back home) and the Romans got really pissed because they fucking knew he was just one of them damn pesky northerners so they tied him to a couple sticks and tortured him for a while.
He died. Then, three days later Ahmudmadhalla found his corpse and since he was tired of his goat he decided it would be better with some dude ass and took the body home. The other locals of course thought this blonde prophet had risen and declared him "the son of god" and that's how Christianity started.
You're welcome.

Fun fact: believing that Jesus was crucified with 3 nails (as opposed to 4) has a special name.
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Catholics would eat that

I wouldn't even look, happy are those have not seen and yet believe.

Entertaining story. I would 100% believe it if I were sub-150 IQ.

>I would 100% believe it if I were sub-150 IQ
Me every time I read the bible in uni.

>Biblical exegesis
>in University
Listen nigga I studied the most useless shit (Philosophy) and even us didn't do that.

I studied history and archaeology. That included a lot of scripture among hundreds of other ancient texts.

obviously the retards were cutting the wrong part

Based. Like do you go to ancient sites etc.? I did visit some archeologists working (there was a roman necropolis in my town) and it was so cool

Where do I get those cookies? We ain't got those in Puebla.

Christian lore is the deepest lore ever

Christ! How cringy is this? It's like debating over whether Billy's imaginary friend has five or six eyes.

I've visited a lot of sites around the world. But I work mainly here on Gotland. We have some of the worlds best preserved archaeology here and I'm glad I have the chance to be a part of it.

Here's an English documentary about this place, people from all over the world comes here to dig and explore.

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>eating the rotting body of christ
Honestly, sounds pretty black metalish

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Was the coran studied... it is not ancient though

I've read translated parts of it yes.

Ah i know you user, you are the dude who had two teens get jailed for doing graffiti on gotland.

Well there are truly based people here, color me surprised

actually, nails through the hands or wrist were equally common

I am indeed. And I would do it again.