Jesus Christ's hand cookies
Jesus Christ's hand cookies
Nathan Wright
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Landon Morris
A certain crunchy exterior with a delicious jelly middle, mayhaps?
Isaiah Williams
WTF are those real hands that you made into cookies?
Christian Bailey
Fun fact : People were not nailed through their hands at all, it was through the wrist. And more often than not you were tied to the cross, not nailed.
Bentley Robinson
Is it true? Then how do you explain people who get stigmata on their palms?
Ryder Cooper
But these were Jesus’ hands and they were strong.
Caleb Rogers
Nah, they used superglue. Old Jeez told me last weekend at the pub. He came back to us, forgot to tell the rest of ya.
Wyatt Martin
You don't say? I suppose next you're gonna tell me Jesus was not the son of God, but also God and the Holy Ghost at the same time.
Dominic Rodriguez
I was gonna say this f*ck you bro
Jacob Wright
Fun Fact : Jesus was actually just a Nordic traveler who got lost, spoke to the people who didn't understand him but he was hella hot and blonde so they thought he was a prophet (he was actually just asking for directions back home) and the Romans got really pissed because they fucking knew he was just one of them damn pesky northerners so they tied him to a couple sticks and tortured him for a while.
He died. Then, three days later Ahmudmadhalla found his corpse and since he was tired of his goat he decided it would be better with some dude ass and took the body home. The other locals of course thought this blonde prophet had risen and declared him "the son of god" and that's how Christianity started.
You're welcome.