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first for jewery

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right then, we are all about to get properly cunted innit
Kashkari Says U.S. May Face 18 Months of Rolling Shutdowns bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-04-12/fed-s-kashkari-says-u-s-may-face-18-months-of-rolling-shutdowns

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yandere simulator

Vision of hell subedition

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Second home-owners are reportedly posting their luggage through couriers in an attempt to avoid police. North Wales Police said on Twitter: “Unbelievably we are investigating reports that people are sending their suitcases via courier with clothes to their holiday homes in Wales, so if they get stopped they are not found with them. Surely people aren’t that selfish and cunning, are they?”

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Got 107 pictures of Azula saved

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If you think Art gyals would allow their pseudo intellectual egos take something like Art as a degree you’re having a laugh pal.

They all mostly take real subjects at uni.

>he's on /brit/
>he pretends to be in a position to reject any of the women posted in these threads as if he'd ever be considered an option by any one of them
Why are British incels so delusional?

discord is a whole new level of pathetic

Approximately tenth for fuck clogwog

You lads seen that Labour report?

The Red Tories been undermining the party for years

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5 or 6 man in the morning, 3 for the rest of the day

A family have been sent home by police after driving nearly 200 miles (322 km) to go fishing, despite restrictions being in place due to coronavirus.

Devon and Cornwall Police said the family from London was discovered near Torquay at about 05:00 BST.

>mfw using the deepweb to organise a barbeque in the park

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Agreed.

why did the chinaman eat the pangolin?

I'm a type 3 man myself

sounds riveting
*walks off to talk to someone else*

answer the question cunt

>incels
>/brit/
Hey buddy, I think you've got the wrong door, the /britfeel/'s two blocks down

4 is my preferred poo

For me it's GDP, NVG and ATKgfs

any of you lads growing a quarantine beard?
i cannot grow any reasonable facial hair but i'm giving it a whack

IRC is older than you are junior
the latest incarnation is nothing special

Ye ye alri alri

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DISCORD
I'M HOWLING AT THE MOON

started, got far, but gave up

know more than most here lad

sister let slip she hasn't shaved her fanny at all during quarantine

whose funeral is it

No, Mboko. It's dickheads like Corbyn and Abbott that undermined Labour. That and Brown being a gormless cunt, Blair's wars and their repugnant social engineering experiments since getting into power in 1997

the arrogance and stupidity of normies

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same

MOUTHYANK

> #ClapForOurSacrifice
> Everyone over 60 years old please join us tonight at 8pm for a big applause for the young people that have destroyed the economy and their futures to give us an extra few years of life.

growing a stache and some chin hair

look like a nonce right now desu

some aussie poster made the same observation a few years back and the conclusion was that it's a form of ego defense by /brit/. Pretending to be in a place of superiority over these women is a way of blinding oneself from the fact that these women would probably reject them IRL.

wow is she growing a beard as well

>Help make Google Earth better by automatically sending anonymous usage statistics and crash reports to Google.

should i?

The schools are closed so you won't get much of a shooting tally

who died

If coronavirus doesn't discriminate, how come black people are bearing the brunt?

Except Labour was based on a socialist ideology which Corbyn was suitable for.

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If you don't think I'm a good match for you just ask my mom, she'll clear it right up. She'll redpill you on what a special little guy I am.

loool
fucking nutter
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Make em fish in the Thames instead and eat whatever poisoned lifeforms exist in that swamp

poverty innit

>should I work for free?

poor underlying health I reckon
the 'ol beetus and pressuroni innit

mad how funerals are shilled so hard and considered necessary despite being a pointless tradition just to line the pockets of kike funeral directors who exploit vulnerable people

>fishing trip
>flouting social distancing
sounds like we could learn from these pioneers

>Escorted out of Devon
don't the police have anything better to be doing

Virginia vs Massachusetts
Who do you support, lads?

Yes, maybe 100 years ago, you fucking ape.

09/06/2017, 10:44 – Tracey Allen: We will have to suck this up. The people have spoken. Bastards

09/06/2017, 12:59 – Sarah Mulholland: What were our loses again – Winnick, Meale, Flello and Engel. Was there another I’ve missed?

