>by aaron bastani
/brit/
Flu Manchu
>Central Bedfordshire police was forced to clarify that it was only giving “well-intentioned” advice after tweeting: “If you think that by going for a picnic in a rural location no one will find you, don’t be surprised if an officer appears from the shadows!”
>Greater Manchester police apologised after a video circulated online of a man being arrested and handcuffed who was reportedly moving a tree in his car on behalf of his mother. The force said he was subsequently de-arrested and it had apologised to his family.
they need to get their powertrip somehow
Fantasizing about Asian women again.
I was asking you
what a fucking spaz you are
>Real Steel is on
Ahh yeah, finally some Kino
Residents of Bracknell, Berkshire, claimed that drones had been spying on back gardens to check if people were holding barbecues or house parties. Marilyn Hedges, 69, said: “All the neighbours are up in arms. A drone flew at low level and hovered over our gardens. We can only assume it was the police or the council — who else would be doing it? It’s a total invasion of people’s privacy.”
gf said I wasn't allowed to touch her arse even though we're home alone and she is my property
The report got leaked you dunce
Strangeeee brew kill what’s inside of you