09/06/2017, 13:00 – Greg Cook: No, the other losses were Copeland and Blenkinsopp’s seat

09/06/2017, 13:01 – Sarah Mulholland:

09/06/2017, 13:01 – Sarah Mulholland: Thanks Greg

09/06/2017, 13:16 – Tracey Allen: We have a letter ready to go to them on Monday Iain

09/06/2017, 13:30 – Sarah Mulholland: Kensington and Chelsea? I’ve just woken up and confused by Twitter. Did we gain it???

09/06/2017, 13:30 – Patrick Heneghan: Count again at 6pm

09/06/2017, 13:31 – Sarah Mulholland: Omg. That Emma Coad is a grade 1 tool.

Very nice

Makes sense, but it's still cringy to see.

>britcel with strong opinions on some obvious 9/10 slag with whom he doesn't stand a chance

The absolute state of the UK

Would love to see the deaths by race statistic

I genuinely want you to fuck my mum - and she's up for it - but you won't talk to me about arranging flights or anything?

Virginia, no question

Massholes are real and they are numerous

You've done too much
Much too young
Now you're married with a kid
When you could be having fun with me

You've done too much
Much too young
Now you're chained to the cooker
Making currant buns for tea

What's that term in Japanese porn where someone drinks an entire cumjar?

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O i am laffin

crime is on lockdown too
no criminal activities until the virus is under control

gonna get naked and do a big wank

very low bar and you know it
you don't even know how to message them lol

don't know much about either, can't place them on a map but virginia speaks to me for some reason

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Telling your mum

wish i was sucking you instead x

What happened to Belle Delphine?

I don't follow E-drama

Cops need their heads examined. What is wrong with this? Who are these people risking infecting? 'Escorted out of the county' christ alive

she cries out for a man from bedford

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>getting nude for a wank

semi gay

Mboko the dumb jungle bunny quoting Novaramedia again and not understanding what he's posting.
Weird little cunt

whats your favourite covid-era /brit/ term to have come about lads?

bogrollberg is mine so far

Is she hot?

roney v

So Labour is socialist at its roots then

If it’s such a low bar why ask these rejects the question

Cancer lungs of a brother is smoking in the house again but if I chin the cunt then I get arrested.

Done for tax evasion

who #woke here?

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lol that's like saying
>if society doesn't discriminate, how come black people are bearing the brunt?
obviously corona virus is racist retard

>by aaron bastani

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Flu Manchu

>Central Bedfordshire police was forced to clarify that it was only giving “well-intentioned” advice after tweeting: “If you think that by going for a picnic in a rural location no one will find you, don’t be surprised if an officer appears from the shadows!”
>Greater Manchester police apologised after a video circulated online of a man being arrested and handcuffed who was reportedly moving a tree in his car on behalf of his mother. The force said he was subsequently de-arrested and it had apologised to his family.

they need to get their powertrip somehow

Fantasizing about Asian women again.

I was asking you
what a fucking spaz you are

>Real Steel is on

Ahh yeah, finally some Kino

Residents of Bracknell, Berkshire, claimed that drones had been spying on back gardens to check if people were holding barbecues or house parties. Marilyn Hedges, 69, said: “All the neighbours are up in arms. A drone flew at low level and hovered over our gardens. We can only assume it was the police or the council — who else would be doing it? It’s a total invasion of people’s privacy.”

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gf said I wasn't allowed to touch her arse even though we're home alone and she is my property

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The report got leaked you dunce

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Strangeeee brew kill what’s inside of you

Yes. Think lucy beaumont

>Cops need their heads examined. What is wrong with this? Who are these people risking infecting? 'Escorted out of the county' christ alive

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fuck the five-o

Wish I had a friend who could attract women cause I'm a fucking runty dork that can't do it myself.
I need you to put me in some extraordinary fucking circumstances.

I genuinely hope you kill yourself. Odious paedo cunt

Freedom isn't for the weak

Virginians were dandy hedonistic cavaliers and Massachusettsians were stuffy, austere puritans

Because I'm a King's man I'm gonna have to go with Virginia

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>gf said I wasn't allowed to touch her arse
literally not an okay situation lad

I don't see the issue with isolating in a second home. What's the difference? As long as they aren't down the beaches having a jolly. People are angry because they're rich